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tobey

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7350 on: December 20, 2017, 08:17:38 AM »
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Ain't showered in 3 days, could do a fourth
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I wear the same underwear/socks for a couple days in a row
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I don't even wear underwear, haven't even owned a pair in years. I would recommend it, great for skating.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7351 on: December 20, 2017, 08:37:50 AM »
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^This has to be SLAP's most famous life gnar button of all time.
Also, who coined the term? If i find out, the gnar button will be on auto pilot until the end of time.
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I'm not gonna take full credit but I was involved in coining the term.

After eating some Asian ass, asakusa75 said, "I wish there was such a thing as a life gnar because I would give myself one," and Soda Jerk said, "The Life Gnar button exists and it's inside every Asian girls butthole."

So began the life gnar button
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7352 on: December 20, 2017, 02:33:37 PM »
a couple years back i was working at nyt mag and lost the job when i failed a drug test

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7353 on: December 20, 2017, 02:37:46 PM »
a couple years back i was working at nyt mag and lost the job when i failed a drug test
shaggy?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7354 on: December 21, 2017, 12:16:06 AM »
Made it another day, do it tomorroeow. I like 2nd day
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To get oily

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« Reply #7355 on: December 21, 2017, 12:29:53 AM »
Made it another day, do it tomorroeow. I like 2nd day
 when hair it starts
To get oily
Shave your hair and/or get a gym membership.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7356 on: December 21, 2017, 12:54:28 AM »
Hah nah my hair my power it be pullin batches. That shit fire


I'm not gonna shave my head tuck my shirt ne a Nazi like ben k, got me fucked up

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7357 on: December 22, 2017, 05:36:29 PM »
Honestly, I miss Tracer.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7358 on: December 22, 2017, 07:04:32 PM »
Truthfully, I donít miss Chodekaka.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7359 on: December 22, 2017, 08:09:36 PM »
Nobody does but it is weird to think that he might be dead by his own hand yet to be found in a Walmart parking lot at this very moment.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7360 on: December 22, 2017, 09:53:10 PM »
im really sick and came home early today .. to my surprise, my wife and kid were gone (park i presumed) .. so of course, i immediately think itís a good time to take care of business .. lather up and head to the shower the way i like to do it (phub propped) .. and i keep going from like 80% to 50% hard and canít reach maximum stiffness, all while my nose is running like a fountain and im trying to wipe the snot away with my forearm .. i end up gettiner done at like 75% and it shriveled immediately after up which is not normal .. real demoralizing experience
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« Reply #7361 on: December 23, 2017, 06:26:44 AM »
im really sick and came home early today .. to my surprise, my wife and kid were gone (park i presumed) .. so of course, i immediately think itís a good time to take care of business .. lather up and head to the shower the way i like to do it (phub propped) .. and i keep going from like 80% to 50% hard and canít reach maximum stiffness, all while my nose is running like a fountain and im trying to wipe the snot away with my forearm .. i end up gettiner done at like 75% and it shriveled immediately after up which is not normal .. real demoralizing experience

Sounds like a standard wank for old Mongoloid.

Speaking of which.. wanking when having a cold (head cold specifically) always kind of sucks. The pleasure factor is generally nerfed by a large degree, and the dick needs a little more coaxing. Plus for me it always seems like my penis is trying to retreat back into my body for hibernation.

I get a lot of head colds.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7362 on: December 23, 2017, 07:55:55 AM »
Nobody does but it is weird to think that he might be dead by his own hand yet to be found in a Walmart parking lot at this very moment.

Walmart security is good about policing their parking lots.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7363 on: December 23, 2017, 08:30:43 AM »
He strikes me as more of a ďbehind the 7-11Ē kind of guy, rather than a Walmart parking lot type.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7364 on: December 23, 2017, 02:03:41 PM »
Probably a gun to the head in his house. Maybe shotgun.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7365 on: December 23, 2017, 02:21:55 PM »
Was lookin at guns today actually just didn't have 400, nigga in the south they got some wild shut. Was gonna dope a pearl handle siver .38 for thrpocketbut I wanna cop thus for 399 except it longer barrel and different make.. Hitting niggas wit 22s

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7366 on: December 23, 2017, 02:31:33 PM »
Realistically how long do you think it would take you to get $400

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7367 on: December 23, 2017, 03:59:35 PM »
Realistically how long do you think it would take you to get $400
He probably canít save more than $40, before spending it on dog drugs.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7368 on: December 23, 2017, 04:28:19 PM »
I'm really dreading heading home for Christmas.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7369 on: December 23, 2017, 05:19:26 PM »
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Realistically how long do you think it would take you to get $400
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He probably canít save more than $40, before spending it on dog drugs.
I get it in one day if I need to, I stack cash sotimes,walkin witta couple G's. But yes I'm poor now.

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« Reply #7370 on: December 23, 2017, 05:39:55 PM »
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Realistically how long do you think it would take you to get $400
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He probably canít save more than $40, before spending it on dog drugs.
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I get it in one day if I need to, I stack cash sotimes,walkin witta couple G's. But yes I'm poor now.

That's what people asking for money at gas stations say. Honestly how long would it take you to get $400?

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« Reply #7371 on: December 23, 2017, 05:41:19 PM »
My guess is 18 months

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7373 on: December 24, 2017, 10:16:05 AM »
Ran out of PG. ABC store closed next to days. Pops got tangerine Bacardi cause I need a solvent and I injectect half a mil. Taste cool. Don't hurt, sometimes, I hit it 3 already.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7374 on: December 25, 2017, 07:44:59 AM »
Last night, I cut off a friend who has used me for emotional support for 3 years. I feel bad about the timing, but it couldn't wait until tomorrow. I don't hate him, but I can't deal with it anymore.

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« Reply #7375 on: December 25, 2017, 10:04:20 AM »
Last night, I cut off a friend who has used me for emotional support for 3 years. I feel bad about the timing, but it couldn't wait until tomorrow. I don't hate him, but I can't deal with it anymore.
That's a good health move. Setting boundaries is hard.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7376 on: December 25, 2017, 03:16:25 PM »
I avoided going to a family member's white elephant party today so that I could jerk off, eat cheese cake and mend what's left of my withdrawal symptoms.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7377 on: December 25, 2017, 04:25:10 PM »
I avoided going to a family member's white elephant party today so that I could jerk off, eat cheese cake and mend what's left of my withdrawal symptoms.

Was it a good day?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7378 on: December 25, 2017, 06:07:16 PM »
Ran out of PG. ABC store closed next to days. Pops got tangerine Bacardi cause I need a solvent and I injectect half a mil. Taste cool. Don't hurt, sometimes, I hit it 3 already.

You shot up Bacardi?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7379 on: December 25, 2017, 06:37:14 PM »
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Ran out of PG. ABC store closed next to days. Pops got tangerine Bacardi cause I need a solvent and I injectect half a mil. Taste cool. Don't hurt, sometimes, I hit it 3 already.
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You shot up Bacardi?
Tangerine.

Shoot grey goose before , wit drugs in it duh, but I like this tangerine in my throat. Preferred.