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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2910 on: September 09, 2023, 03:15:51 PM »
Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2911 on: September 09, 2023, 03:31:51 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2912 on: September 09, 2023, 03:40:22 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Dragons?!? Imagine!
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine Draggin deez nuts across your face etc.etc.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2913 on: September 09, 2023, 04:23:48 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Dragons?!? Imagine!
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?

You finally got your account back?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2914 on: September 09, 2023, 04:33:34 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Dragons?!? Imagine!
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?
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You finally got your account back?

Yes. I’ve been waiting all this time just to set up @NELLYEDUARDO for the imagine dragons joke. Everything just fell into place…

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2915 on: September 09, 2023, 04:59:51 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Dragons?!? Imagine!
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?
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You finally got your account back?
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Yes. I’ve been waiting all this time just to set up @NELLYEDUARDO for the imagine dragons joke. Everything just fell into place…

Especially savvy as it was their first and only post

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2916 on: September 09, 2023, 05:01:15 PM »
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Egads man! Are those Dragons or something: why your wheels make squeak-squeaks like that?
Sounds like you’re grinding on mice.
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Dragons?!? Imagine!
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?
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Imagine Draggin deez nuts across your face etc.etc.
Solid 1st post, even for a ghost account.
Bravo.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2917 on: September 09, 2023, 05:02:18 PM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc


Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2918 on: September 09, 2023, 05:03:49 PM »
Cheers for 100 more pages.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2919 on: September 09, 2023, 05:33:03 PM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc
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Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people

I don’t know anything about them but Gang Corp makes me think NY IC but like 15-17 y/o

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2920 on: September 09, 2023, 06:24:32 PM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc
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Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people
they're tryhard "tough" kids who think they're above admission fees to indoor skateparks and throw tantrums when you tell them that indoor skateparks arent free

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2921 on: September 09, 2023, 07:32:48 PM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc
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Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people
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they're tryhard "tough" kids who think they're above admission fees to indoor skateparks and throw tantrums when you tell them that indoor skateparks arent free

Damn that sucks. I retract my statement. But if black Dave is affiliated with them. He’s cool. I for some reason thought he was down with those dudes.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2922 on: September 09, 2023, 08:51:28 PM »
I can see FA or Supreme making a tshirt out of this thread

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2923 on: September 09, 2023, 08:56:55 PM »
I just KNEW my gurl was gonna make it to 100 pages.
See that, Beat?
Anything is possible.
ANYTHING!

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2924 on: September 09, 2023, 09:30:12 PM »
Congratulations to all involved in this milestone..

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2925 on: September 09, 2023, 11:52:27 PM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc
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Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people
Can’t say all but most have shitty personalities and massive egos. Their is skating is whatever but they barely skate street just skate les park all day

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2926 on: September 10, 2023, 02:53:15 AM »
100's
Jerrys Kid : "I work at my real job like I'm a pro skater. Years of work can be summarized to about 3 minutes worth of actual achievements."

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2927 on: September 10, 2023, 05:23:19 AM »
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Also, from what I understand she doesn't have a full part in this Keepsake vid, just clips... that's gonna go over so well here I'm sure hahaha
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someone better tell Beatrice
https://twitter.com/Beatrice_Domond/status/1676335405791162369






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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2928 on: September 10, 2023, 07:36:17 AM »
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I dare anyone to go and antagonize. Those gang corp dudes would probably drops bows.
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Gang corp is tight.
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That is the worst crew in nyc
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Are you saying they worst as like the people in its personalities suck or like how they skate?  I enjoy there edits  when they come out. So idk anything about there character as people
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they're tryhard "tough" kids who think they're above admission fees to indoor skateparks and throw tantrums when you tell them that indoor skateparks arent free

Haha, one day Pat McClain (Patlanta) showed up at my friend's indoor park trying not to pay with the "don't you know who I am?" shit. My friend said he never heard of him and Pat went to his car and got a magazine that had a little photo of him saying, "See!?". My friend still made him pay and he just pouted about it.
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2929 on: September 10, 2023, 10:49:47 AM »
Ode to Pearl

In the Great After, which is also the Great Before, Pearlessence sat in waiting outside of the doors of the Decider. She was weary. Her last escapade in the mortal realm was alongside the Otoe people of the Nemaha River. They had called her Kohana which meant swift. She had no owners, she belonged to the tribe itself, but it was Chumani who had always been kindest to Pearlessence. 

