Well where I grew up it was tradition to lose your virginity behind some bushes after getting shitfaced at the age of 13-14 in a very rural handball stadium.
I can't really figure out, whether it would have been better if we had some sort of social pornstar Security to take care of it.
Personally I lost it to the sound of John Mayer, which I'm not ashamed of, but I really have a hard time figuring out what teenage me was thinking.