real confessions

[shark tits]

full story asap .. see truhillos for a how to write this

is that how you pronounce it? i always read it as 'thrill hoes'. i'm hoping for a similar essay too.

[imad]

I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

Lol, fuckin faggot.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

full story asap .. see truhillos for a how to write this

hahahaha

[tobey]

We need this story Pigeon.

Also I sometimes have dreams of getting fucked or fucking dudes and the moment I'm about to cum in the dream I wake up

If anyone is a dream expert or like if you have a positive rep and tell me what this means for me I'll gladly accept it

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I’m no dream expert but I think it means you are completely straight

[bawtawd5]

I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?

[shit_for_brains]

It's thrillhouse show some fucking respect

[Pigeon]

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I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

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What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?

I always swipe right on Tinder and matched up with a, "woman." I really should have looked at the pics, but it turned out to be a tranny.

When I got to the meetup spot, I was looking for a chick in a gray jacket. Then, a guy in a gray jacket tapped me on the shoulder and explained that he is a tranny. There was also a little bit about how guys don't really like fucking cross-dressers so he listed himself as female. In my mind, I was like, "A hole is a hole," so I told him I was still down.

When we got to his place, his roommates were home so he wasn't comfortable dressing up...but still wanted to be fucked. We watched some South Park and John Oliver, while smoking a decent amount of weed and hash. Once I was really high, I came to my senses. I rather wait and have sex with a woman, than fuck a guy. So, I told him that I couldn't go through with it and he was cool about it. I left and don't remember what I had for dinner

Moral:
Don't swipe right to everyone on Tinder. If you do, go through their pictures before deciding anything.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

yeah, but did he kick your are at mortal kombat?

[imad]

Takes a real desperate gay loser to just decide you'll fuck a dude for a night because no chicks wanna fuck you.

[Pigeon]

Takes a real desperate gay loser to just decide you'll fuck a dude for a night because no chicks wanna fuck you.

Lol. You sound a lot like a homeless crackhead who always yells stuff about ,”faggots,” and how he cured AIDS in the 60’s, before it was a, “gay virus.” He’s probably your biological father.

[Ken1]

I love it when a big girl sits on my face; I haven't gotten pink eye yet because I wear goggles.

[bawtawd5]

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I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

[close]

What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?

[close]

I always swipe right on Tinder and matched up with a, "woman." I really should have looked at the pics, but it turned out to be a tranny.

When I got to the meetup spot, I was looking for a chick in a gray jacket. Then, a guy in a gray jacket tapped me on the shoulder and explained that he is a tranny. There was also a little bit about how guys don't really like fucking cross-dressers so he listed himself as female. In my mind, I was like, "A hole is a hole," so I told him I was still down.

When we got to his place, his roommates were home so he wasn't comfortable dressing up...but still wanted to be fucked. We watched some South Park and John Oliver, while smoking a decent amount of weed and hash. Once I was really high, I came to my senses. I rather wait and have sex with a woman, than fuck a guy. So, I told him that I couldn't go through with it and he was cool about it. I left and don't remember what I had for dinner

Moral:
Don't swipe right to everyone on Tinder. If you do, go through their pictures before deciding anything.

yeah that woulda been gay, if he woulda stayed dressed up that whole time it woulda been straight.

[SodaJerk]

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I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

[close]

What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?

[close]

I always swipe right on Tinder and matched up with a, "woman." I really should have looked at the pics, but it turned out to be a tranny.

When I got to the meetup spot, I was looking for a chick in a gray jacket. Then, a guy in a gray jacket tapped me on the shoulder and explained that he is a tranny. There was also a little bit about how guys don't really like fucking cross-dressers so he listed himself as female. In my mind, I was like, "A hole is a hole," so I told him I was still down.

When we got to his place, his roommates were home so he wasn't comfortable dressing up...but still wanted to be fucked. We watched some South Park and John Oliver, while smoking a decent amount of weed and hash. Once I was really high, I came to my senses. I rather wait and have sex with a woman, than fuck a guy. So, I told him that I couldn't go through with it and he was cool about it. I left and don't remember what I had for dinner

Moral:
Don't swipe right to everyone on Tinder. If you do, go through their pictures before deciding anything.

That's not even close to fucking a dude but it's still a great story.

[ImportantGuy]

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Takes a real desperate gay loser to just decide you'll fuck a dude for a night because no chicks wanna fuck you.

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Lol. You sound a lot like a homeless crackhead who always yells stuff about ,”faggots,” and how he cured AIDS in the 60’s, before it was a, “gay virus.” He’s probably your biological father.

If you want something to die, why do you give it food?

[shit_for_brains]

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Takes a real desperate gay loser to just decide you'll fuck a dude for a night because no chicks wanna fuck you.

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Lol. You sound a lot like a homeless crackhead who always yells stuff about ,”faggots,” and how he cured AIDS in the 60’s, before it was a, “gay virus.” He’s probably your biological father.

He doesn't sound anything like bawtawd

[iKobrakai]

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I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.

[close]

What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?

[close]

I always swipe right on Tinder and matched up with a, "woman." I really should have looked at the pics, but it turned out to be a tranny.

When I got to the meetup spot, I was looking for a chick in a gray jacket. Then, a guy in a gray jacket tapped me on the shoulder and explained that he is a tranny. There was also a little bit about how guys don't really like fucking cross-dressers so he listed himself as female. In my mind, I was like, "A hole is a hole," so I told him I was still down.

When we got to his place, his roommates were home so he wasn't comfortable dressing up...but still wanted to be fucked. We watched some South Park and John Oliver, while smoking a decent amount of weed and hash. Once I was really high, I came to my senses. I rather wait and have sex with a woman, than fuck a guy. So, I told him that I couldn't go through with it and he was cool about it. I left and don't remember what I had for dinner

Moral:
Don't swipe right to everyone on Tinder. If you do, go through their pictures before deciding anything.