Chumani had lived seven winters. She had always spent more time with the animals than with the children her age. When Chumani couldn’t find a bison or a turkey to follow, she’d dig up worms and watch them bury themselves back into the earth. Often, at her side, sat Kohana. Kohana sat at Chumani’s side when the white man’s bugle call announced their imminent attack.

Through the rows of their earth covered houses, the horses galloped as rifle shots echoed through the air. A young man, on his first massacre, grinned as he bore down on Chumani. Kohana leapt from a rooftop. A searing pain erupted across that young man’s face as Kohana tore into it. The horse veered, as Chumani found her feet and ran, then toppled, crushing the young man and Kohana underneath it. Kohana saw Chumani fleeing into the distance as she took her last breath.

So Pearlessence sat, enjoying the stillness of the purgatorial waiting room. There were other dogs here, but this was not a place of frolic. These dogs did not bark. Many lay on the mats lined along the floor. Others drank slowly from the springs against the walls, or ate from the long tables of sumptuous fare. Pearlessence did not feel hunger or thirst. Her name was called and Pearlessence rose, stretched, and entered the den of The Decider.

The Decider rose as Pearlessence entered, and motioned to the pillow next to her own. “Please,” she said, “sit.”
So Pearlessence sat.
“Good girl,” said The Decider, “Who’s a good girl?”
Pearlessence responded with the customary, “I’m a good girl,” before continuing. “Decider, what is my next mission?”
“Well, let’s see what we’ve done so far, shall we? You recall your first mission, I’m sure.”

A ball of light flickered to life above the Decider’s head. They both turned to look at it. An image arose; Pearlessence sleeping at the entrance to a cave. A baby is crying in the background. A low growl rumbles, a cat of incredible stature leaps into the scene and Pearlessence, in the form of a massive wolf, leaps towards it without hesitation.

“Your next mission, in the war between the Zhou and Shang at Muye.”

The scene arose of a massive battle, Tens of thousands of Zhou soliders racing towards the Shang. Pearlessence, looking very much like a dingo, raced alongside King Wu himself. A Shang soldier appears as if out of nowhere and sails a spear towards the king. Pearlessence leapt in the air, taking the spear, and saving the king’s life.

“After that battle, the Shang Dynasty ended and the Zhou began. So many were saved from starvation, peace settled across the land, and Confuscianism and Taoism, pillars of thousands of years of subsequent philosophy arose. Let’s go on.”

Her missions flickered across the ball.

Pearlessence protecting her own babies against a family of wolves.

Pearlessence in Nepal, serving as the earthly counterpart of  Yama, guardian to the doors of heaven, bringing comfort and solace to those who had lost their loved ones.

Pearlessence rescuing pilots who had been shot down over the ocean in WWI.

Scene after scene, life after life. In each, Pearlessence fought for good, protected against evil, and dedicated herself to the people around her. Not every life ended in bloodshed, but many did. Those that didn’t were not easy lives either. Each was a life of intent, of bravery, of sacrifice. Each was a life that benefitted the world around her. The ball faded away.

“You have accomplished much, young Pearl,” said The Decider.
“It has been an honor,” she replied.
“I have decided that your next life will serve as a reward.”
Pearlessence cocked her head, “I don’t understand. Is this, a retirement? I still have much to give.”
“No, it is not retirement. I meant what I said. You will still serve.”
“But what service is there in being a simple pet?”

