One time this guy pulled up blasting "makedamnsure" by taking back Sunday loud as fuck in a shitty astro van. He rolled his windows down and kept it on repeat. Then he got out to skate, wearing skin tight pants, already shirtless, had on one of those bright yellow rental helmets. His wheels were somewhere in the 30-40mm range, he just tried really shitty tricks to fakie on the bank the whole time, didn't land anything I can remember. Stayed for about half an hour with that song playing the entire time.
When I was like 13 or 14 this girl I went to school with showed up to the park with her little brother. I definitely slammed full force right in front of her trying to do a good FS Ollie on this big hip, I had been getting them all day but I think I just choked because a girl was watching...tight. which kinda leads into the next one.
I've seen a fair share of teenage girls looking for attention from the boys at skateparks, that whole situation can be pretty cringe. Girls just sitting on ramps, pretending to act natural like they're just chilling, or yelling and causing a scene to grab people's attention. Then the teenage guys acting tough, or taking their shirts off, or trying some hard trick that's out of their skill level. As if landing it will win them a woman or something.
Behind the mini ramp at this one park was basically where all the degeneracy happened. People literally called it the "piss spot" as most of the soda/energy drink fuelled dehydrated ass kids would use it as a urinal, so there was a STRONG odor of piss. You could smell it all over the park if the wind blew the right way. Kids would smoke cigs back there. I remember this scene/emo chick offering to touch someone's dick for a cig once back there. Also at this particular park there was some super angry child that loved to fight and the locals would sick him on people like some sort of animal. Usually people bigger than him so they could film it and I guess it would be like "crazy" that this little kid beat up someone larger than him. But on multiple occasions the larger person would just kinda be like "wtf?" And walk away, maybe push the kid off of them (thankfully), but all the teenage dudes with their phones out trying to get the next Worldstar video just to get nothing was pretty cringe.
I once scraped a golfball sized piece of wax off a 6' flat bar. Probably from that wax guy earlier in the thread.
..... Yea I think that's it. Had some weird dreams and wrote this at 4am after not being able to sleep. Sorry if it's a bit incoherent.