Red Flags

[tonitonne]

A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.

People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.

[Razortail Credit Card]

If you're offended I'm sorry but you are softer than baby shit and should immediately quit skating

[slappies]

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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.

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People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.

Are you talking about the bad guy in the Dennis The Menace movie?

[DaleSr]

If you're offended I'm sorry but you are softer than baby shit and should immediately quit skating

We're not offended, you just suck

[Razortail Credit Card]

So do you, dumbass. Oh wow you just landed your first tre flip whoopty fucking doo

[BartHarleyJarvis]

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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.

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People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.

This begs the question, what do YOU think the devil is?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

It was a joke guys chill

Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

[DaleSr]

So do you, dumbass. Oh wow you just landed your first tre flip whoopty fucking doo

Glad you're watching, don't forget to hit like and subscribe below

[Razortail Credit Card]

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It was a joke guys chill

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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart

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It was a joke guys chill

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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

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HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart

Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.

[tonitonne]

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It was a joke guys chill

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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

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HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart

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Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.

That's racist.

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It was a joke guys chill

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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

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HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart

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Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.

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That's racist.

Yeah? What's he gonna do, put a curse on me that kills me and everyone who handles his body for the next 100 years?

[Francis Xavier]

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It was a joke guys chill

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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.

[close]

HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart

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Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.

[somefucker]

your name rhymes with cocktopus

[BartHarleyJarvis]

your name rhymes with cocktopus

Get his ass

[EdLawndale]

Ppl who say "pleasures of the flesh" instead of "having sex"

[BurgerCop]

Ppl who say "pleasures of the flesh" instead of "having sex"

Round these parts we call people who say that "serial killers"

[Mean salto]

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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion

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This was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

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I can recommend some David Sedaris books if you really wanna top it

Are they like Andy sedaris movies?

[FUBAR]

If your name is Dan or Derek, I’m leery. Known too many douchers by those names.

[Ricky Vaughn]

Dudes named Ryan or Kyle that have beards or goatees... and wear shades even when it's raining. Usually drive Ford F-150

[straight]

beard without mustache

[shredder sequel]

Having a “POSTED No Trespassing” sign nailed to a tree in your front yard in the the middle of a suburban neighborhood.

[Resident Jeff]

A bunch of losers over here have started repping the Australian Navy merchant flag (red ensign) for some reason, possibly due to them getting amongst the whole ‘sovereign citizen’ thing, or just being batshit crazy.

It’s definitely red.

[GrayCellGreen]

People who use the term “western values”

[livin on a speyer]

Communism

[Dwyck]

People who use the term “western values”

Communism

Both ends of the spectrum here tonight

[Deputy Wendell]

i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday

[DaleSr]

i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday

But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats

[Uh Oh]

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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday

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But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats

the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to

[wongles]

People that say these things:   "Cool Beans"   "Living in your head rent free"  "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."