The Decider’s eyes widened, “You still have much to learn, Pearlessence. You have always lived lives that resulted in the benefit of others to the detriment of your own health. You have always been expected to be the warrior, the defender, the sacrificial lamb. It will always be in your nature to benefit those around you, but there is another way. Instead of simply ensuring that the lives of others go on by dying, you can bring joy to those lives by living.”

Pearlessence paused. “This is a very different mission. Who will I be serving?”

The ball of light appeared again above the Deciders massive head. In it were two people, clearly in love. They teased each other, laughing and feigning outrage. It was a picture of happiness. The ball of light faded away.

“They already seem so happy,” noted Pearlessence, “what can be gained by my presence in their life?”

The Decider smiled. “As I said, this is in part a reward, that they are often so happy is a gift for you. However, your service will not be without purpose.

“Humans often work long hours each day. They require the anticipation of happiness, comfort, and familiarity to get through their days. You will give them this. While they toil, they will think of you and be happy.

“In those days and hours they do not work, it will be you they structure their days around. These two find joy in walks through woods and mountains, in trips in their car, in camping beneath the stars, you will augment this joy. You will elevate. And not only for them, but their friends and families as well.”

Pearlessence smiled herself, “I don’t understand all of it, but I believe I understand the assignment. I thank you, oh great one.”
“It is I who should thank you Pearlessence. Do you have any other questions before you begin?”

Pearlessence thought, and finally she asked, “What of the next assignment?”
“Worry not regarding the future. It is the nature of this assignment that all that matters is the present. When they are away, you will revel in your anticipation of their return. When they are with you, bliss will be all encompassing. Your next mission, whatever its nature, will come, for now you are obligated to a life a happiness. Your own and the two humans you will serve. Are you ready, Pearlessence?”

The smile returned to her face. “I am.”

The ball of light appeared again. It grew in size until it had swallowed Pearlessence into itself. Pearlessence’s mind went blank. When she awoke once more, she heard a soft voice. Cooing, it said, “Such an adorable little girl. Let’s take her home, can we?”

*τέλος*

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2930 on: September 10, 2023, 03:43:16 PM »
Ode to Pearl

In the Great After, which is also the Great Before, Pearlessence sat in waiting outside of the doors of the Decider. She was weary. Her last escapade in the mortal realm was alongside the Otoe people of the Nemaha River. They had called her Kohana which meant swift. She had no owners, she belonged to the tribe itself, but it was Chumani who had always been kindest to Pearlessence. 

Chumani had lived seven winters. She had always spent more time with the animals than with the children her age. When Chumani couldn’t find a bison or a turkey to follow, she’d dig up worms and watch them bury themselves back into the earth. Often, at her side, sat Kohana. Kohana sat at Chumani’s side when the white man’s bugle call announced their imminent attack.

Through the rows of their earth covered houses, the horses galloped as rifle shots echoed through the air. A young man, on his first massacre, grinned as he bore down on Chumani. Kohana leapt from a rooftop. A searing pain erupted across that young man’s face as Kohana tore into it. The horse veered, as Chumani found her feet and ran, then toppled, crushing the young man and Kohana underneath it. Kohana saw Chumani fleeing into the distance as she took her last breath.

So Pearlessence sat, enjoying the stillness of the purgatorial waiting room. There were other dogs here, but this was not a place of frolic. These dogs did not bark. Many lay on the mats lined along the floor. Others drank slowly from the springs against the walls, or ate from the long tables of sumptuous fare. Pearlessence did not feel hunger or thirst. Her name was called and Pearlessence rose, stretched, and entered the den of The Decider.

The Decider rose as Pearlessence entered, and motioned to the pillow next to her own. “Please,” she said, “sit.”
So Pearlessence sat.
“Good girl,” said The Decider, “Who’s a good girl?”
Pearlessence responded with the customary, “I’m a good girl,” before continuing. “Decider, what is my next mission?”
“Well, let’s see what we’ve done so far, shall we? You recall your first mission, I’m sure.”

