Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon

[No Wave Comply]

that spider web cardigan is so fucked hahaha

It's so EDGLRD bruh.

I see what they did by dropping it so near Halloween though.

[manysnakes]

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My rollerblade friend asked me last week at the skatepark, "what’s up with that chick who sucks but has a shoe on Vans?"

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did you tell them to suck her non existent dick?

Non-existing

[benboardbreaker]

comment section on FA is pretty salty to say the least.

[caked]

saw Bea's insta was off private, immediately logged on to SLAP instead of doing work

[benboardbreaker]

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FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).

Cool.

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Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
To-fucking-che B, Touche.

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High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.

Nice H.C Andersens reference.

[Atiba Applebum]

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FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).

Cool.

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Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
To-fucking-che B, Touche.

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High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.

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Nice H.C Andersens reference.

What is that photo on her shirt from originally.    Something made me think Serge Gainsbourg for a second, but I don’t think that sounds right at all, but I feel like it’s from SOME Euro lech like that

[sharkin]

That’s a re release of the interassal graphic dill put on a shirt before
Lil Wayne wore it to Drakes birthday party like 2010/2011 right before FA was really a brand

[No Wave Comply]

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FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).

Cool.

[close]

Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
To-fucking-che B, Touche.

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High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.

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Nice H.C Andersens reference.

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What is that photo on her shirt from originally.    Something made me think Serge Gainsbourg for a second, but I don’t think that sounds right at all, but I feel like it’s from SOME Euro lech like that

I give you Exibit A and recommend translating the lyrics if you're not a Francophone. It's a totally skeevy sentiment, but the tune slaps. I love Discosploitation:

[Banned from the room]

Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

[Bill Salt]

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FAshion/clothing collection incoming, but no skating (clips or photos).

Cool.

[close]

Is the spread ass cheeks her WAP? Like, not literally, but her reclaiming the exploitations of the sexuality of the female body? Is it her ass? Or a model's ass? Do you think she knows the model if so? Do you think she knows the guy whose hands are grabbing said ass? Is it all just a rouse to get horny skateboarders even hornier? Why is Beatrice trying to get skateboarders so horny? Is she trying to get them locked up in horny jail so they can't talk smack on her lack of (skateboarding) talent?
To-fucking-che B, Touche.

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High concept horny irony from our girl. The emperor has clothes now, but still no video part.

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Nice H.C Andersens reference.

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What is that photo on her shirt from originally.    Something made me think Serge Gainsbourg for a second, but I don’t think that sounds right at all, but I feel like it’s from SOME Euro lech like that

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I give you Exibit A and recommend translating the lyrics if you're not a Francophone. It's a totally skeevy sentiment, but the tune slaps. I love Discosploitation:

Being in the right place at the right time with the right sex and probably the right skin too.She is the perfect representative of what skate industry has become.

About this Gainsbourg song, it ain't my fav but still is a delight to relisten.I remember hearing it as a kid and kinda sensing the sex vibe out of it although I didn't get shit to the lyrics:)

Ce n'est pas mon morceau favori mais c'est certainement le plus teinté de soft disco pour sûr.Ses mélodies sont toujours un délice au même titre que ses paroles.On ne peut que regretter qu'il soit parti trop tôt car sa période Gainsbar que j'affectionne aussi n'était pas achévée.Tous les baltringues de la scène musicale de ce début de sciècle catastrophique se prétendant de son héritage peuvent aller se rhabiller...

[JugeL]

Have not visited this thread for a while, how's everyone doing today?

[Malcolm Sex]

Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

[douchenozzle]

That Serge song is a little overkill for me, but most of his collection of tunes bangs like a Mike Tyson punch

[ASS FAULT]

Great!

[Bill Salt]

Awesome!

[formula420]

Have not visited this thread for a while, how's everyone doing today?

Honestly I am sick and wanted to take a sick day yesterday and today. Yesterday was the last day of the month so I had to be in to make sure inventory was good for month end. Today is payroll day so I have to be in or 50 people wont get paychecks this week. Gonna leave around lunch time and try to sleep.

[Banned from the room]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

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I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

I'd do anything just about to hold Let me take you on an escapade era Janet.

She was like Madonna x10 back then. Madonna with gold teef and short slick hairs was top Madonna tho.
Janet > only two of those Madonna.

Hairy Arm Pits Madonna is closer to one to one.
I wanna twist those lil dirty blonde hairs with my tongue.

JLo as Salinas is #1 tho. I wonder if JLo shaves the armpits?

There's no white girl on earf that can touch that.

Maybe Gwen Stefani in Underneath it all. The last shots in the video where she's blonde on blonde on blonde in a white room floating around.

Bams wife's alright too. I'd definitely hang with her. She doesn't look so much like a plain Jane ass white girl.

Be honest I'd rather be balls deep in Bam. I feel like it's more dangerous. Lol.
If I gagged him he'd be a little closer to my type.

-$$$$

[Banned from the room]

That red headed girl from slums of Beverly hills is also #1 girl.

