how do you imagine slap posters' voices?

[Arto!Arto!WakeUp!]

when i read 'uncle flea' posts the voice in my head morphs into a dreamy/laidback thing - sort of between the big lebowski and your typical 'manic pixie dream girl' character with a bit of vocal fry.

are there any posters you imagine as having a particular kind of voice?

[Frank]

never imagined voices, but shoutouts to @igrindtwinkies for having a pretty cool and manly bass going. it's a pleasure to listen to that man talk.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

In my head, everybody sounds like Mr. Bill.

[livin on a speyer]

Everyone is like Barry White.

[nitro89]

cross between gifted hater and sk8 wine.

[warmonke]

cross between gifted hater and sk8 wine.

You've just fuelled my next nightmare. Thanks.

[rawbertson.]

most i picture the voice of gifted hater

[oak leaf]

i was surprised the first time i found out some of yall are aussies so now i read lots of posts in oz accents

[goodatmeth]

I often imagine guys here as really old, possibly drunk and angry. Especially if people argue and get mad over opinions on brands or gear.

[lemonchicken91]

uhh I just read them all in my voice.

although I can see your idea of uncle flea, although I would think more aggressive but still chill, east coast if you know what im sayn

[warmonke]

I imagine most people communicating through grotesque, gurgling fart noises due to the amount of shit they chat clogging up their throats and inhibiting their speech, like Golgothan the shit demon in Dogma

[cky enthusiast]

i sound exactly like e-40

[PatrickSkateman]

I read it all in Patrick Mahomes’ voice.

I’d imagine different versions of falsetto otherwise.

[Ricky Vaughn]

I imagine all of SLAP to sound like my boy Valair from this vid

[Banned from the room]

when i read 'uncle flea' posts the voice in my head morphs into a dreamy/laidback thing - sort of between the big lebowski and your typical 'manic pixie dream girl' character with a bit of vocal fry.

are there any posters you imagine as having a particular kind of voice?

ha! i been compared with the dude as well as wavy gravy. also is vocal fry when you go high at the end? because thats exactly me.

lol gd.

[exlurker]

I picture a trucker hopping on the ham radio, saying his piece, but instead of wrapping up with "over" he quickly mumbles "freemaxb"

[Cuban_Lynx]

I often imagine guys here as really old, possibly drunk and angry. Especially if people argue and get mad over opinions on brands or gear.

I was on a few of the Slap Pals Zoom calls early in the pandemic and it was mostly fat, old, drunk guys. Not so angry, though.

[manysnakes]

You all sound like Ben Shapiro.

[doublesteveburger]

i have the voice of a little flute

[$$LESH]

i always think i’m speaking directly to jim greco in his glam phase whenever i see gray imp sausage metal

[mj23]

everyone who posts on a message board has a whiny nasal voice that sounds like gifted hater

scientific fact

[Gene_Harrogate]

i was surprised the first time i found out some of yall are aussies so now i read lots of posts in oz accents

I've said before that I would always read @mattyc posts in the voice of the narrator from Outback Steakhouse commercials.  Since he left I've attributed that to all the other Australians.

[Watson]

I imagine the voice of the inner monologue of RailChomper215.

[KGB]

[Johnny $witchblade]

I imagine half of slap talks and sounds like Sean Hayes in will and grace.the other half like the kids from the movie grind.

[MusclesMarinara]

I just read everyone's posts in the voice of Will Sasso's Kenny Rogers

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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I often imagine guys here as really old, possibly drunk and angry. Especially if people argue and get mad over opinions on brands or gear.

[close]

I was on a few of the Slap Pals Zoom calls early in the pandemic and it was mostly fat, old, drunk guys. Not so angry, though.

I definitely joined one of those zoom calls black out drunk

[BurgerCop]

To echo a few before me, I kinda hear Gifted Hater too.
I discovered this place and GH around the same time, it's been really...interesting...seeing this side of skateboarding.

 

[TastyBurrito]

To me, every Slap poster sounds like Rupert Everett.

[nevrwasben]

Charlie Brown’s teacher