Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

Ya'll right. I blew it. I'll learn from this and do better.

Confess and repent at your nearest Vans outlet store for  20% off your next purchase.

[CDLusher]

Is it too much to ask for Beatrice to post a video singing "Imagine" into a webcam?

only if Mikey Taylor has a cameo

[Murge]

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Is it too much to ask for Beatrice to post a video singing "Imagine" into a webcam?

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only if Mikey Taylor has a cameo

If she puts peanut butter on Mikey’s gums it will look like he’s singing too.

[GAY]

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Is it too much to ask for Beatrice to post a video singing "Imagine" into a webcam?

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only if Mikey Taylor has a cameo

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If she puts peanut butter on Mikey’s gums it will look like he’s singing too.

BAHAHA incredible!

[sus]

been trying to avoid this thread but damn, this was too good

[GrayCellGreen]

been trying to avoid this thread but damn, this was too good

Not sure which is funnier, the fart or the arm at the end. Looks like they have a whole IG dedicated to this stuff.

[Urtripping]

Skate meme pages are a special kind of cringe

[lurkluke]

That sucks.

Just going so far out of your way to make someone feel bad. Creating a whole identity online to attack someone.

Real cringe shit.

[Dopethrone]

Male or female doesn't matter, skaters are gonna hate on other pro skaters regardless, elijah berle, Alex Olson, nyjah, everyone one on revive, Jamie Griffin.

Why should beatrice get a pass?

[work_lurker]

Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

[Baglady]

I wanna see these parts man. I’m enraged.

[backfliptofiftyfifty]

been trying to avoid this thread but damn, this was too good

I haven't cringed at anything in a long time but seeing Beatrice do the dill/dylan arm steez after a b180 made me physically recoil

[GAY]

All you thirsty breeders up in here begging to see Beatrice’s parts.

[GS77]

Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

Hey man.

Stop pocket watching.

It’s not what you know it’s who you know…

She sells product…

It’s a color way not a pro model…

It’s jockish to compare skaters’ abilities…

She helps make skating more inclusive…

I think that covers the main reasons for.

[disgruntledMTAEmployee]

been trying to avoid this thread but damn, this was too good

wow fa is stacked, that account features so many of their pros ive never even heard of.

[Septa Bus]

damn is this the anti fun board? kids cant even make a satire ig page without some criticism from the ass crack of skate internet.

that being said its great, they know whats up

[Sila]

Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

Lol. Sucks to be you. Too bad skateboarding is not a "real" sport, remember?

[breezy_again]

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Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

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Hey man.

It’s not what you know it’s who you know…

[Spitefire667]

Everything about her is just super contrived. To me she defines what it means to be a poser. It’s like she studies skating, the way people dress, talk etc. I just think it’s kind of strange. Though that is what sells it it society I guess. It’s a big lesson for a lot of people, including me. Sales/ marketability isn’t about talent or merit. It’s about image, politics, presentation and such. We can all feel however we want about it but that’s just the reality. It’s a big pill to swallow but in a way, we’re better off accepting this truth. Hating helps no one, and I don’t see this ever changing, as much as I would like it to. It is frustrating that she seems to feel that she’s earned it through her skating primarily. She also seems like a narcissist. Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry lol

[tadej Pog]

Her part is turning the new nollie 360 flip over  hydrant.

[GrayCellGreen]

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Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

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Hey man.

It’s not what you know it’s who you know…

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I listen to a lot of artist on Daptone records but I've never come across this group. This was awesome. Thanks for that.

[Lou Strux]

Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry lol

But in the end, you chose laughter: the healthy response.
I’m proud of you.

[fineslime]

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Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry lol

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But in the end, you chose laughter: the healthy response.
I’m proud of you.

I've always said laughter and sadness are just cousins that fuck.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry lol

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But in the end, you chose laughter: the healthy response.
I’m proud of you.

Do we think they intentionally mispelled Spitfire?

[Dante Bichette]

Male or female doesn't matter, skaters are gonna hate on other pro skaters regardless, elijah berle, Alex Olson, nyjah, everyone one on revive, Jamie Griffin.

Why should beatrice get a pass?

Because she’s making skating inclusive or something. That negates all criticism/clowning.

[KGB]

So, is she pro yet?? Here it’s coming very soon.

[concerned_parent]

I listen to a lot of artist on Daptone records but I've never come across this group. This was awesome. Thanks for that.

book plug for fans of daptone records - it's really good



https://www.amazon.com/Aint-Retro-Daptone-21st-Century-Revolution/dp/1911036734

[Baglady]

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I listen to a lot of artist on Daptone records but I've never come across this group. This was awesome. Thanks for that.

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book plug for fans of daptone records - it's really good



https://www.amazon.com/Aint-Retro-Daptone-21st-Century-Revolution/dp/1911036734

I too gave the song a listen, the part about the bosses son not working as hard. My bosses son goes on lavish hunting expeditions every 3 months or so. Last time it was a mountain lion in west Texas. Last week it was a 3 horned sheep.

[GrayCellGreen]

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I listen to a lot of artist on Daptone records but I've never come across this group. This was awesome. Thanks for that.

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book plug for fans of daptone records - it's really good



https://www.amazon.com/Aint-Retro-Daptone-21st-Century-Revolution/dp/1911036734

I've been looking for some new reading material. Much appreciated

[Welpok]

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Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry lol

[close]

But in the end, you chose laughter: the healthy response.
I’m proud of you.

[close]

Do we think they intentionally mispelled Spitfire?

Could not help but laugh at this hahah! Made my workday better. Spitefire ahah even my phone just tried to autocorrect it to spitfire.