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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1650 on: July 21, 2023, 02:12:03 PM »
If Beatrice is getting people to buy shoes, then the marketing is working for Vans. Whether she deserves colorways or not because of her skill level (or lack of), Vans chose to highlight her. If others in a similar background/lifestyle as her want to start skating because of her, then that's rad!

We know other heads in the industry that have skirted by with praise & product over the years even when their skill level was noticeably below their contemporaries. They either A) knew the right people or B) had charisma that was charming to people. Maybe a combination of both? Seems like people could argue for either in Beatrice's case depending on how you feel about her.

Beatrice still has room to grow as a skateboarder, so instead of shitting on her about her "lowering the bar" (even though many of us may want to because her technical ability could improve) let's acknowledge it for what it is. We can empower skaters we're fans of and let cases like Beatrice'a run their own course. Let her prove to us if she measures up or not.

Especially when women skaters out there could use more male support to be in this zone. We can celebrate Adriana, Arin, Rayssa, and more  without throwing heaps of shit at Beatrice, which will net a positive result for women skaters' aspirations in this industry.

If they see us (the skate community) crucifying Beatrice for this, it may push more people away instead of being taken as a valid critique of nepotism/favoritism. Think about how it's perceived and not just how it is!
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1651 on: July 21, 2023, 02:15:43 PM »
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The bozos in here acting like Beatrice is some kind of Stepin Fetchit are the real problem. Get shit to do, you fucking cornballs. Urtripping has dismantled all of your paper-thin arguments with facts and logic. He doesn't have to say another thing.
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No he hasn't. Only a couple of voices in here even matter and they hold more weight than a stereotypical males opinion.
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This is a genuine question not meant to insult you or make fun of you, sleepy:

How old are you? What is your general age range?
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Why, you want to engage in ad hominem attacks based on whether I'm too young to know better or too old to have a valid opinion on a skater who's a grown, almost 30 year old woman? It shouldn't matter how old I am.
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No ad hominem attack, just a little perspective from someone who is older than you.

Right now it seems like the goings-ons of this public figure, whom you've never met but is participating in an activity that you also do (albeit on a grander stage), is a huge deal. You're a skater, a female one at that, and that is a large part of your identity, so much so that you're willing to spend hours arguing with strangers about this and that, aligning with folks named slikk slikk. You're passionate about it, even if you're unfocused and don't really have a lucid point at the end of the day. I've been there, trust me. We all have. It's understandable.

But as life goes on, it throws things at you. You focus more on your actual career, you get into serious relationships, tragedies happen, you deal with bad injuries, more and more ppl you shared giggles with die, etc. You get tired, aware. You get more conscious about how others perceive you and how you present yourself. You look back at things that you once put a lot of investment in, trivial things that felt so important to you at the time, and you cringe, realizing that some of the opinions you once held on to so fiercely simply aren't that significant. You probably still feel them in your heart, but you evolve to the point where you just laugh and shake your head or make a snide remark here and there.

You hopefully also figure out who the bad guys and the good guys are, and realize that the bad guys are the ones you should be zeroing in on. There's no scandal here. Nobody's been injured. It's not that serious. This lady gets paid to ride a plank of wood around the globe. Beatrice will retire at some point and business will go on as usual. Things will continue to progress. More and more talented women, of all races, will be given their rightful place as faces of skateboarding brands old and new.

You seem like a really cool person and I am glad that you found your way here with us. Relax a little.
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“I am glad my three like minded individuals who dogpiled on you with my same terrible take forced you into responding like us, as it gives us the piece of mind that we are in control of this board bc we’re the coolest, duh”

I could've responded to everything he said and made a "lucid point" (which I clearly have since I've made the same point over and over again throughout the entire thread. It hasn't changed, was very well written and crystal clear; but whatever).

Instead I decided I'd treat him the same way you treat any boomer / gen x-er offering unsolicited life advice. I laughed and I shook my head, and made a snide remark or two about it. I know in my heart that my passion, opinion and stance are totally valid, even in the face of a Robin Williams level Good Will Hunting speech.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1652 on: July 21, 2023, 02:34:43 PM »
Will Hunting thought in his heart that his passion, opinion and stance were totally valid until Dr. Sean Maguire offered unsolicited life advice in the form of a speech that inspired Will to question everything he believed and leave his stagnant Boston life behind so he could follow his true love and find happiness. Did you watch the movie?
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1653 on: July 21, 2023, 02:38:02 PM »
Will Hunting thought in his heart that his passion, opinion and stance were totally valid until Dr. Sean Maguire offered unsolicited life advice in the form of a speech that inspired Will to question everything he believed and leave his stagnant Boston life behind so he could follow his true love and find happiness. Did you watch the movie?

