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[realbasedgod112]

i really want to rap battle someone right now, i need to exercise my vocabulary and make things if that makes sense
do reply posthaste, i would hate for this thread to be ignored and die, bumpless and alone.

(i'll let whoever replies start with the first verse)

[IUTSM]

i really want to rap battle someone right now, i need to exercise my vocabulary and make things if that makes sense
do reply posthaste, i would hate for this thread to be ignored and die, bumpless and alone.

(i'll let whoever replies start with the first verse)

you think you're the OG Beans?
comin back, hustlin verses n multis
yo spits shittier than shit stains in your daddies jeans

reach back, rewind to make this rhyme kinda
twisted like your momma crickety ass crack split lemon rind
your blind to the crime of the time lost on SLAP pals verse
lets see if what you spit is worse

[realbasedgod112]

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i really want to rap battle someone right now, i need to exercise my vocabulary and make things if that makes sense
do reply posthaste, i would hate for this thread to be ignored and die, bumpless and alone.

(i'll let whoever replies start with the first verse)

[close]

you think you're the OG Beans?
comin back, hustlin verses n multis
yo spits shittier than shit stains in your daddies jeans

reach back, rewind to make this rhyme kinda
twisted like your momma crickety ass crack split lemon rind
your blind to the crime of the time lost on SLAP pals verse
lets see if what you spit is worse

fool calling me bad, saying my shit is worse
only fucking place for ya' is the back of a hearse
coffin, now you're coughin' smoke, while i'm spittin fire
take your rep real low, scoffin, im getting higher

fakie heelflip, game of SKATE, throwing my rhymes
tryna steal shit, criminal, doing the time, yeah
(record scratch) (BEERRRAAAA!!!)
breakin' the beat like a board on the flat,
bogglin your mind when im on the attack
skip all your parts just cause your shit is wack
i never bail now i'm comin back
SLAP is my game fool, now you're just a quack

[Fhk]

realbased god..you must be smokin base god..your washed up like P-rod..your girl told me you were a real fraud..so when I gave her a head nod...she left your ass without a trace god...now shes got a taste of a real rod..shes riding me like a race quad..on the dunes of capecod..

[realbasedgod112]

realbased god..you must be smokin base god..your washed up like P-rod..your girl told me you were a real fraud..so when I gave her a head nod...she left your ass without a trace god...now shes got a taste of a real rod..shes riding me like a race quad..on the dunes of capecod..

seventyseven, you must be 11
living in hell, you think that it's heaven
this is my odyssey, they calling me stephen
grinding on metal, got bands like deafheaven

[formula420]

at least we got parts
post a fit fuccboy
youre outta luck boy
choppers commin duck boy

stop at nothing got your sister
and a swishers what i give her
i even fucked your dad
so go wash your hands in a pisser

[GardenSkater77]

His palms are sweaty knees deep mom’s spaghetti.

[IUTSM]

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i really want to rap battle someone right now, i need to exercise my vocabulary and make things if that makes sense
do reply posthaste, i would hate for this thread to be ignored and die, bumpless and alone.

(i'll let whoever replies start with the first verse)

[close]

you think you're the OG Beans?
comin back, hustlin verses n multis
yo spits shittier than shit stains in your daddies jeans

reach back, rewind to make this rhyme kinda
twisted like your momma crickety ass crack split lemon rind
your blind to the crime of the time lost on SLAP pals verse
lets see if what you spit is worse

[close]

fool calling me bad, saying my shit is worse
only fucking place for ya' is the back of a hearse
coffin, now you're coughin' smoke, i'm spittin fire
take your rep real low, scoffin, im getting higher

I'm the bad muthafucka, I'm just sayin you suck
learned from your ma lickin the shit off my junk
shiiiiiiieeet, I never seen a cratered moonscape so vast
til I was pump pump pumpin n dumpin loads in her rump

no need for a rubber, none of that tactic
cuz there's nothing erratic, boy, go back to static
back to your ma, a regular with schmegma
you the product of a torn prophylactic
she an ass up ender, I'm keep crushin
like brews on a bender



 

[TheLurper]

His palms are sweaty knees deep mom’s spaghetti.

The whole crowd goes spaghetti!

https://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/

[realbasedgod112]

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i really want to rap battle someone right now, i need to exercise my vocabulary and make things if that makes sense
do reply posthaste, i would hate for this thread to be ignored and die, bumpless and alone.