A ball of light flickered to life above the Decider’s head. They both turned to look at it. An image arose; Pearlessence sleeping at the entrance to a cave. A baby is crying in the background. A low growl rumbles, a cat of incredible stature leaps into the scene and Pearlessence, in the form of a massive wolf, leaps towards it without hesitation.

“Your next mission, in the war between the Zhou and Shang at Muye.”

The scene arose of a massive battle, Tens of thousands of Zhou soliders racing towards the Shang. Pearlessence, looking very much like a dingo, raced alongside King Wu himself. A Shang soldier appears as if out of nowhere and sails a spear towards the king. Pearlessence leapt in the air, taking the spear, and saving the king’s life.

“After that battle, the Shang Dynasty ended and the Zhou began. So many were saved from starvation, peace settled across the land, and Confuscianism and Taoism, pillars of thousands of years of subsequent philosophy arose. Let’s go on.”

Her missions flickered across the ball.

Pearlessence protecting her own babies against a family of wolves.

Pearlessence in Nepal, serving as the earthly counterpart of  Yama, guardian to the doors of heaven, bringing comfort and solace to those who had lost their loved ones.

Pearlessence rescuing pilots who had been shot down over the ocean in WWI.

Scene after scene, life after life. In each, Pearlessence fought for good, protected against evil, and dedicated herself to the people around her. Not every life ended in bloodshed, but many did. Those that didn’t were not easy lives either. Each was a life of intent, of bravery, of sacrifice. Each was a life that benefitted the world around her. The ball faded away.

“You have accomplished much, young Pearl,” said The Decider.
“It has been an honor,” she replied.
“I have decided that your next life will serve as a reward.”
Pearlessence cocked her head, “I don’t understand. Is this, a retirement? I still have much to give.”
“No, it is not retirement. I meant what I said. You will still serve.”
“But what service is there in being a simple pet?”

The Decider’s eyes widened, “You still have much to learn, Pearlessence. You have always lived lives that resulted in the benefit of others to the detriment of your own health. You have always been expected to be the warrior, the defender, the sacrificial lamb. It will always be in your nature to benefit those around you, but there is another way. Instead of simply ensuring that the lives of others go on by dying, you can bring joy to those lives by living.”

Pearlessence paused. “This is a very different mission. Who will I be serving?”

The ball of light appeared again above the Deciders massive head. In it were two people, clearly in love. They teased each other, laughing and feigning outrage. It was a picture of happiness. The ball of light faded away.

“They already seem so happy,” noted Pearlessence, “what can be gained by my presence in their life?”

The Decider smiled. “As I said, this is in part a reward, that they are often so happy is a gift for you. However, your service will not be without purpose.

“Humans often work long hours each day. They require the anticipation of happiness, comfort, and familiarity to get through their days. You will give them this. While they toil, they will think of you and be happy.

“In those days and hours they do not work, it will be you they structure their days around. These two find joy in walks through woods and mountains, in trips in their car, in camping beneath the stars, you will augment this joy. You will elevate. And not only for them, but their friends and families as well.”

Pearlessence smiled herself, “I don’t understand all of it, but I believe I understand the assignment. I thank you, oh great one.”
“It is I who should thank you Pearlessence. Do you have any other questions before you begin?”

Pearlessence thought, and finally she asked, “What of the next assignment?”
“Worry not regarding the future. It is the nature of this assignment that all that matters is the present. When they are away, you will revel in your anticipation of their return. When they are with you, bliss will be all encompassing. Your next mission, whatever its nature, will come, for now you are obligated to a life a happiness. Your own and the two humans you will serve. Are you ready, Pearlessence?”

The smile returned to her face. “I am.”

