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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2580 on: August 16, 2023, 06:58:38 PM »
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2581 on: August 16, 2023, 06:59:48 PM »
she needs to put out a part lol

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2582 on: August 16, 2023, 07:13:38 PM »
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Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2583 on: August 16, 2023, 08:38:19 PM »
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Where I live in Canada, moose knuckles is like a bro type of brand. Hilarious new sponsor for her if that’s what this is

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2584 on: August 16, 2023, 11:47:30 PM »
I always thought moose knuckle = camel toe, but apparently it's more commonly used to refer to a male camel toe, which speaks for the bro type of brand assumption. The more you know I guess...
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2585 on: August 16, 2023, 11:53:36 PM »
I always thought moose knuckle = camel toe, but apparently it's more commonly used to refer to a male camel toe, which speaks for the bro type of brand assumption. The more you know I guess...
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/moose-knuckle/

Moose knuckle was a next level camel toe when I first heard it in the late 90s/early 00s

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2586 on: August 16, 2023, 11:55:48 PM »
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I hope her next graphic is the inverse of Zorlac Shut Up and Skate.   Beatrice’s face and Talk A lot and never Skate

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2587 on: August 17, 2023, 07:01:44 AM »
how does she even have the time to skate?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2588 on: August 17, 2023, 07:09:35 AM »
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I hope her next graphic is the inverse of Zorlac Shut Up and Skate.   Beatrice’s face and Talk A lot and never Skate
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2589 on: August 17, 2023, 07:18:56 AM »
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Where I live in Canada, moose knuckles is like a bro type of brand. Hilarious new sponsor for her if that’s what this is
Yea, Moose Knuckles is like an even worse Canada Goose.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2590 on: August 17, 2023, 09:24:47 AM »
On her story she did a first try heelflip.. groundbreaking
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2591 on: August 17, 2023, 09:43:34 AM »
Lol what trips is she referring to? Salvia trips hopefully

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2592 on: August 17, 2023, 09:56:39 AM »
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I hope her next graphic is the inverse of Zorlac Shut Up and Skate.   Beatrice’s face and Talk A lot and never Skate

Brilliant. That would actually be amazing if FA did that.

She's so obsessed with skating that she never actually skates.


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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2593 on: August 17, 2023, 10:10:42 AM »
I wish that all pals would take over the 50 front shuv ig page.

