Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon

[Pasta Monster]

Anyone going to this:


Kind of weird that Alexis’ name is last and Beatrice’s is first, considering Alexis has done art for a while including board graphics.

Beatrice must move a shitload of product or she just has a really good contract with Vans.

If girls are buying FA boards or Vans because of her, she’s fulfilling her duties.

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oh yeah, alexis' board graphics where she shamelessly bit quasi style and straight up plagiarized another illustrator

[backfliptofiftyfifty]

Anyone going to this:


Kind of weird that Alexis’ name is last and Beatrice’s is first, considering Alexis has done art for a while including board graphics.

Beatrice must move a shitload of product or she just has a really good contract with Vans.

If girls are buying FA boards or Vans because of her, she’s fulfilling her duties.

The Beatrice being an industry plant conspiracy theory is real. It actually breaks my heart that Samarria doesnt get the same amount of clout/attention/money that beatrice gets

[GAY]

I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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This leads me to think she was just kind of tokenized for her background. This being 10 years ago, it was very rare to see someone of her background who was a workshop/fa fan girl & totally Arnie Stein'ed over Rieder.

it's not really a stunning revelation that her getting hooked up was completely identity based. which is fine. you can't just be any kooked out kid faking switch tricks, doing dylan arms for no reason and expect a spot on FA. i do kinda wonder how inundated they are with sub-sub-subpar sponsor me tapes after kids saw the caliber of her skating.

[FROTHY]

I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

I didn't know Stance did parkour trips, that's crazy.

[PalaceButtPlug]

She’s doing a bs smith in her latest story

that was a 5-0, no dip no clip

[GAY]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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I didn't know Stance did parkour trips, that's crazy.

They’re using her to bring the two disparate communities together because she’s a unifier.

[JugeL]

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Damn is BD a size queen? Magnum XLs only?

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you not pulling for her no more? thats a shame g

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It's not going to work if she's a size queen.

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negative self opinion is what compels you to shamelessly troll the good people of slap skateboard forum

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Negative self opinion? There's literally nothing wrong with having an average sized penis. The average penis size is 5 inches by the way.

[GAY]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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My guy….
You really didn’t just call her aunt did you?
That’s some Jim Crowe shit my guy.

Glad you found the proof of racism you’re so desperately searching for in my post, my guy.

[PalaceButtPlug]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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My guy….
You really didn’t just call her aunt did you?
That’s some Jim Crowe shit my guy.

Damn so every Hawaiian that calls everyone older than them auntie or unk is racist? 

[sharkin]

https://streamable.com/v1imxr

[GAY]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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My guy….
You really didn’t just call her aunt did you?
That’s some Jim Crowe shit my guy.

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Glad you found the proof of racism you’re so desperately searching for in my post, my guy.

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Word big homie. Just cuz you think you funny don’t make you right. You the one saying it. Bet you wouldn’t say it to my mommas face.

I have no doubt your momma could kick my ass.

[The night listener]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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My guy….
You really didn’t just call her aunt did you?
That’s some Jim Crowe shit my guy.

Oh give it a fucking rest man. It's obviously a reference to the Andy Griffith show. GAY is the last person to accuse of racism.

[shockpadsandwristguards]

The best
And never sold his soul

[tadej Pog]

The best
And never sold his soul

Hard to make frontside smith look cool..

[Murge]

https://streamable.com/v1imxr

I don’t got back smiths by any means but if I did this I wouldn’t even call it a back smith. Just an ugly 5-0

[kookdusoleil]

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I don’t got back smiths by any means but if I did this I wouldn’t even call it a back smith. Just an ugly 5-0

I think that front truck is on the ledge. I’m calling sloppy 5050

[Atiba Applebum]

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I don’t got back smiths by any means but if I did this I wouldn’t even call it a back smith. Just an ugly 5-0

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I think that front truck is on the ledge. I’m calling sloppy 5050

It’s a back lip


I think it’s funny the 40 year old white dudes who comment Queen Bea! on her posts

[Banned from the room]

Didn't Bam Bam Bigalow have an I'll ladder match. I can see him doing a flying head butt off the ladder in my mind rn. The rest is static mess tho

[Off Grid Skater]

Auntie Bea and her i-been-skating-two-months-skillset is a hilarious bait, and ya'll gobblin' that shit hook line n sinker.

[Atiba Applebum]

Didn't Bam Bam Bigalow have an I'll ladder match. I can see him doing a flying head butt off the ladder in my mind rn. The rest is static mess tho

Nothing came up on a quick google, but he was the subject of a pretty good Dark Side of the Ring last week

[drunk guy]

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I don’t got back smiths by any means but if I did this I wouldn’t even call it a back smith. Just an ugly 5-0

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I think that front truck is on the ledge. I’m calling sloppy 5050

im plagued by this my self. I call the smithty 50s when it happens

[camel filters]

ngl 5-0 shove on a round bar is pretty gnarly.

[Natas_Fauxas]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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I didn't know Stance did parkour trips, that's crazy.

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They’re using her to bring the two disparate communities together because she’s a unifier.

I wonder if she is going to be in skate 4? I could be way off tho. Parkour and skating? We will see.

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

has vans made any original, goodlooking skateshoes in the last of couple of years? Sincere questions, haven't been following them tbh.

Kinda dig this beatrice colorway, don't care about skate skills. Crob has been equivalent level for 25 years.

Idk how original they are (kind of a mash of a half cab, old skool, and parts of some Emerica Reynolds) but I've been fucking with the Rowans. Supportive and durable upper, decently wide toe box and midsole, good padding on the ankles and tongue, I dig the toe shape personally.

Of course they do have the classic Vans sole that gets soggy fairly quick, but the rest of the shoe kicks ass, imo

[PalaceButtPlug]

ngl 5-0 shove on a round bar is pretty gnarly.

you lied, because it's not gnarly at all. "Gnarly" implies danger, this had the potential for a shinner at most. 

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ngl 5-0 shove on a round bar is pretty gnarly.

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you lied, because it's not gnarly at all. "Gnarly" implies danger, this had the potential for a shinner at most.

I got smoked 5-0ing a round bar so maybe its situational gnar

[Mongo Lloyd]

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I just got the new Thrasher and there’s a Stance ad featuring Aunt Bea that shows her doing parkour lol.

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My guy….
You really didn’t just call her aunt did you?
That’s some Jim Crowe shit my guy.

Yeah… Gay is racist!

Now I think I heard it all. 

[lurkluke]

anyone noticed the 50-50 is now a 5-0 in all the footage? Heard the feedback and adapted.