Pick-Up Artistry

[jewelrunner]

Wow this was such an informative read. I now know what to do if I'm single again.

Thanks pals

[johnes]

Here’s how to get girls. Write creepy songs about falling in love with them even tho y’all rarely speak or have never spoken. Get someone to casually play the song around her.
If you have spoken before, make sure to use a lyric from a direct conversation you had that she will pick up on. She will melt...just to get away from you.

[El Fapinator]

Confidence is key in picking up the ladies, if you’re aiming for top shelf go all out but nothing like a dbag.

If you’re balding or got some flaws spruce your game up with a good looking shirt and some swank kit.

If not all else act like you don’t give a fuck or come at them with a cheesy line that’ll have them thinking about it, 9x out of 10 they’ll comeback and ask what’s that mean?! Usually it leads to bone town.

Just look at how women do and say as they’re just as much a player as we are. I’ve been doing this for years and I’ve had many success stories.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Hence your username right?

[El Fapinator]

Hence your username right?

I like to switch up my strokes I’m a righty for sure but the ole stranger is handy lol every once in a while.

[rawr1922]

During drunk shenanigans recently, lost my shirt. Pretty late in the evening. In my car, had a Hawaiian shirt with a significant size hole on the side that I wore to a family party earlier in the summer that I messed up when playing volleyball. So put that on then went to the bar. Pretty insane, so many girls put their hand in the hole and grabbed me. Felt like some strange experiment. Some would just walk by, do it really fast & not say a word. 
 
Long story short, wear a Hawaiian shirt with a hole then the ladies cannot resist 

[matty_c]

Bro everyone loves a partyshirt yp threads has some fire shit you can get matching pants too

Edit

Also backing trademutt they got like whs compliant workwear but the bottom parts all like crazy patterns and shit mad workshirts for when you just gotta stunt

[Sila]

haha you can't be serious Matty every girl I know would laugh you outta the room if you wore one of those shirts

[matty_c]

They’re just partyshirts for bbqs and fishing sessions and stuff wouldn’t wear it to a bar or to a dinner or anything haha

Those trademutt ones are sick though

Your friends sound like a barrel of laughs haha

[newguy]

Wow this was such an informative read. I now know what not to do if I'm single again.

Thanks pals

[Hardflip$ 1st T Everytime]

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The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.

[close]

haha so good

it's not hard to fuck a desperate chick from a club, it is however hard to avoid contracting herpes if u beat a lot of beat cheeks. spoiler, the moral of the story in those books are basically that EVERYONE is insecure so a little rejection goes a long way. but u don't need to pay a douche for book on the subject to take advantage of mindless drunk bitches.... just ruffee dem hoes

Thank you for the legendary advice

[ok boomer]

Can confirm that a "party shirt" works in the right setting. Would recommend 10/10

[iKobrakai]

If you lift and get jacked the gym will provide you with tons of cock.

[PuffinMuffin]

I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.

[50mm]

I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.

The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

[jewelrunner]

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I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.

[close]

The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

Still does I believe I even thought of getting a small pineapple tattooed in me

Glad I didn't lol

[DaleSr]

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I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.

[close]

The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

Reddit also is a haven of cringe poly people so makes sense

[ok boomer]

Could just walk around like this all day

[somefucker]

this always raises the blood pressure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

this always raises the blood pressure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

still more talent than J Casanova