The ball of light appeared again. It grew in size until it had swallowed Pearlessence into itself. Pearlessence’s mind went blank. When she awoke once more, she heard a soft voice. Cooing, it said, “Such an adorable little girl. Let’s take her home, can we?”

*τέλος*
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2931 on: September 10, 2023, 04:27:02 PM »
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Ode to Pearl

In the Great After, which is also the Great Before, Pearlessence sat in waiting outside of the doors of the Decider. She was weary. Her last escapade in the mortal realm was alongside the Otoe people of the Nemaha River. They had called her Kohana which meant swift. She had no owners, she belonged to the tribe itself, but it was Chumani who had always been kindest to Pearlessence. 

Chumani had lived seven winters. She had always spent more time with the animals than with the children her age. When Chumani couldn’t find a bison or a turkey to follow, she’d dig up worms and watch them bury themselves back into the earth. Often, at her side, sat Kohana. Kohana sat at Chumani’s side when the white man’s bugle call announced their imminent attack.

Through the rows of their earth covered houses, the horses galloped as rifle shots echoed through the air. A young man, on his first massacre, grinned as he bore down on Chumani. Kohana leapt from a rooftop. A searing pain erupted across that young man’s face as Kohana tore into it. The horse veered, as Chumani found her feet and ran, then toppled, crushing the young man and Kohana underneath it. Kohana saw Chumani fleeing into the distance as she took her last breath.

So Pearlessence sat, enjoying the stillness of the purgatorial waiting room. There were other dogs here, but this was not a place of frolic. These dogs did not bark. Many lay on the mats lined along the floor. Others drank slowly from the springs against the walls, or ate from the long tables of sumptuous fare. Pearlessence did not feel hunger or thirst. Her name was called and Pearlessence rose, stretched, and entered the den of The Decider.

The Decider rose as Pearlessence entered, and motioned to the pillow next to her own. “Please,” she said, “sit.”
So Pearlessence sat.
“Good girl,” said The Decider, “Who’s a good girl?”
Pearlessence responded with the customary, “I’m a good girl,” before continuing. “Decider, what is my next mission?”
“Well, let’s see what we’ve done so far, shall we? You recall your first mission, I’m sure.”

A ball of light flickered to life above the Decider’s head. They both turned to look at it. An image arose; Pearlessence sleeping at the entrance to a cave. A baby is crying in the background. A low growl rumbles, a cat of incredible stature leaps into the scene and Pearlessence, in the form of a massive wolf, leaps towards it without hesitation.

“Your next mission, in the war between the Zhou and Shang at Muye.”

The scene arose of a massive battle, Tens of thousands of Zhou soliders racing towards the Shang. Pearlessence, looking very much like a dingo, raced alongside King Wu himself. A Shang soldier appears as if out of nowhere and sails a spear towards the king. Pearlessence leapt in the air, taking the spear, and saving the king’s life.

“After that battle, the Shang Dynasty ended and the Zhou began. So many were saved from starvation, peace settled across the land, and Confuscianism and Taoism, pillars of thousands of years of subsequent philosophy arose. Let’s go on.”

Her missions flickered across the ball.

Pearlessence protecting her own babies against a family of wolves.

Pearlessence in Nepal, serving as the earthly counterpart of  Yama, guardian to the doors of heaven, bringing comfort and solace to those who had lost their loved ones.

Pearlessence rescuing pilots who had been shot down over the ocean in WWI.

Scene after scene, life after life. In each, Pearlessence fought for good, protected against evil, and dedicated herself to the people around her. Not every life ended in bloodshed, but many did. Those that didn’t were not easy lives either. Each was a life of intent, of bravery, of sacrifice. Each was a life that benefitted the world around her. The ball faded away.

“You have accomplished much, young Pearl,” said The Decider.
“It has been an honor,” she replied.
“I have decided that your next life will serve as a reward.”
Pearlessence cocked her head, “I don’t understand. Is this, a retirement? I still have much to give.”
“No, it is not retirement. I meant what I said. You will still serve.”
“But what service is there in being a simple pet?”

