Which pro skater would you want to get baptised by?

[warmonke]

Hosoi's been busy recruiting people for the God Squad but if you had to be baptised by a pro who would it be?

I'd pick Fred Gall dunking me in a vat of Heineken

[dannyprovolone]

Muska

[Bupstop]

“Pools are perfect for holding water, man.”

[Prostate Exam]

Which pro skater would you want to get circumcised by?

[cky enthusiast]

lennie kirk

[Jebediah]

nyjah, with the monster energy drink like that one dude's avatar. Leave my dick alone tho

[pizzafliptofakie]

Though I'm only loosely read up on religious scriptures, I'm pretty sure you go straight to hell if you get baptized by somebody in a fedora.

[Ricky Vaughn]

Lennie Kirk, but he better have his corn rows in or it isn't ~*~BLeSsEd~*~

[excitableboy]

Maybe a pagan dip in a ditch with John Fitzgerald. Or a rainy picnic with Creager.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

Though I'm only loosely read up on religious scriptures, I'm pretty sure you go straight to hell if you get baptized by somebody in a fedora.

Trust me, what would be revealed by removing that fedora is more of an affront to God than the collective sin of many nations.

[DaleSr]

Ray Barbee or Lance would probably be really nice about it and not make it about themselves like hosoi or sumner would

[Mongo_Pusher]

As someone who endured 20 years of religious education, I can confirm this.

Though I'm only loosely read up on religious scriptures, I'm pretty sure you go straight to hell if you get baptized by somebody in a fedora.

[BurgerCop]

MJ

[jorge]

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Though I'm only loosely read up on religious scriptures, I'm pretty sure you go straight to hell if you get baptized by somebody in a fedora.

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Trust me, what would be revealed by removing that fedora is more of an affront to God than the collective sin of many nations.

Someone needs to post footage of bald Hosoi.

[DERBY]

[whale]

lennie kirk

This is the way

[eranka]

Which pro skater would you want to get circumcised by?

probably someone with a lot of weed trimming experience

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

"ok, ok, ok, ooooowwwwwkay! We're in god's house. I used to live in an apartment right upstairs! Funny. Ha! He's a cool guy. Or neighbour. Whatever you want. Bit loud though ... but man, he had some good weed and pills, haha you know? Right? Some expensive louis loafers too. I used to steal those when I went out. Aaaaaaaaanyway... where was I? Fucking awesome that you all could make it. Baptising this little guy. Yeah yeah, the kids. All for the kids man..."

[I_Respect_Wood]

Which movie/serie is this from? I remember Dill and Templeton appearing in Netflix´s Love.

[warmonke]

Which pro skater would you want to get circumcised by?

Slash

[Beeda Weeda]

religion is stupid.

[DaleSr]

Dill would try and baptize you with one hand because he didn't want to put a cig out

[warmonke]

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Dill would try and baptize you with one hand because he didn't want to put a cig out

The real question is would he baptise you up- or down-river?

[Gene_Harrogate]

Sheckler to go for that born again vibe.

[IpathCats]

I came here to say Dill, and totally forgot about this.

you know he would say some wild shit. 

[yourbreakfsat]

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Which movie/serie is this from? I remember Dill and Templeton appearing in Netflix´s Love.

North Hollywood.

Don't waste your time with it, it's a bad movie.

[doublesteveburger]

matt hensely you stupid ass bitch

[Cthulhu!]

Nate Broussard

[Blind Fisherman]

Tom Penny, but it has to be psilocybin and red wine mixture.

[DaleSr]

matt hensely you stupid ass bitch

Thems fighting words about Vista