Doug Brown appreciiation thread!

[The real veganshawn]

Wooster, Ohio is where he is from

[GAY]

I've never really had gay urges but when I watch Doug talk about himself, I imagine him pounding the shit out of my asshole and it makes me feel really happy. Also he does that old people thing where they lick their lips very loud in between sentences and it's really noticeable in his podcasts.

It's weird because as a gay man when I think of, see or hear Doug I instantly crave some vagina. Could he be the cure?

[DaleSr]

I just read this whole thread, this man is a king. I'm surprised he doesn't lead with Jesus because he gives off huge "door to door youth pastor" vibes

[Sifter]

what a wonderful journey to go on. Glad I doug through this thread again

[botefdunn]

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I've never really had gay urges but when I watch Doug talk about himself, I imagine him pounding the shit out of my asshole and it makes me feel really happy. Also he does that old people thing where they lick their lips very loud in between sentences and it's really noticeable in his podcasts.

[close]

It's weird because as a gay man when I think of, see or hear Doug I instantly crave some vagina. Could he be the cure?

you still kill me after all these years

[friendly dave]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COCP-cPgOtP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You know our boy Doug doesn't do drugs, and and isn't scared of anything, so you know he's not going to take an acid drop scarewalk seriously.

[botefdunn]

If there were ever a Slap convention I'd love Doug to be a panelist, or just flown in to mingle. It would be raddest for him, since for once he'd be an honest to goodness celebrity.

[KoRnholio8]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNRULaIA3eR/

O'Dell with a banger:

epiclylaterd I saw you once in Columbus, but I was too shy to say anything

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COCP-cPgOtP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You know our boy Doug doesn't do drugs, and and isn't scared of anything, so you know he's not going to take an acid drop scarewalk seriously.

How can he be out here acid dropping, knowing he's got 3-5 warehouses FULL of Landwave dead stock? Imagine that pressure

[Alan]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COCP-cPgOtP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You know our boy Doug doesn't do drugs, and and isn't scared of anything, so you know he's not going to take an acid drop scarewalk seriously.

Hey, he's just like us, messing around in a parking lot. Not like those pretentious California pros.

[The Drew]

Doug!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ7i8OOhvq5/

[KoRnholio8]

endangering his wholesome image, that's career suicide.

we had danger dan, now we'll get danger doug, loitering and spitting on the siedwalk, likely to give him mum a heart attack

[DaleSr]

Doug is the Mikey Miles of skateboarding, both in their self delusion and the fact that they're both weird looking dudes

[iKobrakai]

People keeping this threa alive.... you'll the real MVP's...

[botefdunn]

Doug!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ7i8OOhvq5/

"I have so touched a boob, got right on top of one in fact. I swear it on my mother's grave," Doug was adamant.

"Well okay," said Johnny narrowing his eyes suspiciously. He was a year older than the other boys and was learning that sometimes adults couldn't be trusted. Something dawned on him and he looked up quickly, catching Doug's furtive eye. "So you touched a boob: but was there a woman there?"

This was the moment Doug had been waiting for and he met it with a mixture of triumph and relief. "Yes," he said as evenly as possible "yes there was."

[pro club blanks]

Lockup your disinterested girlfriends

Cuz dougs gonna awkwardly rock fakie near them with a half chub