The Decider’s eyes widened, “You still have much to learn, Pearlessence. You have always lived lives that resulted in the benefit of others to the detriment of your own health. You have always been expected to be the warrior, the defender, the sacrificial lamb. It will always be in your nature to benefit those around you, but there is another way. Instead of simply ensuring that the lives of others go on by dying, you can bring joy to those lives by living.”

Pearlessence paused. “This is a very different mission. Who will I be serving?”

The ball of light appeared again above the Deciders massive head. In it were two people, clearly in love. They teased each other, laughing and feigning outrage. It was a picture of happiness. The ball of light faded away.

“They already seem so happy,” noted Pearlessence, “what can be gained by my presence in their life?”

The Decider smiled. “As I said, this is in part a reward, that they are often so happy is a gift for you. However, your service will not be without purpose.

“Humans often work long hours each day. They require the anticipation of happiness, comfort, and familiarity to get through their days. You will give them this. While they toil, they will think of you and be happy.

“In those days and hours they do not work, it will be you they structure their days around. These two find joy in walks through woods and mountains, in trips in their car, in camping beneath the stars, you will augment this joy. You will elevate. And not only for them, but their friends and families as well.”

Pearlessence smiled herself, “I don’t understand all of it, but I believe I understand the assignment. I thank you, oh great one.”
“It is I who should thank you Pearlessence. Do you have any other questions before you begin?”

Pearlessence thought, and finally she asked, “What of the next assignment?”
“Worry not regarding the future. It is the nature of this assignment that all that matters is the present. When they are away, you will revel in your anticipation of their return. When they are with you, bliss will be all encompassing. Your next mission, whatever its nature, will come, for now you are obligated to a life a happiness. Your own and the two humans you will serve. Are you ready, Pearlessence?”

The smile returned to her face. “I am.”

The ball of light appeared again. It grew in size until it had swallowed Pearlessence into itself. Pearlessence’s mind went blank. When she awoke once more, she heard a soft voice. Cooing, it said, “Such an adorable little girl. Let’s take her home, can we?”

*τέλος*
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2932 on: September 10, 2023, 04:36:56 PM »
Anyone see the part yet?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2933 on: September 10, 2023, 05:18:04 PM »
I dont think we will, also fuck that idiot with the longnass story bullshit
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2934 on: September 10, 2023, 05:47:14 PM »
We've done the 50+50, now to shove it into the bin

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2935 on: September 10, 2023, 08:05:43 PM »
100 pages, many 50-50 front shuvs, new sponsors, more relevance, no footy, more ego.
Is Beatrice the most enigmatic skater of all time?

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2936 on: September 11, 2023, 07:56:18 AM »
I can see FA or Supreme making a tshirt out of this thread

If they had even a dash of self-awareness or humor, they might. They do not, however. It’s the self-seriousness that absolutely permeates everything about these shit brands that has kept them from ever doing anything interesting.

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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2937 on: September 11, 2023, 01:03:17 PM »
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If they had even a dash of self-awareness or humor, they might. They do not, however. It’s the self-seriousness that absolutely permeates everything about these shit brands that has kept them from ever doing anything interesting.

Well said.
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2938 on: September 11, 2023, 02:08:25 PM »
Vans canada just replied to me a post about a keepsake party they had. "Patience is a virtue" so maaybe it will come out someday
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Re: Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon
« Reply #2939 on: September 11, 2023, 02:56:56 PM »
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I can see FA or Supreme making a tshirt out of this thread
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If they had even a dash of self-awareness or humor, they might. They do not, however. It’s the self-seriousness that absolutely permeates everything about these shit brands that has kept them from ever doing anything interesting.
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Well said.

Yeah it’s like all the people who have had beef with Grant Yansura you realize are just self serious doofii