they done got theo

[Watson]

You guys are reading too much into this. When she said "young" he thought she was talking "Young Money".

[mareo]

You guys are reading too much into this. When she said "young" he thought shew as talking "Young Money".

[h00man]

You guys are reading too much into this. When she said "young" he thought she was talking "Young Money".

best bleeeeeee dat!

However, it's Yung Money....right?

[Mandatory Reload]

here's the original story post from the person Theo was DMing

the way he's talking to this girl is exactly the same way he used to talk about kids in those Altamont sponsor-me video reviews he used to do

"oh you're too young for me? you're DEFINITELY gettin' a box, you're killin' it"

[Rocko]

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here's the original story post from the person Theo was DMing

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the way he's talking to this girl is exactly the same way he used to talk about kids in those Altamont sponsor-me video reviews he used to do

"oh you're too young for me? you're DEFINITELY gettin' a box, you're killin' it"

Hahaha I read his whole convo exactly like that. I was wondering where tf I was heard his cadence and now it makes sense. But wtf tho thee thee this isn’t very cash money of you

[doublesteveburger]

BAKERPG

[rukes]

"Theeeeeooooooooooooooooo"

Is what Bill Cosby would be saying from jail.

[Lenny the Fatface]

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Even if she was underage I’m sure this wouldn’t crack the top 35 pedo things that’s happened in skateboarding.

Edit: Just checked Theo’s  IG to see if people are trolling him. He clearly don’t give 2 shits about chick trying to me too him.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdt-Na6JlSF/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Man, I just looked at his IG and Thee Thee still has some moves for a dude that has easily gained 50 pounds since Baker has a Deathwish.

To be fair, Baker has a Deathwish was 13-14 years ago, and he was definitely underweight at the time.

I like rich chubby sellout Theotis, I don’t follow him on IG so I get a taste of his antics about once every 8 months.

[Snappyfingers]

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Man, I just looked at his IG and Thee Thee still has some moves for a dude that has easily gained 50 pounds since Baker has a Deathwish.

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His recent weight gain, coupled with his slim fit clothes and horrible style make his skateboarding really unenjoyable for me to watch. it all just looks so bad. If he wore slightly looser clothes, dialed the tech back a bit, and skated a little faster, it would do him well.

[close]

Are you telling me you don’t like watching someone do awkward looking .25 mph heelflip crooked grinds on a 14 inch high box in their back yard with a laundry list of top tier sponsors while other skaters are out killing themselves to steadily drop street footage barely making ends meet?

Yes, we are telling you that.

[conqueso]

 theo and boss had best parts in baker 4

[EdLawndale]

Anyone tried the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew? Not surprised he went with the Icy Cool Mountain Dew...

[50mm]

If you think someone is underage and still go for them, you are a fucking creep. Wtf defending this guy. "Oh well the girl wasn't actually underage, close the thread".

This fool hits a girl up, she clearly implies she is underage, he says he likes that... gtfo kooks.

[companguero]

Anyone tried the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew? Not surprised he went with the Icy Cool Mountain Dew...

OMFG gotta tell my little brother about that, we're suckers for trying terrible new junk food and his birthday is fast approaching.

This is the real scary shit though. Is it some kind of wolverine shark? Only Available in Iowa, Tennessee, and florida go figure

[Groondor the Orc]

Did nobody else read 'lol I like that' as 'lol I like that you are strong enough to shut me down'?

Maybe I'm just being too theosophical.

[Bryanferry]

Somewhat off topic but how the fuck is he pro anyway skating 0.5 mph doing the same shitty tricks on a shin high ledge in his backyard? And spanky gets the boot for his stay gold part?

[big_kev_215]

Anyone tried the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew? Not surprised he went with the Icy Cool Mountain Dew...

Yeah it’s worth trying once

[veritas]

“U is cute”

[sKINGraft]

Did nobody else read 'lol I like that' as 'lol I like that you are strong enough to shut me down'?

Maybe I'm just being too theosophical.

It could be read that way

Why you would ever leave yourself open to the ambiguity is the confusing part of that take

[Murge]

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Anyone tried the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew? Not surprised he went with the Icy Cool Mountain Dew...

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OMFG gotta tell my little brother about that, we're suckers for trying terrible new junk food and his birthday is fast approaching.

This is the real scary shit though. Is it some kind of wolverine shark? Only Available in Iowa, Tennessee, and florida go figure

Saw some at the  grocery store in Oklahoma. So seems like Mountain Dew knows their demographic pretty well.

[Gene_Harrogate]

"Theeeeeooooooooooooooooo"

Is what Bill Cosby would be saying from jail.

Cosby got sprung from the clink last year.  They overturned his conviction.  So he could say it right to his face.

[camel filters]

Somewhat off topic but how the fuck is he pro anyway skating 0.5 mph doing the same shitty tricks on a shin high ledge in his backyard? And spanky gets the boot for his stay gold part?

Theo fans are LA kids who love cartoon graphics. Spanky fans are 30 something year olds who appreciate him but "can't skate baker shapes"

In other words, board sales.

[sk8punk110]

Check the comments on nycskatedaily insta post in the OP. Few other people saying they’ve had DM experiences with Theotis.

Nycskatedaily is such a kook

[lilboosie]

i dont want to hear anyone say anything negative about baja blast here

EVER

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Anyone tried the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew? Not surprised he went with the Icy Cool Mountain Dew...

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OMFG gotta tell my little brother about that, we're suckers for trying terrible new junk food and his birthday is fast approaching.

This is the real scary shit though. Is it some kind of wolverine shark? Only Available in Iowa, Tennessee, and florida go figure

I know you can't sell caffeinated alcoholic beverages in Illinois (and a bunch of other states) after a bunch of teenagers and college students died from Four Loko. What a lame way to go out.

[companguero]

I know you can't sell caffeinated alcoholic beverages in Illinois (and a bunch of other states) after a bunch of teenagers and college students died from Four Loko. What a lame way to go out.

First they came for my white claw and I did not speak out ...

[tortfeasor]

This is just some 31 year old hitting on a 20 year old. Which isn’t that weird in LA.

does LA not follow the '[your age]/2 + 7' rule?

[Lenny the Fatface]

If you think someone is underage and still go for them, you are a fucking creep. Wtf defending this guy. "Oh well the girl wasn't actually underage, close the thread".

This fool hits a girl up, she clearly implies she is underage, he says he likes that... gtfo kooks.

Bit of an assumption to say that he registered her response as “I’m under 18”. Also because this skater is anonymous there’s no telling if her page has context clues to suggest she’s an adult like drinking, cigs, unironic nihilism, etc. so right now he’s just in horny jail.

[PincherBug]

Oh yeah I like that

[figureitout]

Always thought Theo put off NONCE vibes

[pro club blanks]

2k22 theo out here looking like