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That's not even close to fucking a dude but it's still a great story.

I did some semi-gay shit when I was in my early 20's. Wasn't really my thing either.

[imad]

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Takes a real desperate gay loser to just decide you'll fuck a dude for a night because no chicks wanna fuck you.

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Lol. You sound a lot like a homeless crackhead who always yells stuff about ,”faggots,” and how he cured AIDS in the 60’s, before it was a, “gay virus.” He’s probably your biological father.

You're mad for being such an emasculated desperate bitch boy loser. You've left chicks so unsatisfied and curious if you're actually straight, then pussed out on fucking a dude when you know you want to. Legendary cuck status.

[doublesteveburger]

hey umad would you rather kiss a bearded man on the lips ever so tenderly in front of your dad or spend an entire day with your own thumb shoved up your butt

[h00man]

hey umad would you rather kiss a bearded man on the lips every so tenderly in front of your dad or spend an entire day with your own thumb shoved up your butt

He'd do both same time first try.

[Silky Johnson]

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hey umad would you rather kiss a bearded man on the lips every so tenderly in front of your dad or spend an entire day with your own thumb shoved up your butt

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He'd do both same time first try.

No warm up

[tobey]

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hey umad would you rather kiss a bearded man on the lips every so tenderly in front of your dad or spend an entire day with your own thumb shoved up your butt

[close]

He'd do both same time first try.

[close]

No warm up

Nah umad made it very clear thats hes alpha as fuck. Which is pretty ironic because the most alpha dudes are the ones who like cuckolding

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I might be down to be the bull in a cuckold relationship but I think that's considered cultural appropriation these days

[iKobrakai]

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hey umad would you rather kiss a bearded man on the lips every so tenderly in front of your dad or spend an entire day with your own thumb shoved up your butt

[close]

He'd do both same time first try.

[close]

No warm up

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Nah umad made it very clear thats hes alpha as fuck. Which is pretty ironic because the most alpha dudes are the ones who like cuckolding

Are you thinking about Gay for Pay in bodybuilding?

[ChuckRamone]

my workplace is an old house converted into an office and it has thin walls. I sit close to the women’s bathroom and I can hear them peeing and farting. every once in a while one of them will have an explosive shit session and I find myself getting strangely aroused by it. if I smelled it or saw the shit, I probably wouldn’t be that stoked but hearing a girl rip some spluttering farts and bombard the toilet gives me a bit of an erection. the downside to this is I also have to hear my male coworkers’ butt sounds coming from the other bathroom and I don’t really like that.

[SodaJerk]

my workplace is an old house converted into an office and it has thin walls. I sit close to the women’s bathroom and I can hear them peeing and farting. every once in a while one of them will have an explosive shit session and I find myself getting strangely aroused by it. if I smelled it or saw the shit, I probably wouldn’t be that stoked but hearing a girl rip some spluttering farts and bombard the toilet gives me a bit of an erection. the downside to this is I also have to hear my male coworkers’ butt sounds coming from the other bathroom and I don’t really like that.

It's a slippery slope from listening Tom bathroom boners to spending your kids college fund on a motel room Cleveland steamer.

[Grind King Rims]

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my workplace is an old house converted into an office and it has thin walls. I sit close to the women’s bathroom and I can hear them peeing and farting. every once in a while one of them will have an explosive shit session and I find myself getting strangely aroused by it. if I smelled it or saw the shit, I probably wouldn’t be that stoked but hearing a girl rip some spluttering farts and bombard the toilet gives me a bit of an erection. the downside to this is I also have to hear my male coworkers’ butt sounds coming from the other bathroom and I don’t really like that.

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It's a slippery slope from listening Tom bathroom boners to spending your kids college fund on a motel room Cleveland steamer.

Sounds slippery indeed.

[shark tits]

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my workplace is an old house converted into an office and it has thin walls. I sit close to the women’s bathroom and I can hear them peeing and farting. every once in a while one of them will have an explosive shit session and I find myself getting strangely aroused by it. if I smelled it or saw the shit, I probably wouldn’t be that stoked but hearing a girl rip some spluttering farts and bombard the toilet gives me a bit of an erection. the downside to this is I also have to hear my male coworkers’ butt sounds coming from the other bathroom and I don’t really like that.

[close]

It's a slippery slope from listening Tom bathroom boners to spending your kids college fund on a motel room Cleveland steamer.

[close]

Sounds slippery indeed.

every once in a while you'll read in news of the weird about a guy who hacks his way into women's toilets to satisfy his urolagnia. let it rain down like manna from heaven!
idk the ins and outs of plumbing but i see vocational school in your future.

[ChuckRamone]

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my workplace is an old house converted into an office and it has thin walls. I sit close to the women’s bathroom and I can hear them peeing and farting. every once in a while one of them will have an explosive shit session and I find myself getting strangely aroused by it. if I smelled it or saw the shit, I probably wouldn’t be that stoked but hearing a girl rip some spluttering farts and bombard the toilet gives me a bit of an erection. the downside to this is I also have to hear my male coworkers’ butt sounds coming from the other bathroom and I don’t really like that.

[close]

It's a slippery slope from listening Tom bathroom boners to spending your kids college fund on a motel room Cleveland steamer.

[close]

Sounds slippery indeed.

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every once in a while you'll read in news of the weird about a guy who hacks his way into women's toilets to satisfy his urolagnia. let it rain down like manna from heaven!
idk the ins and outs of plumbing but i see vocational school in your future.

but a real fecophile would take it to the sewers so you could go macro level and get a whole shit deluge from multiple women at once.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

scat bukkake?