Philly vs New York

[Goodcurbs]

Gnarly! Philly skateboarders steal iconic bench from NYC’s Tompkins Square Park https://nypost.com/2022/09/03/philly-skateboarders-steal-bench-from-nycs-tompkins-square-park/. We were making jokes, like ‘What are they gonna do? Take a train down here and put it back on the train?'” Bergenfield said. “Those kids don’t know how to drive.”

[Murge]

This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

[KGB]

Gnarly man! What will happen next?! OMGOSH

[manysnakes]

I hope NYC skaters steal one of the benches from Municipal Plaza.

[cky enthusiast]

go birds

[PatrickSkateman]

I hope NYC skaters steal one of the benches from Municipal Plaza.

I don’t think most NYC skaters are accustomed to being
around such heavy marble benches in their native suburban North Jersey and Midwestern towns.

[Johnny $witchblade]

It's like an 80s teen movie haha sick

[HugeBodBoyle]

Yessssssss. Rivalriesssssss

[SATIVA HYBRID]

this shit is getting bizzare. I hope everybody keeps a level head and things don't get violent in any way, sometimes the heat of the moment can make people act crazy.

[spanyard]

Gnarly! Philly skateboarders steal iconic bench from NYC’s Tompkins Square Park https://nypost.com/2022/09/03/philly-skateboarders-steal-bench-from-nycs-tompkins-square-park/. We were making jokes, like ‘What are they gonna do? Take a train down here and put it back on the train?'” Bergenfield said. “Those kids don’t know how to drive.”

Already marked your ass 23 minute earlier in the photos/video section. You shriveled teste.

[Pete]

Is this real beef or just a joke like the bronze bump to bar that ended up on a US tour. Hopefully they aren’t actually beefing over a bench.
Unrelated: ny post and their instagram is next level braidndead for a company you wouldn’t expect to be so deep fried.




Free max b

[dr. radishh]

go birds

[friendly dave]

This is hilarious, and I'm all for it.

[white guy in a durag]

“That was our s—t first,” griped Naquan Rollings, 24, a skate videographer

Does anyone want to tell him?

[GumOnMyGrip]

Warriors, come out to plaaaayyyaaaay.

[DCLOVE]

Is this real beef or just a joke like the bronze bump to bar that ended up on a US tour. Hopefully they aren’t actually beefing over a bench.
Unrelated: ny post and their instagram is next level braidndead for a company you wouldn’t expect to be so deep fried.




Free max b

Pretty sure it’s fake cause it’s been in Philly for like a week. Panebianco posted a pic a few weeks ago I just assumed it was for another FA skate jam type deal

[HeavyAndExpensive]

Helen of Troy the Bench

[AitchBeeGayBuh]

Fly, eagles fly, on a road to victory.

[FuzzGNU]

This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

Yeah. Hope it gets more and more absurd while still keeping everything light-hearted and good vibes. Would be something really dumb to take too seriously, but hilarious if people take it just seriously enough to keep it going.

I want the GX guys to somehow get the Cali one to San Francisco and do some hillbomb lines with it.

[Rasmus]

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This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

[close]

Yeah. Hope it gets more and more absurd while still keeping everything light-hearted and good vibes. Would be something really dumb to take too seriously, but hilarious if people take it just seriously enough to keep it going.

I want the GX guys to somehow get the Cali one to San Francisco and do some hillbomb lines with it.

I'd love to see it disappear and then turn up for the Dime contest or CPH open

[FuzzGNU]

We were making jokes, like ‘What are they gonna do? Take a train down here and put it back on the train?'” Bergenfield said. “Those kids don’t know how to drive.”

Man, I kind of want some skaters to bring it in a NYC subway train to fulfill the joke... But I also know how THAT level of stupid is how we lose the bench to the cops. Gotta strike that balance.

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This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

[close]

Yeah. Hope it gets more and more absurd while still keeping everything light-hearted and good vibes. Would be something really dumb to take too seriously, but hilarious if people take it just seriously enough to keep it going.

I want the GX guys to somehow get the Cali one to San Francisco and do some hillbomb lines with it.

