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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2022, 01:35:33 PM »
The mods and I are working furiously to get to the bottom of this recent string of violent daily kooks. Join our Zoom meeting tonight at 9PM PST. DM me for further details. We WILL work tirelessly to discover the truth about the situation, sacrifices must be made like neglecting our friends, families, and loved ones. Regardless, we're always here for you and exist souly to please you.

In closing, good fucking luck finding a better skate community than SLAP. Genuinely, good fucking luck. You're never going to find anyone as valuable as us when it comes to the fucking passion behind adults playing on a children's toy. Realistically speaking it's a big L for you if you focus not going to lie.

You shall be blessed. My last bit of hope is in your hands. I will not be able to be in direct contact with you, as my identity must stay hidden.

But I promise to you, to all of you guys, that I will not give up in these tempting times. I will not do the focus, and I will not be apart of the online human centipede to grind for gnars to overcome the kook nor will I move on to greener fields, where there is no daily kook.

I will make the kook part of me. The kook will make me strong and one with the world wide web.  When the journey ends, there will be no gnar and no kook, only harmony in the form of a never ending vertical horse dong post.

But first i must rest now.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2022, 01:37:59 PM »
Ay nice can we get over 9000?  :)

I donít intend to bully, I just wanna find out whoís passive agressively keeps giving the kookies to me for stating my opinion in a thread that shall not be named.

Show yourself kookie-monster.

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2022, 02:38:37 PM »
In closing, good fucking luck finding a better skate community than SLAP. Genuinely, good fucking luck. You're never going to find anyone as valuable as us when it comes to the fucking passion behind adults playing on a children's toy. Realistically speaking it's a big L for you if you focus not going to lie.

That was beautiful and made me chuckle on first and second read. I only read it twice.



And OP, don't listen to these other false antagonists, all your kooks are belong to me. I am underscoring my dislike of underscores by under-scoring you.

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2022, 04:33:37 PM »
I AM THE EGGMAN

THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM THE WALRUS

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2022, 04:42:48 PM »
Somewhere in a dimly-lit warehouse in China, a small armada of child laborers is taxing the power grid kooking @Sick_McCrank_  19 hours a day.  Iím not allowed to say why though.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2022, 10:53:11 PM »
Donít blame it on the Chinese. We both know it is an inside job.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2022, 12:44:14 AM »
I did it from the future
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2022, 05:15:44 AM »
Kook time, anyone?
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2022, 11:34:10 AM »
I havenĎt postet for a few months but iĎll kook you.

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2022, 12:45:06 PM »
Bump for kooks  :P
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2022, 06:32:15 PM »
Just out of curiousity: What was your rep at before you outed yourself as a intolerant kook?
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2022, 11:13:26 PM »
You think Iím intolerant? How so?

Maybe kook yourself for jumping to conclusions.

Edit: this the internet, check my post history and tell me where I am intolerant, mother theresa.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2022, 03:07:10 PM »
Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2022, 03:19:43 PM »
sickmcrank is a stupid bitch

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2022, 11:47:05 PM »
Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.

Yeah thatís my guess that someoneís feelings got tickled. But thatís not intolerance, or is it?

If I eat icecream in front of a kid and the kid doesnít have an icecream I might have influenced the kids emotional state negatively if the mama doesnt buy the child an icecream. But that has nothing to do with intolerance.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2022, 11:49:24 PM »
sickmcrank is a stupid bitch

Yo can you please write my name correctly. It hurts my feelings! Also Sick_McCrank_ is the best ever. Please change your mind. This opinion will not be accepted.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2022, 02:30:17 AM »
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Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
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Yeah thatís my guess that someoneís feelings got tickled. But thatís not intolerance, or is it? .

Generally, when someone hurts another person's feelings due to espousing a contrarian opinion on a hot-button issue centered around the validity of an oft-maligned-and-discriminated-against minority group and their right to simply exist as human beings -- especially to espouse such contrarian opinion in the face of growing public support for said minority group -- that signals that said individual is participating in both intolerance and kookiness.

Now, usually, if said individual desired to demonstrate that they actually do possess something akin to a conscience and show some modicum of regret and remorse that would then push them out of the realm of intolerant kookiness, they would simply apologize for offending anybody and keep their head down for a while...instead of creating a thread on a MassageBoard basically doubling-down on it by demanding to know who dares hold them accountable for their said kooky intolerance, and bumping the thread on a daily basis.

You should be better. Or you should focus your account.

At the very least, you should either delete this thread or change its title to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"

If you delete it, I promise you that I will replace it with a Whatever thread entitled "Who The Heck Has Been Kooking YOU?!?!", a more communal thread where you and intolerant kooks such as yourself can congregate to whine about being kooked, claim you're not intolerant and boast about all the feelings you've hurt.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2022, 09:46:25 AM »
More like dickmccrank *hold for applause*
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2022, 10:35:20 AM »
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Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
[close]

Yeah thatís my guess that someoneís feelings got tickled. But thatís not intolerance, or is it? .
[close]

Generally, when someone hurts another person's feelings due to espousing a contrarian opinion on a hot-button issue centered around the validity of an oft-maligned-and-discriminated-against minority group and their right to simply exist as human beings -- especially to espouse such contrarian opinion in the face of growing public support for said minority group -- that signals that said individual is participating in both intolerance and kookiness.

Now, usually, if said individual desired to demonstrate that they actually do possess something akin to a conscience and show some modicum of regret and remorse that would then push them out of the realm of intolerant kookiness, they would simply apologize for offending anybody and keep their head down for a while...instead of creating a thread on a MassageBoard basically doubling-down on it by demanding to know who dares hold them accountable for their said kooky intolerance, and bumping the thread on a daily basis.

You should be better. Or you should focus your account.

At the very least, you should either delete this thread or change its title to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"

If you delete it, I promise you that I will replace it with a Whatever thread entitled "Who The Heck Has Been Kooking YOU?!?!", a more communal thread where you and intolerant kooks such as yourself can congregate to whine about being kooked, claim you're not intolerant and boast about all the feelings you've hurt.

TL;DR

Edit: I did read, but too complicated.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2022, 11:26:06 AM »

TL;DR

Edit: I did read, but too complicated.

Yeah, I think I remember you mentioning that English is not your native language, so that's understandable.

If you're going to stick around and, you know, not focus, then let me know which portion(s) you had difficulties with and I'll be happy to elucidate it for you.
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2022, 08:25:02 AM »
Love everyone on slap and it will comeback to you irl

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2022, 09:00:39 AM »
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2022, 12:41:44 PM »
Can we get to 300 today? Not much progress lately  :-[
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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2022, 12:43:32 PM »
have a gnar, kook!

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2022, 12:48:31 PM »
Now, Iím gnarring everyone who kooked  you originally whether or not they do anything just so you see their numbers go up. Whoever says this message board isnít fun doesnít know how to have fun.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: I hurt someones feeling
« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2022, 01:48:09 AM »
have a gnar, kook!

Thatís not how this works, eff you!


Now, Iím gnarring everyone who kooked  you originally whether or not they do anything just so you see their numbers go up. Whoever says this message board isnít fun doesnít know how to have fun.

I only care about my numbers, so that doesnít bother me.
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