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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2022, 11:47:51 AM »
Grant Taylor is better than Ishod.

Jason Dill is a phony

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2022, 11:50:42 AM »
Before Nike SB crashed the party, the whole skateboard industry was controlled by just 4 former pro freestylers.

Welinder, Pierre André, Mullen and Rocco.

the 4 Monarchs, Nike should just leave they never belonged here in the first place ngl

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2022, 11:51:12 AM »
Some Brazilian tech bros started a shoe brand and plastered their logo all over the berries.
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2022, 11:56:16 AM »
Hard to believe that rainbow_equality post is almost a decade old. The real dark obscure fact is we're old as fuck, and will soon be dead and forgotten.  :(
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2022, 12:03:02 PM »
Grant Taylor is better than Ishod.

Jason Dill is a phony

Prod on Jordan

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"jason dill is a phony" absolutely %0 false
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2022, 12:13:46 PM »
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2022, 12:14:18 PM »
Hard to believe that rainbow_equality post is almost a decade old. The real dark obscure fact is we're old as fuck, and will soon be dead and forgotten.  :(

All of us will someday join the old man with ugly scars as gost.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2022, 12:15:19 PM »
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Before Nike SB crashed the party, the whole skateboard industry was controlled by just 4 former pro freestylers.

Welinder, Pierre André, Mullen and Rocco.
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the 4 Monarchs, Nike should just leave they never belonged here in the first place ngl


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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2022, 12:25:14 PM »
I heard the skate scenes in Gleaming the Cube weren't actually done by Christian Slater.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2022, 12:32:55 PM »
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Before Nike SB crashed the party, the whole skateboard industry was controlled by just 4 former pro freestylers.

Welinder, Pierre André, Mullen and Rocco.
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the 4 Monarchs, Nike should just leave they never belonged here in the first place ngl
It was broken before NikeSB entered. DVS/Lakai under Platinum (surfers and Tim Gavin) wasn't freestylers and prior to that DC (Damon Way and Ken Block).

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2022, 12:41:49 PM »
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Before Nike SB crashed the party, the whole skateboard industry was controlled by just 4 former pro freestylers.

Welinder, Pierre André, Mullen and Rocco.
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the 4 Monarchs, Nike should just leave they never belonged here in the first place ngl
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It was broken before NikeSB entered. DVS/Lakai under Platinum (surfers and Tim Gavin) wasn't freestylers and prior to that DC (Damon Way and Ken Block).
yeah still doesn't change the fact they don't belong here 

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2022, 12:54:53 PM »
gator killed his girlfriend
When?? I know he killed her friend
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2022, 12:56:49 PM »
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gator killed his girlfriend
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When?? I know he killed her friend

True, Brandi is still alived.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2022, 12:57:24 PM »
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gator killed his girlfriend
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When?? I know he killed her friend

Yeah this bothered me, Gator murdered his girlfriends close friend. Even more fucked up tbh.
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2022, 01:46:05 PM »
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Heath never landed a trick. It was all computers.
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My first local skateshop was run by a guy who actually did believe that all skate videos were just CGI.
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haha i wonder if these people still exist

Absolutely they do. A guy I work with was legitimately telling us one lunch break that 9/11 was actually CGI and didn't actually happen. He had recently watched a YouTube video about it.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2022, 02:24:31 PM »
Heath never landed a trick. It was all computers.

This is how it was done


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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2022, 02:33:54 PM »
It’s been on here before but DLX caught some pretty heavy shit from the Hells Angels ( either from lawyers or actual members depending on the story)  for using Hells Angels symbols on a REAL board. I have a pic somewhere of the graphic…

There are multiple stories about people kooking themselves out of the industry by sleeping with girlfriends / wives etc…