I did, my point being that the speech was extremely basic shit you'd see in a movie that changes someone's life. If you've lived like 3 years beyond high school you figure most of that stuff out.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1654 on: July 21, 2023, 02:41:31 PM »
I think this exchange encapsulates what I am trying to get across to you.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1655 on: July 21, 2023, 02:43:47 PM »
I think this exchange encapsulates what I am trying to get across to you.

An extremely basic take on life, full of a bunch of obvious stuff where you accuse me of not making a lucid point and you are also condescending? Thanks for mansplaining life to me dad. Save it for your kids.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1656 on: July 21, 2023, 02:46:18 PM »
How do like them apples?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1657 on: July 21, 2023, 02:48:10 PM »
You all should skate together and squash the beef
The best trick is that front side 50/50 grind front shuv is the deep end. It’s the vibe.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1658 on: July 21, 2023, 03:43:44 PM »
In the late 90s/00s some of my friends and I would fuck around with the very elite 5050 front shuv late flip on the small box at our local. Just like anything you try a bunch, you’re bound to land at least a few.
I almost guarantee we got that shit from The Storm or some 411.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1659 on: July 21, 2023, 03:44:09 PM »
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The vibes that I got from Marie's ig is that she's maybe getting Asics now. Her most recent clips are skating in those Dime Asics runners that just came out and Asics commented on her most recent post, which she commented back to. I'd guess that she quit Vans to skate for Asics.

Either way, this thread still sucks.
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Still really doesn’t change the fact vans slept on her for years but was willing to market both her and chandler in campaigns to seem like they were down for the cause. Chandler talks about it in their vent city episode. Hope ASICS works out for her.

Threads decent. At least people are saying what’s on their mind. You have the rest of the board to bullshit on shoes and gear, who’s of what company, etc
I haven't heard that Chandler interview yet but damn that sucks of Vans. I do agree that Vans was sleeping on Marie and they could've been promoting her way more, especially since she was always posting sick ass clips in Vans and always rocking their latest releases. She's one of my current favorite skaters and always looked good in a pair of Crockett Highs.

I still stand on my stance of this thread sucking. Sorry dawg.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1660 on: July 21, 2023, 04:03:56 PM »
If Beatrice is getting people to buy shoes, then the marketing is working for Vans. Whether she deserves colorways or not because of her skill level (or lack of), Vans chose to highlight her. If others in a similar background/lifestyle as her want to start skating because of her, then that's rad!

We know other heads in the industry that have skirted by with praise & product over the years even when their skill level was noticeably below their contemporaries. They either A) knew the right people or B) had charisma that was charming to people. Maybe a combination of both? Seems like people could argue for either in Beatrice's case depending on how you feel about her.

Beatrice still has room to grow as a skateboarder, so instead of shitting on her about her "lowering the bar" (even though many of us may want to because her technical ability could improve) let's acknowledge it for what it is. We can empower skaters we're fans of and let cases like Beatrice'a run their own course. Let her prove to us if she measures up or not.

Especially when women skaters out there could use more male support to be in this zone. We can celebrate Adriana, Arin, Rayssa, and more  without throwing heaps of shit at Beatrice, which will net a positive result for women skaters' aspirations in this industry.

If they see us (the skate community) crucifying Beatrice for this, it may push more people away instead of being taken as a valid critique of nepotism/favoritism. Think about how it's perceived and not just how it is!

Vans sells shoes like water and dont need her do to it. Its just image game. They are with dill, FA, new york and neoliberals. Thats all...instagram days is just about image. Look at the influencers bodybuilders and barbies, shit is crazy. Its not about substance or content anymore, just for image.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1661 on: July 21, 2023, 04:05:03 PM »
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The vibes that I got from Marie's ig is that she's maybe getting Asics now. Her most recent clips are skating in those Dime Asics runners that just came out and Asics commented on her most recent post, which she commented back to. I'd guess that she quit Vans to skate for Asics.

