Author Topic: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?  (Read 40407 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Kenny Logins

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 13
  • Rep: -15
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2022, 07:14:54 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
what ever tick or blinking issue he has is really annoying to me.
also just how powell-y he is.
[close]

That's the one single thing about him you're a kook for criticizing, since it's an actual condition he can't do anything about. And I'm not talking about powell
[close]
its really hard to want to watch him when his face is the most central thing of all his videos. whatever im an asshole.
That’s all I’m sayin’. Plus other stuff.

Kenny Logins

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 13
  • Rep: -15
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #61 on: December 17, 2022, 07:17:55 PM »
despite the YouTube skater stigma, Dan Corrigan is a genuinely nice person and you should feel bad about making this thread unless you are in fact Dan Corrigan. In which case, Hi Dan.
Hey guys! It is in fact me, Dan. I made this thread because even I hate me.

Underpressureflips

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 255
  • Rep: 41
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2022, 07:22:35 PM »
Expand Quote
despite the YouTube skater stigma, Dan Corrigan is a genuinely nice person and you should feel bad about making this thread unless you are in fact Dan Corrigan. In which case, Hi Dan.
[close]
Hey guys! It is in fact me, Dan. I made this thread because even I hate me.

You should hit up manscaped. They would totally sponsor you.

Sketch Hitchcock

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 698
  • Rep: 167
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #63 on: December 17, 2022, 07:32:21 PM »
We’re all gonna get digital subpoenas if and when this Dan fella self harms.

biaherl

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 972
  • Rep: 264
    • Why So Sad avatar image
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #64 on: December 17, 2022, 09:21:34 PM »

Natas Fauxas

  • Guest
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2022, 09:42:28 PM »
We’re all gonna get digital subpoenas if and when this Dan fella self harms.
He made a video saying that he had a meeting with George Powell and he gave up a chance to be pro and have a board because he thought others on the roster deserved it more. Legit I kinda backed him for that. 

FuzzGNU

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 894
  • Rep: 194
  • The Spectre Haunting SLAP
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #66 on: December 18, 2022, 04:30:52 AM »
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.
Skateboarding is the ultimate challenge.

69woodpusher69

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 80
  • Rep: 3
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #67 on: December 18, 2022, 08:29:03 AM »
yeah I don't get some of the hate, but I do stand by my comment that the fella could clean himself

Punished Skateboards

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 583
  • Rep: 61
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #68 on: December 18, 2022, 08:44:20 AM »
It’s because he had a terrible take on Carumbas



Then GH destroyed him



Then Dan doubled down on his terrible take



So yeah don’t care about the teeth but this yes

switchfrontshuv

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 433
  • Rep: 48
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #69 on: December 18, 2022, 11:12:28 AM »
he is skateboardings peon

modern life is war

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1338
  • Rep: -618
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #70 on: December 18, 2022, 06:56:05 PM »
It’s because he had a terrible take on Carumbas



Then GH destroyed him



Then Dan doubled down on his terrible take



So yeah don’t care about the teeth but this yes

Why did gifted hater even give a shit about what dan corrigan thinks about last resort lmao
You’re a Florida native, aren’t you?

Pat Eisenhauer

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
  • Rep: 22
    • Going Home Again avatar image
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2022, 07:27:26 PM »
Can we rank the characters in the Corrigan Expanded Universe?

That handsome guy is the best.
That older bald/tattoo guy (who was a youtuber before Dan I think?) is okay.  He always seems kind of angry about having to be a part of that circus.
The cut-rate emo version of Kevin Staab is the worst.

passtheish

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 171
  • Rep: 6
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2022, 07:34:17 PM »
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.

what about the weird age gap with him and hailey?

radcunt

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3907
  • Rep: 497
    • FARTPISS DOGCUM avatar image
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2022, 08:11:41 PM »
His face looks like he's 22 but smoked since 3

Sativa Lung

  • Trade Count: (+11)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3638
  • Rep: 851
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2022, 08:21:25 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
i actually feel sorry for him for whatever issue with his teeth that he has, there is a huge social stigma against having fucked up teeth in the usa and he's probably not making enough money from his powell sponsorship and youtube vids to cover getting them fixed
[close]

He could go the influencer way and do a gofundme to travel to a cheap country and do a tour vid and fix his teeth
[close]
Andy Roy is cool and he has fucked up teeth
[close]

Bro got veneers years ago

Snuggle bandit has implant supported bridges. Veneers don't do anything when the teeth are missing.

modern life is war

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1338
  • Rep: -618
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2022, 08:43:54 PM »
Expand Quote
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.
[close]

what about the weird age gap with him and hailey?

they're both adults.
You’re a Florida native, aren’t you?

passtheish

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 171
  • Rep: 6
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2022, 10:52:15 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.
[close]

what about the weird age gap with him and hailey?
[close]

they're both adults.
found the Cody McEntire fan

Tight Pants Big Wheels

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 35
  • Rep: -8
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2022, 06:01:00 AM »
Criticizing someone's views or actions is one thing, and critiquing their skating seems fair game if they put it out there for consumption, but talking shit about teeth and twitches is just petty.

