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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2022, 04:40:18 PM »
Doesn’t Austin dress like a bootleg Dylan rieder too tho? Lol

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2022, 04:41:28 PM »
Grown men fighting over social media because of their outfit is just the absolute pinnacle of the post modern industrial society. Humanity deserves the worse long live the dinosaurs

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2022, 04:43:38 PM »
Grown men fighting over social media because of their outfit is just the absolute pinnacle of the post modern industrial society. Humanity deserves the worse long live the dinosaurs




This video should be called cherry peppering the audience

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2022, 04:44:16 PM »
You love to see it

Wonder when Elijah is going to address #bikegate
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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2022, 04:46:41 PM »
elijah said fuck dming him like a man and instead story called him out, pretty alpha chad move i almost gotta respect it…

…if it weren’t for the fact he’s mad he’s being exposed as a swag jacker



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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2022, 04:47:22 PM »
Dylan is somewhere in the sky watching these two grown ass men fight over him rn :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(




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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2022, 04:48:06 PM »
Looks like Elijah brought a bike lock to a fun fight

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2022, 04:57:29 PM »
Austyn just said what every one else has been thinking. Elijah is a fucking dork.

Bike locking a rail is small dick energy. Elijah is the embodiment of small dick energy 

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2022, 04:57:38 PM »
Grown men fighting over social media because of their outfit is just the absolute pinnacle of the post modern industrial society. Humanity deserves the worse long live the dinosaurs
This is a goofy ass doomer take right here. Go play with a cat or something.

Dylan is somewhere in the sky watching these two grown ass men fight over him rn :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
LOL

That bike locking shit is mad kooky though.

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2022, 05:00:00 PM »
They both weren’t wrong. At least someone took it to the gram like a man. Austyn should’ve DM’d him to avoid all this.

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2022, 05:01:28 PM »
Two dudes that could be so cool but are just too good at fucking up
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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2022, 05:01:56 PM »
elijah said fuck dming him like a man and instead story called him out, pretty alpha chad move i almost gotta respect it…

…if it weren’t for the fact he’s mad he’s being exposed as a swag jacker


Yeah, but it still disappears in 24 hours.

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2022, 05:04:00 PM »
Austyn just said what every one else has been thinking.

exactly. if hes that upset about austyn thinking it, imagine how he's gonna feel when he realises absolutely everybody agrees.

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2022, 05:04:34 PM »
cosplay beef pretty much sums up skating in 2022

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2022, 05:05:36 PM »
my thoughts and prayers are with @mrkamikaze


tell us how u have 19 pairs of elijahs shoe, his signature vans singlet, and 49 pairs of deadstock austyn huf shoe, and a physical copy on dvd of his HUF part

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2022, 05:07:25 PM »
Lol at Elijah being big mad. Austyn’s comment was pretty benign and he said it a gentle way. Clearly Berle is butthurt. How do you take three weeks to respond? And then to try to play it off like he’s not big mad “it’s all good” “thanks for the call out, I appreciate it” is super lame. Like clearly you are mad about it but you’re trying to take the nice guy high road while simultaneously throwing ten times  more shade. What a baby. None of Berle’s skating could stand up to Austyn’s, ever.

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2022, 05:11:41 PM »
@HORSES my favorite skateboarders are calling each other out! Oh boy oh boy! What am I going to do?!

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2022, 05:13:01 PM »
They should play skate at the Berrics like men to settle the beef once and for all

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2022, 05:14:05 PM »
Austyn shouldn’t have said anything. Obviously he wanted to. But either way it wasn’t too offensive or personal. But Berle imo opinion just kooked the fuck out of himself. Taking personal jabs and calling out other companies that aren’t involved is just a bad look. All the while playing it up as ‘all good’. Kook

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2022, 05:14:18 PM »
Grown men fighting over social media because of their outfit is just the absolute pinnacle of the post modern industrial society. Humanity deserves the worse long live the dinosaurs

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2022, 05:16:44 PM »
this is all on account of the tightness of both party’s sleeves. elyjah has much tighter and more fitted sleeves leading to his more uptight attitude.


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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #51 on: March 15, 2022, 05:16:59 PM »
skate beef is lame

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2022, 05:20:39 PM »
“Influenced by the people I looked up to” = Jason Jessee

They’re both a couple of SoCal former skatepark prodigy dorks, but if I gotta pick one, I’m Team Austyn.  Elijah Berle is just the worst kind of try-hard wannabe. 
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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2022, 05:21:10 PM »
Elijah Berle changed up his kit faster than a freshman at art school

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2022, 05:22:52 PM »
Let’s hope this goes to a 100 pages
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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2022, 05:23:58 PM »
Mods need to ban Skater Josh’s IP address. Fuck all this spam bullshit

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2022, 05:25:04 PM »
a new saga is upon us, folks.






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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #57 on: March 15, 2022, 05:27:21 PM »
Idk who any of these ppl are, for whom should I root?
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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2022, 05:30:18 PM »
Idk who any of these ppl are, for whom should I root?

Both of these baristas are pretty good at skateboarding

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Re: Elijah responding to Austyn
« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2022, 05:32:10 PM »
Someone better have screen grabbed that story, if theres anything more embarrassing than being a try hard swag jacker it is to be a try hard swag jacker with that as your public response, he clearly has been beating himself up over it for 3 weeks. I don't think either one is a good fit for FA, but Austyn's side of the story was a hell of a lot more fun to watch.

Austyn and Dylan at one point dressed kinda similar, but as they matured developed very different style. According to the Jake Anderson Bunt interview Dylan was one of the original creators of Former.

What's more disturbing than Berle's Dylan costume is his trick selection, his fake landings, cool guy aesthetic etc. Like he took the most surface level interpretation of Dylan and then drove it so far into the ground that he forever kooked himself and came out the other side looking like Jay Adams in Bag of Suck.