Either way, this thread still sucks.
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Still really doesn’t change the fact vans slept on her for years but was willing to market both her and chandler in campaigns to seem like they were down for the cause. Chandler talks about it in their vent city episode. Hope ASICS works out for her.

Threads decent. At least people are saying what’s on their mind. You have the rest of the board to bullshit on shoes and gear, who’s of what company, etc
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I haven't heard that Chandler interview yet but damn that sucks of Vans. I do agree that Vans was sleeping on Marie and they could've been promoting her way more, especially since she was always posting sick ass clips in Vans and always rocking their latest releases. She's one of my current favorite skaters and always looked good in a pair of Crockett Highs.

I still stand on my stance of this thread sucking. Sorry dawg.

Yet here you are consuming it...
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1662 on: July 21, 2023, 04:05:20 PM »
she needs a gimmick

maybe Laban can teach her how to juggle

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1663 on: July 21, 2023, 04:32:38 PM »
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If Beatrice is getting people to buy shoes, then the marketing is working for Vans. Whether she deserves colorways or not because of her skill level (or lack of), Vans chose to highlight her. If others in a similar background/lifestyle as her want to start skating because of her, then that's rad!

We know other heads in the industry that have skirted by with praise & product over the years even when their skill level was noticeably below their contemporaries. They either A) knew the right people or B) had charisma that was charming to people. Maybe a combination of both? Seems like people could argue for either in Beatrice's case depending on how you feel about her.

Beatrice still has room to grow as a skateboarder, so instead of shitting on her about her "lowering the bar" (even though many of us may want to because her technical ability could improve) let's acknowledge it for what it is. We can empower skaters we're fans of and let cases like Beatrice'a run their own course. Let her prove to us if she measures up or not.

Especially when women skaters out there could use more male support to be in this zone. We can celebrate Adriana, Arin, Rayssa, and more  without throwing heaps of shit at Beatrice, which will net a positive result for women skaters' aspirations in this industry.

If they see us (the skate community) crucifying Beatrice for this, it may push more people away instead of being taken as a valid critique of nepotism/favoritism. Think about how it's perceived and not just how it is!
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Vans sells shoes like water and dont need her do to it. Its just image game. They are with dill, FA, new york and neoliberals. Thats all...instagram days is just about image. Look at the influencers bodybuilders and barbies, shit is crazy. Its not about substance or content anymore, just for image.

I would love for you to explain who or what these “neoliberals” are. Were the Chicago Boys involved with the new Vans colorway?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1664 on: July 21, 2023, 04:42:03 PM »
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If Beatrice is getting people to buy shoes, then the marketing is working for Vans. Whether she deserves colorways or not because of her skill level (or lack of), Vans chose to highlight her. If others in a similar background/lifestyle as her want to start skating because of her, then that's rad!

We know other heads in the industry that have skirted by with praise & product over the years even when their skill level was noticeably below their contemporaries. They either A) knew the right people or B) had charisma that was charming to people. Maybe a combination of both? Seems like people could argue for either in Beatrice's case depending on how you feel about her.

Beatrice still has room to grow as a skateboarder, so instead of shitting on her about her "lowering the bar" (even though many of us may want to because her technical ability could improve) let's acknowledge it for what it is. We can empower skaters we're fans of and let cases like Beatrice'a run their own course. Let her prove to us if she measures up or not.

Especially when women skaters out there could use more male support to be in this zone. We can celebrate Adriana, Arin, Rayssa, and more  without throwing heaps of shit at Beatrice, which will net a positive result for women skaters' aspirations in this industry.

If they see us (the skate community) crucifying Beatrice for this, it may push more people away instead of being taken as a valid critique of nepotism/favoritism. Think about how it's perceived and not just how it is!
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Vans sells shoes like water and dont need her do to it. Its just image game. They are with dill, FA, new york and neoliberals. Thats all...instagram days is just about image. Look at the influencers bodybuilders and barbies, shit is crazy. Its not about substance or content anymore, just for image.
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I would love for you to explain who or what these “neoliberals” are. Were the Chicago Boys involved with the new Vans colorway?