What a beauty. He voice too. Everything about her is sexy

[sharkin]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

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I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

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It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

I'd do anything just about to hold Let me take you on an escapade era Janet.

She was like Madonna x10 back then. Madonna with gold teef and short slick hairs was top Madonna tho.
Janet > only two of those Madonna.

Hairy Arm Pits Madonna is closer to one to one.
I wanna twist those lil dirty blonde hairs with my tongue.

JLo as Salinas is #1 tho. I wonder if JLo shaves the armpits?

There's no white girl on earf that can touch that.

Maybe Gwen Stefani in Underneath it all. The last shots in the video where she's blonde on blonde on blonde in a white room floating around.

Bams wife's alright too. I'd definitely hang with her. She doesn't look so much like a plain Jane ass white girl.

Be honest I'd rather be balls deep in Bam. I feel like it's more dangerous. Lol.
If I gagged him he'd be a little closer to my type.

-$$$$

what a wild post
this one could put you on horny death row

[adam xandler]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

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I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

[close]

It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

I'd do anything just about to hold Let me take you on an escapade era Janet.

She was like Madonna x10 back then. Madonna with gold teef and short slick hairs was top Madonna tho.
Janet > only two of those Madonna.

Hairy Arm Pits Madonna is closer to one to one.
I wanna twist those lil dirty blonde hairs with my tongue.

JLo as Salinas is #1 tho. I wonder if JLo shaves the armpits?

There's no white girl on earf that can touch that.

Maybe Gwen Stefani in Underneath it all. The last shots in the video where she's blonde on blonde on blonde in a white room floating around.

Bams wife's alright too. I'd definitely hang with her. She doesn't look so much like a plain Jane ass white girl.

Be honest I'd rather be balls deep in Bam. I feel like it's more dangerous. Lol.
If I gagged him he'd be a little closer to my type.

-$$$$

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what a wild post
this one could put you on horny death row

Do they do last meals on horny death row? If so, I would be concerned for madonnas armpits right now

[pizzafliptofakie]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

[close]

I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

[close]

It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

I'd do anything just about to hold Let me take you on an escapade era Janet.

She was like Madonna x10 back then. Madonna with gold teef and short slick hairs was top Madonna tho.
Janet > only two of those Madonna.

Hairy Arm Pits Madonna is closer to one to one.
I wanna twist those lil dirty blonde hairs with my tongue.

JLo as Salinas is #1 tho. I wonder if JLo shaves the armpits?

There's no white girl on earf that can touch that.

Maybe Gwen Stefani in Underneath it all. The last shots in the video where she's blonde on blonde on blonde in a white room floating around.

Bams wife's alright too. I'd definitely hang with her. She doesn't look so much like a plain Jane ass white girl.

Be honest I'd rather be balls deep in Bam. I feel like it's more dangerous. Lol.
If I gagged him he'd be a little closer to my type.

-$$$$

plz stop i'm begging you

[Atiba Applebum]

His.  Name.  Is.  Gordon.  Shumway. 

[Malcolm Sex]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

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I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

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It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

[PalaceButtPlug]

This thread is making me hate Uncle Flea more than Beatrice, and Beatrice is the fucking worst.

[lurkluke]

Uncle Flea is the only good poster.

[who da thunk it]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

[close]

I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

[close]

It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

I'd do anything just about to hold Let me take you on an escapade era Janet.

She was like Madonna x10 back then. Madonna with gold teef and short slick hairs was top Madonna tho.
Janet > only two of those Madonna.

Hairy Arm Pits Madonna is closer to one to one.
I wanna twist those lil dirty blonde hairs with my tongue.

JLo as Salinas is #1 tho. I wonder if JLo shaves the armpits?

There's no white girl on earf that can touch that.

Maybe Gwen Stefani in Underneath it all. The last shots in the video where she's blonde on blonde on blonde in a white room floating around.

Bams wife's alright too. I'd definitely hang with her. She doesn't look so much like a plain Jane ass white girl.

Be honest I'd rather be balls deep in Bam. I feel like it's more dangerous. Lol.
If I gagged him he'd be a little closer to my type.

-$$$$

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plz stop i'm begging you

I've had uncle flea on ignore for a long time now. Dumb rambling zilch.

[Mongo Lloyd]

Damn, everyone gets on my back about saying Beatrice is cute, meanwhile UF is talking about getting his dick muddy.

[versacekid420]

Have not visited this thread for a while, how's everyone doing today?

in the dumps mentally but got off early and skating my favorite curb. Wby

[Banned from the room]

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Remember when Alf got to hold Janet Jackson's boobs. Man I was Jello. I fuckin love Janet Jackson. I wanna fuckin escapade

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I also briefly thought that was Alf holding her boobs and liked him more because of it.

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It wasn't her? Damn. I thought he was the luckiest dude on pt erf.

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Hell no. Wtf. My childhood is dashed upon the rocks.

[Banned from the room]

Damn y'all are bumming be out.

Non of that's heartfelt.

Except the disappointment about the Alf thing.