I wish we could clip bomb and take over all of skate media.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2594 on: August 17, 2023, 10:41:01 AM »
A young woman, an old man and 17 children walk into a bar. One by one they get hammered, they drink ouzo & rezina and sangria. They also drink whiskey, beer. These are not discriminate people and this does not change when it comes to their intoxicants, chemical, psychological or physical.
   The woman wants to know the old mans story. The old man wants to know the woman’s taste in bedroom décor. The 17 children want to take the tables with them when they slip out the back door. So what they want immediately, and what else matters? Is a distraction.
   The old man anticipates disappointment in his wants but smiles anyway. The young woman anticipates her life will change if she is only exposed to the wisdom of her elders. She will be disappointed as well, and until she is an old woman this will not make her smile. The 17 children anticipate nothing, their brains have not developed into consciousness, but rely on baser mental faculties. All they know is to act when the time is right, disappointment may as well be a city in Taiwan for all it means to them.
   The 17 children get their distraction anyway.
   The old man, drifting in his thoughts while the woman pries into the same, has fallen asleep as well as off his stool. The bartender runs to the front of the bar to help the woman help the old man up. The old man is smiling, long since having given up embarrassment. The bartender insists on an ambulance while the woman insists it was her fault. The old man is laughing and insisting he doesn’t need an ambulance, sometimes an old man just needs to rest his eyes, but perhaps the bartender should call the police.
   The bartender is confused until he looks up and sees that all of his tables are gone. All that’s left is the feeling of 17 children suddenly vanishing.
   The old man is still laughing, so is the woman. Feelings of ecstasy surge through the channels of her mind and she is in love. The old man, who has learned to read the twinkle in a woman’s eye as another may read the headlines of a newspaper, kisses her mouth. He finds she prefers blues and whites for the bed and beige, brown & green carpet and furniture. She says it’s because it makes her feel as though she is sleeping in the ocean, facing the beach.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2595 on: August 17, 2023, 11:58:17 AM »
A young woman, an old man and 17 children walk into a bar. One by one they get hammered, they drink ouzo & rezina and sangria. They also drink whiskey, beer. These are not discriminate people and this does not change when it comes to their intoxicants, chemical, psychological or physical.
   The woman wants to know the old mans story. The old man wants to know the woman’s taste in bedroom décor. The 17 children want to take the tables with them when they slip out the back door. So what they want immediately, and what else matters? Is a distraction.
   The old man anticipates disappointment in his wants but smiles anyway. The young woman anticipates her life will change if she is only exposed to the wisdom of her elders. She will be disappointed as well, and until she is an old woman this will not make her smile. The 17 children anticipate nothing, their brains have not developed into consciousness, but rely on baser mental faculties. All they know is to act when the time is right, disappointment may as well be a city in Taiwan for all it means to them.
   The 17 children get their distraction anyway.
   The old man, drifting in his thoughts while the woman pries into the same, has fallen asleep as well as off his stool. The bartender runs to the front of the bar to help the woman help the old man up. The old man is smiling, long since having given up embarrassment. The bartender insists on an ambulance while the woman insists it was her fault. The old man is laughing and insisting he doesn’t need an ambulance, sometimes an old man just needs to rest his eyes, but perhaps the bartender should call the police.
   The bartender is confused until he looks up and sees that all of his tables are gone. All that’s left is the feeling of 17 children suddenly vanishing.
   The old man is still laughing, so is the woman. Feelings of ecstasy surge through the channels of her mind and she is in love. The old man, who has learned to read the twinkle in a woman’s eye as another may read the headlines of a newspaper, kisses her mouth. He finds she prefers blues and whites for the bed and beige, brown & green carpet and furniture. She says it’s because it makes her feel as though she is sleeping in the ocean, facing the beach.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2596 on: August 17, 2023, 12:08:20 PM »
A young woman, an old man and 17 children walk into a bar. One by one they get hammered, they drink ouzo & rezina and sangria. They also drink whiskey, beer. These are not discriminate people and this does not change when it comes to their intoxicants, chemical, psychological or physical.
   The woman wants to know the old mans story. The old man wants to know the woman’s taste in bedroom décor. The 17 children want to take the tables with them when they slip out the back door. So what they want immediately, and what else matters? Is a distraction.
   The old man anticipates disappointment in his wants but smiles anyway. The young woman anticipates her life will change if she is only exposed to the wisdom of her elders. She will be disappointed as well, and until she is an old woman this will not make her smile. The 17 children anticipate nothing, their brains have not developed into consciousness, but rely on baser mental faculties. All they know is to act when the time is right, disappointment may as well be a city in Taiwan for all it means to them.
   The 17 children get their distraction anyway.
   The old man, drifting in his thoughts while the woman pries into the same, has fallen asleep as well as off his stool. The bartender runs to the front of the bar to help the woman help the old man up. The old man is smiling, long since having given up embarrassment. The bartender insists on an ambulance while the woman insists it was her fault. The old man is laughing and insisting he doesn’t need an ambulance, sometimes an old man just needs to rest his eyes, but perhaps the bartender should call the police.
   The bartender is confused until he looks up and sees that all of his tables are gone. All that’s left is the feeling of 17 children suddenly vanishing.
   The old man is still laughing, so is the woman. Feelings of ecstasy surge through the channels of her mind and she is in love. The old man, who has learned to read the twinkle in a woman’s eye as another may read the headlines of a newspaper, kisses her mouth. He finds she prefers blues and whites for the bed and beige, brown & green carpet and furniture. She says it’s because it makes her feel as though she is sleeping in the ocean, facing the beach.

I hope that old man got his dick sucked.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2597 on: August 17, 2023, 12:47:12 PM »
Young woman = Beatrice
Old man = Fat Bill
17 children = entire violet team
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2598 on: August 17, 2023, 01:26:07 PM »
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-haha. I actually like what she said. Spot on, in fact. But again... hard to hear when she just don't got the merit.

-I was actually watching some of her other peers' parts like Victoria Ruesga, Fabiana, even Geering and I feel like Beatrice wouldn't be too far of matching their skill levels if she made a really good push. Fabiana seems to skate a lot of tall banks and quarterpipe type of terrain. Geering is kinda more low-impact tech (which could be harder to match), and Victoria kind of skates ledges and does tricks of of 3-4 stair levels of height. Beatrice just needs to take her trick bag to slightly better terrain, and I feel like she could have a decent part. It's mos def possible.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2599 on: August 17, 2023, 01:44:13 PM »
Or just never do a 50 front shuv

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2600 on: August 17, 2023, 02:16:43 PM »
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-haha. I actually like what she said. Spot on, in fact. But again... hard to hear when she just don't got the merit.