(i'll let whoever replies start with the first verse)

[close]

you think you're the OG Beans?
comin back, hustlin verses n multis
yo spits shittier than shit stains in your daddies jeans

reach back, rewind to make this rhyme kinda
twisted like your momma crickety ass crack split lemon rind
your blind to the crime of the time lost on SLAP pals verse
lets see if what you spit is worse

[close]

fool calling me bad, saying my shit is worse
only fucking place for ya' is the back of a hearse
coffin, now you're coughin' smoke, i'm spittin fire
take your rep real low, scoffin, im getting higher

[close]

I'm the bad muthafucka, I'm just sayin you suck
learned from your ma lickin the shit off my junk
shiiiiiiieeet, I never seen a cratered moonscape so vast
til I was pump pump pumpin n dumpin loads in her rump

no need for a rubber, none of that tactic
cuz there's nothing erratic, boy, go back to static
you the product of a torn prophylactic
back to your ma, a regular with schmegma
an ass up ender, I'm keep crushin
like brews on a bender

ripping on the beat, your mom be
slipping on my meat, i'll be
stripping getting deep, while youre
tripping off my heat, smiling
gripping trucks like feet, dyin
whipping cream so sweet, cause you
SUUUUCCKKKK

[GardenSkater77]

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His palms are sweaty knees deep mom’s spaghetti.

[close]

The whole crowd goes spaghetti!

https://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/

These hoes don’t want him no mo, cold spaghetti.

[silhouette]

realbasedgod112, what's up with this come on,
All this time we spend on SLAP, Fred is saving monks
Competition I'll tell you isn't what this shit's about,
Only partaking right now 'cuz this is some good zoot
Only rhymes if Canadian, well I don't give a hoot,
Better study KRS's gospel when you find a minute,
Instead of decimate, I elevate, when all you want is masturbate
Relying on hidden lurkers hoping they take the master bait,
Schooling you on that heelflip catch for me is no problem
I'll even drop unsolicited tips so all the Enimem
Embarrassing comparisons stop,
The difference between you guys' shit is how much his got pop,
No ad hominem aggression you see,
That's how we keep it classy,
Can't fight me with all your spite
'cuz I spent all mine on Termite
Back in the naughts,
And you won't even come close,
Room lights switching back on for my round of applause
To the SLAP posta, modern hip-hoppa,
Grassroots DMV lot excellence as represented by Sizzla,
Consumer pool
Catches heat from suckas, who wish they were cool
When your wallet's what they're after, don't be no fool,
Breaking this game's forbidden fourteen, so be it
At the end of the day they probably run Post Your Fit
But now my joint is gone and so is my patience,
Passing the mic to the next homie for their turn to drop science

[friendly dave]

Wine coolers in the prius.

[realbasedgod112]

realbasedgod112, what's up with this come on,
All this time we spend on SLAP, Fred is saving monks
Competition I'll tell you isn't what this shit's about,
Only partaking right now 'cuz this is some good zoot
Only rhymes if Canadian, well I don't give a hoot,
Better study KRS's gospel when you find a minute,
Instead of decimate, I elevate, when all you want is masturbate
Relying on hidden lurkers hoping they take the master bait,
Schooling you on that heelflip catch for me is no problem
I'll even drop unsolicited tips so all the Enimem
Embarrassing comparisons stop,
The difference between you guys' shit is how much his got pop,
No ad hominem aggression you see,
That's how we keep it classy,
Can't fight me with all your spite
'cuz I spent all mine on Termite
Back in the naughts,
And you won't even come close,
Room lights switching back on for my round of applause
To the SLAP posta, modern hip-hoppa,
Grassroots DMV lot excellence as represented by Sizzla,
Consumer pool
Catches heat from suckas, who wish they were cool
When your wallet's what they're after, don't be no fool,
Breaking this game's forbidden fourteen, so be it
At the end of the day they probably run Post Your Fit
But now my joint is gone and so is my patience,
Passing the mic to the next homie for their turn to drop science

DAAAMMMNNN!!!!!