I’d think it was the free market economy. Neoliberalism is tight.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1665 on: July 21, 2023, 04:53:02 PM »
she needs a gimmick

maybe Laban can teach her how to juggle

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She already has juggling two items down pat

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1666 on: July 21, 2023, 05:05:20 PM »
that vans commercial with her talking about style is embarrassing.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1667 on: July 21, 2023, 11:29:55 PM »
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Last trick; not fs shuv out, it’s a fs big, but still posting it.
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This post made me think about how Ethan Fowler has worn as may costumes as Greco maybe more. Cory duffel is close.
Jimmy is cool tho. Ethan Fowler not so much. And Cory is a dork. Jerry Fowler is not his brother and was way better at skateboarding than his not brother. I feel like he has likely done a very nice 50/50 front shuv but I have no proof. I dropped out of school to work in a sawmill. Do you want to buy some mushroom gunmies? Or beer?

Let's see...
  • Ethan "Right to Skate in Big Pants and Flatbrimmed Cap" Fowler
  • Ethan "On the Road and Vintage Clothed" Fowler
  • Ethan "I Liked the White Stripes Before They Were Popular" Fowler
  • Ethan "Gas, Grass, or Ass" Fowler
  • Ethan "Unabomber" Fowler

I feel like I'm missing a couple. Probably not as many as Greco (he's forever the fashion phase champ), but a very impressive list nonetheless.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1668 on: July 21, 2023, 11:49:46 PM »
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Last trick; not fs shuv out, it’s a fs big, but still posting it.
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This post made me think about how Ethan Fowler has worn as may costumes as Greco maybe more. Cory duffel is close.
Jimmy is cool tho. Ethan Fowler not so much. And Cory is a dork. Jerry Fowler is not his brother and was way better at skateboarding than his not brother. I feel like he has likely done a very nice 50/50 front shuv but I have no proof. I dropped out of school to work in a sawmill. Do you want to buy some mushroom gunmies? Or beer?
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Let's see...
  • Ethan "Right to Skate in Big Pants and Flatbrimmed Cap" Fowler
  • Ethan "On the Road and Vintage Clothed" Fowler
  • Ethan "I Liked the White Stripes Before They Were Popular" Fowler
  • Ethan "Gas, Grass, or Ass" Fowler
  • Ethan "Unabomber" Fowler

I feel like I'm missing a couple. Probably not as many as Greco (he's forever the fashion phase champ), but a very impressive list nonetheless.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1669 on: July 22, 2023, 12:07:01 AM »
Ron Allen is doing 50-50 shuv late flips at 60 years old. This Bish got no excuse - whack as fuck.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1670 on: July 22, 2023, 12:40:19 AM »
Ron Allen is doing 50-50 shuv late flips at 60 years old. This Bish got no excuse - whack as fuck.

Honestly amazing this thread got to nearly 60 pages. The fact of the matter is she’s just not great at skating compared to her female peers or really any average 13 year old at the park who’s been skating for a few years .

Her attitude is more of the issue and it should be condemned no matter any profession . The second you’re in a position of notoriety in any industry and start talking trash back to the instagram haters you’ve lost.  I know there’s a lot of facets to dissect in relation to the hate Beatrice specifically whether it’s the obvious sexism or racism but for the most part the majority of the hate comments on her stuff are in regard to her lack of ability on a skateboard .

The fact that she responds with comments trying to demean people via social status like having a broken iPhone screen just shows she has bad values and other comments like how she doesn’t pay attention to skating proves she knows why she’s getting the hate but doesn’t care. She knows she sucks but someone out there is buying it so shes secure.

Long story short is skaters pointing out the obvious isn’t Gonna change her trajectory currently , so why are we paying attention ?
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1671 on: July 22, 2023, 01:08:03 AM »
that vans commercial with her talking about style is embarrassing.
I know I'll hate myself for seeing and even more for asking for a link
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1672 on: July 22, 2023, 01:35:40 AM »
If Beatrice is getting people to buy shoes, then the marketing is working for Vans. Whether she deserves colorways or not because of her skill level (or lack of), Vans chose to highlight her. If others in a similar background/lifestyle as her want to start skating because of her, then that's rad!

We know other heads in the industry that have skirted by with praise & product over the years even when their skill level was noticeably below their contemporaries. They either A) knew the right people or B) had charisma that was charming to people. Maybe a combination of both? Seems like people could argue for either in Beatrice's case depending on how you feel about her.

Beatrice still has room to grow as a skateboarder, so instead of shitting on her about her "lowering the bar" (even though many of us may want to because her technical ability could improve) let's acknowledge it for what it is. We can empower skaters we're fans of and let cases like Beatrice'a run their own course. Let her prove to us if she measures up or not.

