2022 unpopular opinion thread

[Sizzle]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

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Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

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There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

Eh he’s happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

[R3dBullRox420]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

[jgonzalez]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

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your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

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Eh he’s happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP

[Sizzle]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

[close]

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

[sacking rails]

pretty eco friendly

[dannyprovolone]

so you just carry around half full bottles of piss all day? what kind of work do you do?

[Sizzle]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

[close]

Eh he’s happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

[close]

So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP

If telling somebody to fuck their mother is promoting incest then I only promote incest with the aforementioned gentleman and you. Also in all seriousness it’s weird that you genuinely don’t like me because I told you to suck my stinky cock as a joke. I thought we were bantering I wasn’t actually upset with you or anything dude

[KinkyRailsRailed4u]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

[close]

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

[close]

you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

Hi Sizzle, I can tell we're going to be friends!

This reminds me of a short prison sentence I served during Covid. Prison population has continued to grow rapidly in Buffalo. All the facilities were full, with up to four inmates lived in each cell only meant for two people.

Me and my Fruit Belt Gang cohorts passed a motion to pee in Coke bottles. Our rivals, the Cash Money Gang DID NOT PASS SUCH A MOTION. They were toe hair deep in their own tinkles. Valuable lessons were learned that day about the importance of piss bottles.

It's illegal to dispose of human excrement in the trash, which is how I ended up in Buffalo's supermax in the first place.

[Coastal Fever]

Unless you’re a legit train hopping crust punk, wearing fucked up pants with patches on them is some lame ass poser shit.  Looking at you, half the Polar team.

[sacking rails]

get him hes a new user

[jgonzalez]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

[close]

Eh he’s happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

[close]

So you promote incest and piss jugs.

Thanks for joining SLAP

[close]

If telling somebody to fuck their mother is promoting incest then I only promote incest with the aforementioned gentleman and you. Also in all seriousness it’s weird that you genuinely don’t like me because I told you to suck my stinky cock as a joke. I thought we were bantering I wasn’t actually upset with you or anything dude

For the record I don’t like mother jokes because my mother is wonderful.

But other than that, I do like cock jokes.   I don’t know you and I don’t dislike you. I’m not upset with you either.

With sincerity, Wellcum to SLAP.

🤝

[cky enthusiast]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

[close]

your kid is gonna be f u c k e d

[close]

Eh he’s happy, healthy, cute and reaching all his developmental milestones, go fuck your mothers pussy though for me buddy

“my child is reaching all their developmental milestones” says man carrying bottles of piss 

[LebowskisRug]

Still pretty stoked on Bunnyhop and VA having last part.

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

[close]

Lol @ the eco friendly justification.
"Using a single use plastic bottle and delaying when it's flushed down the toilet is gentlemanly and eco friendly"
Haha ok bro

[close]

you wait until the next time you have to use the bathroom then just empty it then. It technically does save a flush

How many times do you piss in the same gatorade bottle before you have to throw it away ? What's the criterion ? color ? smell ?

[skatebruh]

I skate at the park early in the morning to avoid you people.

How am I going to warm up without a backside noseslide?

You think I'm just going to hop on backside tailslide without doing the noseslide first to see how the ledge slides.

I'm glad I got to the park early. No one is around to see me stick on that first noseslide and wax the ledge.

[skate_or_dingus]

 *established pro farts loudly

 THAT'S IT FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SOTY.

[Gab]

*established pro farts loudly

 THAT'S IT FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SOTY.

Don’t push too hard or you’ll give a new meaning to soty runs

[thanksgiving]

polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked

[Mean salto]

polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked

Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.

[Sloppy Krooks]

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If your friend does a kickflip bs noseslide do you walk up to them and hand them a slip of paper that says "kook'd for bs noseslide, that's a banned trick"?

[close]

Yes

Unpopular opinion: peeing in Gatorade bottles should be destigmatized. It’s 10x more hygienic than any other way of relieving yourself. You literally don’t even have to touch your penis and all pee splashback is kept in the container. You don’t have to touch your disgusting toilet handle or the door knob, it even saves a flush so good for the environment! I can’t believe I ever let my normie roommates make me feel bad for doing it during my counter strike phase. Bottlepissers unite.