[Sila]

yoo real base god,
you a real based fraud, skin pasty like mods
you'll be holdin it together like the veins of a leaf
when I come to your pond ,
talk to you about balding at an early age
time heals all wounds,
 your hair follicles are an exception
natural selection
it's my domain. The SLAP dimension,
Pals in session.
I embody the perfect wheelbase to truck ratio
The universe is satiated by my bars
You words are a fad diet, like paleo
I'll expose ya! like Ricky in Eastern Exposure
It's not Godzilla, it's the god- Sila! I told ya
You're trash man, I tre flip ya verse like a trash can
My mind holds the evidence, like a dash-cam
you little embryo,

[realbasedgod112]

yoo real base god,
you a real based fraud, skin pasty like mods
you'll be holdin it together like the veins of a leaf
when I come to your pond ,
talk to you about balding at an early age
time heals all wounds,
 your hair follicles are an exception
natural selection
it's my domain. The SLAP dimension,
Pals in session.
I embody the perfect wheelbase to truck ratio
The universe is satiated by my bars
You words are a fad diet, like paleo
I'll expose ya! like Ricky in Eastern Exposure
It's not Godzilla, it's the god- Sila! I told ya
You're trash man, I tre flip ya verse like a trash can
My mind holds the evidence, like a dash-cam
you little embryo,

listen here sila, take a seat while ya
get roasted toasted burned by my heat, sila
my rap's a feat, sila... my flow is sweet, sila
i made your mom... spit all over my meat, sila

you see the thing about the haters is they rare, i don't care
about some bitch boy crying 'bout that it's not fair, how i stare
down barrel guns like they not there, and i scare
your fucking mother with my motherfucking dick, say a prayer,
bitch boy.

[silhouette]

Shouldn't be cracking over dat Sila diss, homie dropped the mic mid-rhyme
Probably fell asleep due to puffing on some dank thyme,
Story about them ants in that one thread was dope, believe that
As I'm rolling another one consider this a tip of my hat
Legs still sore from today's pushin,
All that I'm feelin' and all the best I'm wishin'
Upon any homie reading this, shalom
Many fun times on the board and zero smashing of the dome
That would be too similar to Tum Yeto Templeton

[Sila]

Watch your mouth Sill I'll remove ya,
knock ya back just like a fresh schooner
After a long day
,i'm  takin out gen z and i'm blowin up boomers
Time to shake hands and formally address you
Stay in bed all day to impress you
Look out for the future
this is premature balding, before you know it, head is lookin' like a spalding,
Nubuck leather lookin skin
Crooked grins from Slap pals
Clothes like dusty bookshelves
Holding nose manuals with no purpose
The end is closer,
think you're aggressive in-lines?
You lucid dreaming in a pair of Roces

[silhouette]

Sila vs. Sil there is no way that's a happenin', brother's not on the hunt,
Don't come at me when all I did was praise the blunt,
Many wish they could remove me cuz they hatin' on my fangs,
Maybe cuz they're honest or maybe cuz post length,
Whateva, I'm fixated like a diva, Sila,
Over the fact that staying in bed really shouldn't impress ya
Or anybody really, think I'm the nail, but I'm very absent
Living for this shit an inherent part of the plank
Magnificent 6 am coffee brewing selfish camera charging
Waiting for the sun to come up like Larry Perkins
Will soon step on my board, can't wait to get out
On the streets I call my roots for some trivial pursuit
And wishing you the same, all positivity
Worst thing I'd summon on my enemy is a parking lot and a homie

[EdLawndale]

Shit's getting heated in here

[Sila]

yoooo sill you need to bounce!
Before my whole repertoire is unhinged like a matty c account
I can't be touched, pinky promise, secrets known by campers only..
I'm the undiscovered outback champion, homie
A sexy hedonist, no friend of mine is frustrated by inconsequential measurements
Booom! I'm shining floodlights on the gear heads
Wasting words on nuts and bolts, i'm surprised they got a pulse, somehow grew from kids to adults
Ayye i'm mixed race,
Beautiful foreskin, colour is a cinnamon shade
Blessed with olive oil, before I finish the day
Chillin, you're all frustrated
Every problem blown out of proportion
Organising overexplained trick tips into appropriate folders,
Agonizing over foot placement,
I'm singing sweet lullabies, to the chirps of cicadas, resting in meta meditation
Nothing but love felt here in this ethereal body..
Big love to Slap and the wooden toy hobby