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2022, 02:42:11 PM »
Gator He killed and necrophilla the person he killed. That’s Nasty. Tha Dude Couldn’t  Even Ollie. Learn to Ollie.Slap pies are cool but Ollie’s is betters you will be better even if it’s just cuz you be better then mark  Anthony and his bitch ass no Ollie psycho vibes.
Skateboarding like punk rock has been a place where nazis been hiding out in plain site. Jason Jesse and even Indy trucks symbol is that shit. But that came from punk. Punk has always given a pass to the nazis. Before I forget why did Cory duffel have that skull with the Nazi cap to smash in the first place? Punk rock and nazis kissing  in a tree. Id be lying if I said I’ve never seen any punk people wearing swastikas. Never saw Darby crash or souise and the banshee wearing that shit. Pretty sure the Sex Pistols never wore that shit either. No reason dead kenedys sang a song about “nazi punks fuck off” No nazi problem there I guess. But I mean the voice of the the suburbs into music is punk. Punk is suburban music. Why is just all 80s Ronald Regan talking though a snotty kids voice and the nazi pass given is weird. I don’t think there is like A nazi vibe other music seens. Like No one’s gonna hand you a hard core vegan zine with Some super racist fascist shit tuck into it between band interviews at the wutang show but they might at that earth crisis opens for slayer or Metallica show. Well. I guess  Let’s talk about raves. That shit was dumb fun. When the raves came out in the USA we went crazy. the rave age was amazing. It was The first time we saw pressure  flips and xtc Everyone in the questionable video besides Rodney was high as a kite on xtc.
Duffy wasn’t just grinding rails he was also grinding his teeth grinding them rails rave on  but let’s be Drugs. Lot of drugs and that lifestyle promoted. Skateboarding is a drug tooJulian Stranger isn’t his real name. jeremey Klein got jarret berry kicked off birdhouse cuz he is gay.
That wasn’t really Ron Allen’s father
Just some sort of racist joke made by white peoples
Steve Berra cried when the bird man hit the apple weed pipe.
1 out of 5 of your favorite skaters has herpes or beats women
Tony hawk didn’t do the loop first
Skateboarding isn’t a career
Heath kirchart shit in Leigh Petersons backpack on tour and that was the last we saw of Leigh. He hates skateboarding Now Don’t be like Leigh. Don’t let shit bother you. But honestly
Johna hill has convinced people he skated and that bothers me. He is an actor. He be acting good. He don’t skate. He ain’t about it. Never let posers throw flags.
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 Terry Kennedy  killed a man and Slap message board Pals  used to collectively mock his mental illness. Shalom







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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2022, 02:58:18 PM »
It’s been on here before but DLX caught some pretty heavy shit from the Hells Angels ( either from lawyers or actual members depending on the story)  for using Hells Angels symbols on a REAL board. I have a pic somewhere of the graphic…

There are multiple stories about people kooking themselves out of the industry by sleeping with girlfriends / wives etc…

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I get skateboarding has always had some edgelord stuff to their graphics. But, I would have thought anyone who lived in the Bay Area would realize how dumb an idea this actually is. Not just for the company, but for the idiot kid who bought it and might be spotted (potentially not even realizing its significance at the time of purchase).

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2022, 03:03:24 PM »
Ronson Lambert doesnt like skateboarding anymore because of Bronze 56k

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2022, 03:05:46 PM »
tony hawk married tanner burzinskis mom so him and riley are step brothers. not dark but sure is obscure

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2022, 03:08:36 PM »
skateboard hardware is not specifically designed for skateboards

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2022, 03:14:04 PM »
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Hard to believe that rainbow_equality post is almost a decade old. The real dark obscure fact is we're old as fuck, and will soon be dead and forgotten.  :(
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All of us will someday join the old man with ugly scars as gost.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #53 on: February 08, 2022, 03:18:24 PM »
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #54 on: February 08, 2022, 03:23:47 PM »
skateboard hardware is not specifically designed for skateboards

Are you trying to tell me Bronze isn’t core?
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #55 on: February 08, 2022, 03:24:12 PM »
There’s a bar in LA owned by skaters called “black”. Pretty dark fact imho.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #56 on: February 08, 2022, 03:24:22 PM »
The whole Van Wastell situation was handled very poorly by all involved. Locking someone who is gripped with addiction into a room, with only one way out...I get there were all young, except maybe Jamie Hart, and probably had no experience in dealing with anything like that before, but this all could've played out very differently and Van could still be here today.



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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2022, 03:56:50 PM »
The whole Van Wastell situation was handled very poorly by all involved. Locking someone who is gripped with addiction into a room, with only one way out...I get there were all young, except maybe Jamie Hart, and probably had no experience in dealing with anything like that before, but this all could've played out very differently and Van could still be here today.
Wasn't Ave on that trip and sober by then. I believe there is a photo of him on that trip with Van in Berlin. Either way a terrible result, and who knows who did what, what exactly happened, and what would have happened given the seriousness of opioid addiction.

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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #58 on: February 08, 2022, 04:15:08 PM »
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Re: Anyone know some dark obscure skateboarding facts?
« Reply #59 on: February 08, 2022, 04:17:07 PM »
There’s a bar in LA owned by skaters called “black”. Pretty dark fact imho.

hm...is it same guys who started that brand for minorities called "chocolate"?