Especially when women skaters out there could use more male support to be in this zone. We can celebrate Adriana, Arin, Rayssa, and more  without throwing heaps of shit at Beatrice, which will net a positive result for women skaters' aspirations in this industry.

If they see us (the skate community) crucifying Beatrice for this, it may push more people away instead of being taken as a valid critique of nepotism/favoritism. Think about how it's perceived and not just how it is!

We're skaters . That's what this is about not marketing or any other financial exploits.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1673 on: July 22, 2023, 01:37:03 AM »
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Ron Allen is doing 50-50 shuv late flips at 60 years old. This Bish got no excuse - whack as fuck.
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Honestly amazing this thread got to nearly 60 pages. The fact of the matter is she’s just not great at skating compared to her female peers or really any average 13 year old at the park who’s been skating for a few years .

Her attitude is more of the issue and it should be condemned no matter any profession . The second you’re in a position of notoriety in any industry and start talking trash back to the instagram haters you’ve lost.  I know there’s a lot of facets to dissect in relation to the hate Beatrice specifically whether it’s the obvious sexism or racism but for the most part the majority of the hate comments on her stuff are in regard to her lack of ability on a skateboard .

The fact that she responds with comments trying to demean people via social status like having a broken iPhone screen just shows she has bad values and other comments like how she doesn’t pay attention to skating proves she knows why she’s getting the hate but doesn’t care. She knows she sucks but someone out there is buying it so shes secure.

Long story short is skaters pointing out the obvious isn’t Gonna change her trajectory currently , so why are we paying attention ?

Nah man, dont say this. She is a black woman...bla..bla...bla
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1674 on: July 22, 2023, 03:18:53 AM »
man, spent the half day starting to fix a car that I bought a couple months ago in which the water pump with only 35k miles on it gave out and spewed coolant all over the parking lot of the medical office where I had an appointment. Never done a timing belt and water pump before but I don't have the dough or frame of mind to pay a garage to fix it. then the washing machine that i bought last night, to replace the one that shit the bed a few weeks ago, ended up having a monster leak. Luckily I thought to strip anything of value out of the old one before tossing it into the scrap yard because I needed some of those electronics and hoses. Spent the other portion of the day taking apart this new to me washing machine, figuring out how to fix it, and putting it back together. All the while, my pretty well trained 18 month old bitch is in that adolescent return to puppy doesn't listen to a damn thing phase, going crazy every time someone walks by, hiding under the vehicles when given the come command, and whining while I'm sitting in puddles of stagnant, dirty washing machine run off water. Now that I'm done and complaining about about things on SLAP, she's curled up in a ball at my feet, quietly sleeping. I've gotta go to the shop and pick up the Joe Buffalo deck they've got for me. Then I'm gonna go skate for a few minutes. Do some no complies and push switch.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1675 on: July 22, 2023, 03:42:17 AM »
I back it.

Ah Ed you don’t need to commit to this. I see. You know sonny, back in my day the good old early 90s, you could have a bad take, people will shit on you, and then life goes on. It actually reminds me of my great grandmas apple pie. You see, an old timer like ourselves, we really just have life by the balls like nobody else. This entitles us to tell essentially meaningless anecdotes, only to bore our listeners with information they already know. But we package it like a stern parent, so if someone goes against us, they’re objectively wrong. But it’s okay, Ed. I put your old bones therapy sleeves in the microwave so they’re nice n toasty when we sit down and eat supper later while we watch (the real) Price is Right with the original host. Can’t stand the watch the new young, hip game show hosts they got on the television box these days. Anywho, we forgive you grandpa.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1676 on: July 22, 2023, 05:54:45 AM »
she needs a gimmick

maybe Laban can teach her how to juggle

Her gimmick is not skating at a pro level while somehow being deemed a professional skateboarder. The industry is even in on the gimmick; how lucky for her. Every pro is so far up her ass because they want to desperately avoid being canceled even if their take is factually correct and valid.

I can almost assure you other female pros might act one way around her, and amongst themselves completely trash her or make fun of her. There's no way in the world that isn't the case because every other woman in pro (or even flow) skating puts in more work than, and are better and if any of them are a little bitter about it it's totally justified.

Tbh you see it a lot as a female in local scenes and since it's a small world you can't have an opinion on local women's skating because if any women catch wind of it all the fakie shuv bitches get mad.