[realbasedgod112]

sila won't post a fit, he'll throw one instead
take these hits like a hard slab of 'crete to the head
backin up my guy silhouette, let it be said
that your foreskin fills all the ladies with dread

eating olives like i'm eating fake rappers (sila)
old man knees they be destined for the scrappers (yo what)
imma sleep, call myself the kid.. napper
you got the posts, but i got PAL status

[silhouette]

Now we're going again with folks who think they gotta choose
Between imaginary camps when it's really all one pair of shoes
Mentality is run-off-the-mill, I'll bring that Fentanyl
You don't want to be the mannequin version of Jason Dill,
Backside nollie flip the bench in that 411 Chaos
Alone should suffice to lower the hater counter to zero's
Only in unison we should be spittin' all that jive
Internet freestylin' only palin' in front of Jurassic 5
Dr. Octagon, you think you've seen me go all in,
Blue Flowers, will send ya brain a-marmeladin'
With a simple glimpse, that's my Slamma Jamma
And if you eva feel like feelin' oh-so-betta about-a yourself-a Sila,
I'll let ya know the latest tape of mine I captured was nothing but filla, fella,
No shits given no fucks droppin' on my rada'
Ain't got time to waste like AIM I'm not drivin' a Lada,
You think this is a game in which I may look like a single playa,
Except I'm not exactly playin' just fun I have whilst I achieve ya
With your own excellence, that could never find
Till I opened your eyes to your very own mind
But I'm just a ghost in passin', mere reflection of livin'
Please only credit God for this now risin' sun which means I really gotta be dippin'
8 in the mornin', fourth coffee in
When it comes to the ganja long time I stopped all accountin'
Now I just wanna feel, the textures of the floor
Please don't mind me getting wheel, bite right out of the door

[Easy Slider]

@OP who do you think you are calling yourself God?
I could destroy you with one verse but you‘d report me to mod
So I‘ll leave you to it bro, so long, cus I‘m out
There’s only one thing left for you to do: focus account!

[realbasedgod112]

@OP who do you think you are calling yourself God?
I could destroy you with one verse but you‘d report me to mod
So I‘ll leave you to it bro, so long, cus I‘m out
There’s only one thing left for you to do: focus account!

destroy me? nice try, i'mma make you throw it
my bars sweet like honey - you're the fly, i'm a poet
i'm notorious, in the club, sipping on moet
ES washed up, like the shoes, all of us know it
wrap it up now, pass the torch, might say i bestow it
to the next PAL facing me, but my rhymes show it
what's 'it' you ask? i don't know, just know that you'll blow it
kidddddd

[Sila]

ayye every Sila verse is a percy. arrivaderci! (rbg!)
make your mother's toes curly,bright and early
with the slippery tongue droppin kindness ,
levitate in the air like exotic spices
i'm throwin fits because I see you match your socks to your visors,
we rhymin, not wannabe Muska- lizin'!
ayye you got the personality of a pikelet
you'll never be worth a minute of silence
call yourself naresh, antonio, ricky, or simon
I got a two page spread and relaxed threads concealing a python..ooooooh

[SHAQUEEFA]

YO YO YO!!!!

It's a fuckin pandemic
The govermnet planned it
Taking out the planet
But we got a base god thinkin he can stand it
Claimin he the real deal, soundin like a manic

You a fraud,
like 45's taxes
Ripping off the masses
writing of the assets

Hiding all the wealth, with a spell on the red man
You couldnt grab a pussy, if it was laying in your bed man
You a bed pan, collecting all the shit.
Now a gotta work a little bit.

I'm out.

[live, laugh, love]

Uh uh uh!  Yo Check it, check it, check it out now!

My rhymes be hitting harder than Ike Turner. Realbasedgod?? Is that some wack ass burner??

You say you want a battle, this is hardly a fight. Check your girls bathroom for my name, because she be livin, laughin, and loving me all night.

Hold the camera for us from your cuck couch at the end of the bed. Don't get all Bill Strobeck on your shooting and cut out your girls head. oOoOO!!!

[GardenSkater77]

I’ll battle anyone of any race you beating me is like Billy Crystal playing scarface.

I can’t see it blind to the eye. I came up in your face oops POW surprise ohhhhhhh…

[nickpaolucci]

I’ll battle anyone of any race you beating me is like Billy Crystal playing scarface.

I can’t see it blind to the eye. I came up in your face oops POW surprise ohhhhhhh…

winner