[close]

That’s just insane and weird. Do you live in a tent?

Im in a city where I see tons of piss filled bottles on the side of the road. Way more than you’d imagine. Once I started noticing them I realized they are absolutely everywhere. Are you one of these people? 

Please start using toilets. Also noseslides are cool especially if you nollie into them.

[close]

There’s no good reason not to besides it being weird. You don’t just throw it into a vacant lot like an animal you go and dispose of it in the toilet at your own leisure, like a gentleman.

And for your own edification I actually stopped peeing in bottles when I moved in with my baby mother but I still pee in the sink about half of the time, other half I sit down and use the toilet like an adult. Standing and peeing in a toilet is for plebs

Lemme get this straight.

You say peeing in a bottle is more hygienic because you don’t have to touch a toilet handle or a public doorknob, yet you say you dispose of the piss in your container in a toilet.

Sounds like you are just adding extra steps with no benefit. Plus you have to lug your warm puss around (in your backpack?) until you get to a toilet.

I’m not hating, I don’t care what you do with your piss. But your reasoning doesn’t quite make sense to me. If you get off peeing in stuff that’s not meant to be peed in, that’s another thing.

[manysnakes]

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polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked

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Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.

I’ve definitely bought multiple boards because they had an top or bottom orange ply.

[Slugboi22]

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polar always has the worst ply colors

if u dont want yellow or pink or orange ur fucked

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Yellow, pink and orange are the best ply colours in that order. If you don't want yellow pink or orange yes you are fucked.

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I’ve definitely bought multiple boards because they had an top or bottom orange ply.

i’m quite partial to green and lucky for me my polar 8.75 is green on the top and bottom ply. Big fan of blue tops too.

[realbasedgod112]

I skate at the park early in the morning to avoid you people.

How am I going to warm up without a backside noseslide?

You think I'm just going to hop on backside tailslide without doing the noseslide first to see how the ledge slides.

I'm glad I got to the park early. No one is around to see me stick on that first noseslide and wax the ledge.

i have no problem with people doing wack tricks, having fun is what skating is! i can't go a session without a backside noseslide, but it's a warmup trick. just like a fs5050 fs180 out, you have to do it so you can get to better skating.
ultimately, the most wack thing in skateboarding is caring what people wacker than you think.

[sacking rails]

*established pro farts loudly

 THAT'S IT FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR SOTY.

shitter of the year

[SatanicPanic]

Learning hard tricks isn’t really worth it for most of us

[EXTRA SPICY]

Learning hard tricks isn’t really worth it for most of us

And here I thought I stirred the pot by saying slider rails are dumb and lazy.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

(Just playing, you’ll see my pals part and realize I’m on some C-grade cock level tricks)

[Lou Strux]

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Learning hard tricks isn’t really worth it for most of us

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And here I thought I stirred the pot by saying slider rails are dumb and lazy.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

(Just playing, you’ll see my pals part and realize I’m ok some C-grade cock level tricks)

THIS mootherhugger over here… I’ve skated with this dude & would gladly trade all 12 of my D-grade “taint level” trucks for just 3 of his C-grade tricks.
Spice, you ain’t foolin’ nobody.
Looking forward to this next video.

[livin on a speyer]

noseslide and boardslide are only real tricks when theyre frontside. who actually gets stoked on back nose/boardslide??

I do if it is done well. I also like fs smiths more than bs smiths. Bs smiths are too la-di-daa.

[sacking rails]

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noseslide and boardslide are only real tricks when theyre frontside. who actually gets stoked on back nose/boardslide??

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I do if it is done well. I also like fs smiths more than bs smiths. Bs smiths are too la-di-daa.

front smith is the shit
bs lipslide>bs smith

[djoekr]

so you just carry around half full bottles of piss all day? what kind of work do you do?

Way of the road boys.