-I was actually watching some of her other peers' parts like Victoria Ruesga, Fabiana, even Geering and I feel like Beatrice wouldn't be too far of matching their skill levels if she made a really good push. Fabiana seems to skate a lot of tall banks and quarterpipe type of terrain. Geering is kinda more low-impact tech (which could be harder to match), and Victoria kind of skates ledges and does tricks of of 3-4 stair levels of height. Beatrice just needs to take her trick bag to slightly better terrain, and I feel like she could have a decent part. It's mos def possible.

I would say she is no where in any of their league. She is not even as good at skating as the girl from Skate Kitchen.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2601 on: August 17, 2023, 02:25:18 PM »
Young woman = Beatrice
Old man = Fat Bill
17 children = entire violet team

Lol i didnt get the joke

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2602 on: August 17, 2023, 07:40:15 PM »
Beatrice? More like beatrash

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2603 on: August 18, 2023, 02:28:33 AM »
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-haha. I actually like what she said. Spot on, in fact. But again... hard to hear when she just don't got the merit.

-I was actually watching some of her other peers' parts like Victoria Ruesga, Fabiana, even Geering and I feel like Beatrice wouldn't be too far of matching their skill levels if she made a really good push. Fabiana seems to skate a lot of tall banks and quarterpipe type of terrain. Geering is kinda more low-impact tech (which could be harder to match), and Victoria kind of skates ledges and does tricks of of 3-4 stair levels of height. Beatrice just needs to take her trick bag to slightly better terrain, and I feel like she could have a decent part. It's mos def possible.



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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2604 on: August 18, 2023, 03:00:18 AM »
Beatrice just enrages me. Insane she has a pro model on a company started by Dill and AVE, and now Vans is giving her a colorway. With 0 footage to back it up.

And that Monster Children piece, "50 shuv is like, super mellow. People think it's easy, but it's not! I just have it really good. No, it's not! like they see you do it and they like, ok try a front shuv out of a 50."

It's the first fucking thing you learn how to do after learning how to 50-50! How many fake ass friends have lied to her about it? Straight up, I'm bitter I never "made it" in skating after pouring blood, sweat and tears for over 20 years. Filming multiple parts, scaring the shit out of myself, and having mental breakdowns in drainage ditches and parking lots all around the world. But she comes along, meets the right people at the right time, and she's now a "professional" skateboarder?
Bullshit. Nah nah. Nobody buys that crap. She is 100% not pro. She is an insult to everyone else that took it seriously, and SERIOUSLY put in the work. She's all talk! Just 50 front shuvs and talk!

I'm not sexist nor racist (know those accusations are coming with some shit post like this), I just cannot stand the amount of attention she has gotten for no good reason. Marissa Dal Santo never got a pro nod and she was flip front boarding 10 rails over 10 years ago! Chloe Covell and Rayssa are the female versions of Nyjah and Yuto, straight prodigies who deserve the shine. Vitoria Mendonca is ollieng bump-over-bars, skating shit switch, fakie, nollie off shoot out ledges... and Beatrice is just an anomaly who must have met the right people in the right place at the right time.

And in no way is my opinion on SLAP going to take her "success" away from her. She's still going to be getting deals and getting paid while living out our dream undeservingly. I understand this fully. I'm just as upset at the people and companies giving her these opportunities.

Make her work for this shit. Don't give her a hand out.

haha dude you are so sour, just be happy for her and stop hating yuorself. its just a fucking skateboard.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2605 on: August 18, 2023, 04:11:22 AM »
What an inspiration. Goes to show if you work hard, you can do anything you want in life. Yes, even if that thing is advertising for Canadian brand “moose knuckle” on social media.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2606 on: August 18, 2023, 05:58:33 AM »
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I hope her next graphic is the inverse of Zorlac Shut Up and Skate.   Beatrice’s face and Talk A lot and never Skate
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Brilliant. That would actually be amazing if FA did that.

She's so obsessed with skating that she never actually skates.


She’d fit right in here tbh

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2607 on: August 18, 2023, 06:38:57 AM »
Why has there never been a good satire about corny skateadvertisments? black an white filter, good push, a wallie, some guy talking about if you work hard you can do everything and if you fall you need to get back up an try it again my name isbeatricedomond and I ride bearings 50 shovit out a ender

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2608 on: August 18, 2023, 07:06:47 AM »
Moose Knuckle?! they might’ve well called themselves Camel Toe

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2609 on: August 18, 2023, 07:34:45 AM »
My homies band is called Moose knuckle