I had an entire local, secret discord of skate groupie girls talking shit about me because I said there's no reason females can't just skate like a skater and be proper and stylish, you don't have to be restricted to a low tier gendered version of style or skill.

That's all it took. I hate to say it but they have zero knowledge about skating or the culture and are really more reactionary than anything, like children and skate groupies. Lucky one of my homie girl friends actually gives a shit and gets it.

Her first time seeing Beatrice, she said and I quote: "damn she repeats a lot of tricks and they're not impressive at all", "wow sleepy, you've been skating for like 4 years and have a better kickflip and heel flip than her", "she's been skating for like 10 years? Seriously?" "Why the is she going so slow for every trick?" "They actually gave this chick a shoe? What! She's getting four color ways?!?!?"

(Btw @EdLawndale [aka Mr. Feeny], she is 27 which is Beatrice's age, I wanted to let you know because I know you think you have to be over 40 to share a valid opinion with any level of passion, conviction, or lucidity... Real close to a 'settle down' whenever a woman shares a strong, passionate opinion in a debate with a male).

It's a little surprising it happens at the pro level but I suppose that's the macro version. Can't wait for the interviews with other women that'll pop up, and what they'll say about 10 years from now when Beatrice doesn't have the clout she has rn anymore.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1677 on: July 22, 2023, 06:17:06 AM »
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she needs a gimmick

maybe Laban can teach her how to juggle
[close]

Her gimmick is not skating at a pro level while somehow being deemed a professional skateboarder. The industry is even in on the gimmick; how lucky for her. Every pro is so far up her ass because they want to desperately avoid being canceled even if their take is factually correct and valid.

I can almost assure you other female pros might act one way around her, and amongst themselves completely trash her or make fun of her. There's no way in the world that isn't the case because every other woman in pro (or even flow) skating puts in more work than, and are better and if any of them are a little bitter about it it's totally justified.

Tbh you see it a lot as a female in local scenes and since it's a small world you can't have an opinion on local women's skating because if any women catch wind of it all the fakie shuv bitches get mad.

I had an entire local, secret discord of skate groupie girls talking shit about me because I said there's no reason females can't just skate like a skater and be proper and stylish, you don't have to be restricted to a low tier gendered version of style or skill.

That's all it took. I hate to say it but they have zero knowledge about skating or the culture and are really more reactionary than anything, like children and skate groupies. Lucky one of my homie girl friends actually gives a shit and gets it.

Her first time seeing Beatrice, she said and I quote: "damn she repeats a lot of tricks and they're not impressive at all", "wow sleepy, you've been skating for like 4 years and have a better kickflip and heel flip than her", "she's been skating for like 10 years? Seriously?" "Why the is she going so slow for every trick?" "They actually gave this chick a shoe? What! She's getting four color ways?!?!?"

(Btw @EdLawndale [aka Mr. Feeny], she is 27 which is Beatrice's age, I wanted to let you know because I know you think you have to be over 40 to share a valid opinion with any level of passion, conviction, or lucidity... Real close to a 'settle down' whenever a woman shares a strong, passionate opinion in a debate with a male).

It's a little surprising it happens at the pro level but I suppose that's the macro version. Can't wait for the interviews with other women that'll pop up, and what they'll say about 10 years from now when Beatrice doesn't have the clout she has rn anymore.

Beatrice's sponsorship is Vans' vehicle into high fashion. She's been printed in Vogue, Highsnobiety, W, Nylon, etc... She's designed for Louis Vuitton for Christ's sake. I don't see how this is any different than Palance having Shawn Powers for his art (although I find it immature and needlessly edgy). You don't have to like it, but that's why she's on the team. To move product. That's why pros are employed. And she does move product.

You Sle_epy are such a pick-me girl. That series of totally real quotes you just posted made me nauseous. Besides Marisa Dal Santo, every time a woman who's pro gets brought up you shit on them. Why don't YOU backlip a 16? I feel you have delusions of grandeur. So what if the locals do fakie shuvs? Shut the fuck up, let them have their fun.

Highlander game of footy, me vs you. Right here, in this thread. There can only be one, loser focuses. I don't even have a broken iPhone 4 screen to cry into. Shit was stolen. I'm straight Eurotrash now; board, beerenauslese, baguette every single fucking day all day in the order; no distractions. I'll fucking behead you. Dare enter my Bergfried you fried Frau?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1678 on: July 22, 2023, 06:21:32 AM »
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #1679 on: July 22, 2023, 06:26:39 AM »
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she needs a gimmick

maybe Laban can teach her how to juggle
[close]

Her gimmick is not skating at a pro level while somehow being deemed a professional skateboarder. The industry is even in on the gimmick; how lucky for her. Every pro is so far up her ass because they want to desperately avoid being canceled even if their take is factually correct and valid.