[close]

I'd love to see it disappear and then turn up for the Dime contest or CPH open

It's truly what skateboarding deserves... But what we will get is some lame corporate sponsored event.

"Welcome to the Dew Tour - Bench Bop at the Beach, sponsored by... Cariuma... Wendy's... And The United States Marines".

That last one isn't a joke. The military sponsors the Dew Tour in 2022.

[manysnakes]

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This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

[close]

Yeah. Hope it gets more and more absurd while still keeping everything light-hearted and good vibes. Would be something really dumb to take too seriously, but hilarious if people take it just seriously enough to keep it going.

I want the GX guys to somehow get the Cali one to San Francisco and do some hillbomb lines with it.

[close]

I'd love to see it disappear and then turn up for the Dime contest or CPH open

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's gotta cross an ocean now.

[sluggers]

Back it one thousand percent.

Skateboarding needs more of this. Skateboarding is fun, why so serious.?

[Ricky Vaughn]

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We were making jokes, like ‘What are they gonna do? Take a train down here and put it back on the train?'” Bergenfield said. “Those kids don’t know how to drive.”

[close]

Man, I kind of want some skaters to bring it in a NYC subway train to fulfill the joke... But I also know how THAT level of stupid is how we lose the bench to the cops. Gotta strike that balance.

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This is tight.

Now I want a camp across the lake type summer feel good movie about skateboarders stealing benches from one state to another.

[close]

Yeah. Hope it gets more and more absurd while still keeping everything light-hearted and good vibes. Would be something really dumb to take too seriously, but hilarious if people take it just seriously enough to keep it going.

I want the GX guys to somehow get the Cali one to San Francisco and do some hillbomb lines with it.

[close]

I'd love to see it disappear and then turn up for the Dime contest or CPH open

[close]

It's truly what skateboarding deserves... But what we will get is some lame corporate sponsored event.

"Welcome to the Dew Tour - Bench Bop at the Beach, sponsored by... Cariuma... Wendy's... And The United States Marines".

That last one isn't a joke. The military sponsors the Dew Tour in 2022.

My favorite core corps event

[EXTRA SPICY]

Oh hell yes. Skateboarding needs more of this.


I’m a registered member of West Coast excellence, but in this moment I must stand with The Philly Bench Pillagers. The only team!

Plus Philadelphia has always produced better skateboarding, let’s be honest. For the sake of science allowing for exceptions, I’ll plug Tyshawn into the role making NY sparkle.

[Banned from the room]

Last time I was in NYC no one would talk to me except these two guys from like CT. I was thinking that maybe it was all the Nazis and lame ass bikers who came out to see Madball and shit. What the fuck happened to nyhc. That shit would NEVER EVER HAPPEN IN BOSTON.

I definitely could tell no locals wanted to talk to me at all. They broke eye contact and threw down every time I got close.

I mean wtf tho. NYHC welcomes patch wearing scum and NYC skateboarding finally looks just like me and no Fleas get love.

I was bummed af. I'm pretty sure some kook pored something chemical af into my water too. I had horrible folliculitis and new ruined vans "skate eras" on that ruined my pinky toe.



 I taught the hair head from CT how to tre flip. He said he'd been trying it for like years. Got it almost first try. After I showed him the toe off tail method.

While I was tripping on whatever I drank I saw the best looking skater I've ever seen in my life. Handsome boy was Tall dark and handsome. Head tattoos and shit. Rocking vans mini hounds tooth chef pants and a wife beater. 

Make that mofo pro yesterday. That's what skating should look like.

Something tells me he is on my old trip. Having your name on product is some kook shit.


But yeah ny should not have the bench until they gulag all their 1%ers.

[Banned from the room]

Also I'll be back soon af. I want love to be waiting for me.

If you see me pal you best say hi

[Skatetron580]

NYC May have been cool once but today that s*** is all fashion models and sex people... it is the epicenter of fascist chic... The m*********** is there have to debate whether to post a clip their instagram or their only fans

[manysnakes]

I hate sex people too, man!

[Banned from the room]

I don't have enough time in Philly. Almost every time I'm in PA I'm like in Allentown or just passing though for an HR or two. It's been like over 15 years since I've been.