I can almost assure you other female pros might act one way around her, and amongst themselves completely trash her or make fun of her. There's no way in the world that isn't the case because every other woman in pro (or even flow) skating puts in more work than, and are better and if any of them are a little bitter about it it's totally justified.

Tbh you see it a lot as a female in local scenes and since it's a small world you can't have an opinion on local women's skating because if any women catch wind of it all the fakie shuv bitches get mad.

I had an entire local, secret discord of skate groupie girls talking shit about me because I said there's no reason females can't just skate like a skater and be proper and stylish, you don't have to be restricted to a low tier gendered version of style or skill.

That's all it took. I hate to say it but they have zero knowledge about skating or the culture and are really more reactionary than anything, like children and skate groupies. Lucky one of my homie girl friends actually gives a shit and gets it.

Her first time seeing Beatrice, she said and I quote: "damn she repeats a lot of tricks and they're not impressive at all", "wow sleepy, you've been skating for like 4 years and have a better kickflip and heel flip than her", "she's been skating for like 10 years? Seriously?" "Why the is she going so slow for every trick?" "They actually gave this chick a shoe? What! She's getting four color ways?!?!?"

(Btw @EdLawndale [aka Mr. Feeny], she is 27 which is Beatrice's age, I wanted to let you know because I know you think you have to be over 40 to share a valid opinion with any level of passion, conviction, or lucidity... Real close to a 'settle down' whenever a woman shares a strong, passionate opinion in a debate with a male).

It's a little surprising it happens at the pro level but I suppose that's the macro version. Can't wait for the interviews with other women that'll pop up, and what they'll say about 10 years from now when Beatrice doesn't have the clout she has rn anymore.
[close]

Beatrice's sponsorship is Vans' vehicle into high fashion. She's been printed in Vogue, Highsnobiety, W, Nylon, etc... She's designed for Louis Vuitton for Christ's sake. I don't see how this is any different than Palance having Shawn Powers for his art (although I find it immature and needlessly edgy). You don't have to like it, but that's why she's on the team. To move product. That's why pros are employed. And she does move product.

You Sle_epy are such a pick-me girl. That series of totally real quotes you just posted made me nauseous. Besides Marisa Dal Santo, every time a woman who's pro gets brought up you shit on them. Why don't YOU backlip a 16? I feel you have delusions of grandeur. So what if the locals do fakie shuvs? Shut the fuck up, let them have their fun.

Highlander game of footy, me vs you. Right here, in this thread. There can only be one, loser focuses. I don't even have a broken iPhone 4 screen to cry into. Shit was stolen. I'm straight Eurotrash now; board, beerenauslese, baguette every single fucking day all day in the order; no distractions. I'll fucking behead you. Dare enter my Bergfried you fried Frau?

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You're so full of shit about me. For starters those weren't quotes out of my mouth, and I could tell you 10 female skaters better than her who I'd never talk shit about, and I think I brought up a few. My most recent post here references female skaters better than her.

Why is my take on anything less valid than all the shit talking we do about male skaters here. Sit back and reflect on that. If you can come with a remotely decent argument I'd give it a listen but you can't and won't. I've talked shit about two female skaters here specifically and will continue to have an opinion whether simps like you appreciate it or not.

You realize a skate groupie is literally a pick me girl, local or not and are essentially kooks? F*** off with this skate for fun shit, I'm well aware of why some of you guys defend trash skating from women. It ain't about caring about them have fun that's for sure. Save your bullshit for someone else.

You'll behead me? That's pretty fucked up to say and you should be banned for it you fucking absolute loser, and I don't care about the context. I keep it to skating, you're a piece of shit who can't engage in a meaningful debate without personal attacks and apparently threats of violence. Go fuck yourself, your mother shoulda swallowed you. We all know why vans is featuring her, you're not some skate sage.

You know you're way more of a pick me based on your patriarchal take. Gotta side with the boys in thread I guess.

Edit: you're female? Even worse take than I thought. Also edited: revised my last paragraph.
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