Theme For A Jackal

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1889
  • Rep: 104
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2022, 06:13:04 AM »
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.

That's the thing, he seems like a really nice guy at first and talks about struggles with mental health but then the more you watch you realize he's kind of a weasel and doesn't apply this mentality to things outside himself

Theme For A Jackal

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1889
  • Rep: 104
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2022, 06:14:02 AM »
Expand Quote
It’s because he had a terrible take on Carumbas



Then GH destroyed him



Then Dan doubled down on his terrible take



So yeah don’t care about the teeth but this yes
[close]

Why did gifted hater even give a shit about what dan corrigan thinks about last resort lmao

Because he makes a living from discussing skateboarding drama and this is easy content... GH gets shoes from Last Restort and likes them so it's probably pretty hard to bite your tongue when Corrigan says Cariuma's are objectively the best and anyone that hates on them is just being an asshole. Do we really need to link y'all to the 'I get the hate for Cariuma' thread?

skunty

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 462
  • Rep: 73
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2022, 07:14:43 AM »
I'd never heard of this guy or that George P fellow until the Gifted Hater came along.

they are heavily recommended by the algorithm so I was sucked into the orbit but when I got bored and annoyed of the vids I stopped watching them and lo and behold they stopped being recommended to me. gotta be careful what you click on these days you could find yourself with an accidental new parasocial frenemy

Kombuch-A-Holic

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1105
  • Rep: 127
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2022, 07:16:15 AM »
He never shuts up his dumbass mouth and stops filming his dumbass face.


Wouldn't know. Why do you keep watching his shit?

FuzzGNU

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 894
  • Rep: 194
  • The Spectre Haunting SLAP
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #82 on: December 19, 2022, 07:33:03 AM »
Expand Quote
I'd never heard of this guy or that George P fellow until the Gifted Hater came along.
[close]

they are heavily recommended by the algorithm so I was sucked into the orbit but when I got bored and annoyed of the vids I stopped watching them and lo and behold they stopped being recommended to me. gotta be careful what you click on these days you could find yourself with an accidental new parasocial frenemy

(Unrelated to either of those guys)

Reminds me of how YouTube has a tendency to direct you towards Nazis.

Fresh device on a fresh IP address with no account? You watch socialist YouTubers? Alright let's autoplay The Hill... Followed by Tucker Carlson! Oh wow Tucker Carlson autoplayed for you? What are the odds?! Must mean you really like Tucker Carlson. We are going to plaster the app with Tucker Carlson videos and autoplay them after every other video now.

Aww what the heck let's give you some weird openly racist white supremacist vlog since you like Tucker so much!

I've seen this happen to three different people. Minus the vlog, I only saw that happen once.

I turn autoplay off for that very reason, but I'm curious what type of autoplays you guys all get in regards to skateboard content.
Skateboarding is the ultimate challenge.

skunty

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 462
  • Rep: 73
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #83 on: December 19, 2022, 07:38:33 AM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
I'd never heard of this guy or that George P fellow until the Gifted Hater came along.
[close]

they are heavily recommended by the algorithm so I was sucked into the orbit but when I got bored and annoyed of the vids I stopped watching them and lo and behold they stopped being recommended to me. gotta be careful what you click on these days you could find yourself with an accidental new parasocial frenemy
[close]

(Unrelated to either of those guys)

Reminds me of how YouTube has a tendency to direct you towards Nazis.

Fresh device on a fresh IP address with no account? You watch socialist YouTubers? Alright let's autoplay The Hill... Followed by Tucker Carlson! Oh wow Tucker Carlson autoplayed for you? What are the odds?! Must mean you really like Tucker Carlson. We are going to plaster the app with Tucker Carlson videos and autoplay them after every other video now.

Aww what the heck let's give you some weird openly racist white supremacist vlog since you like Tucker so much!

I've seen this happen to three different people. Minus the vlog, I only saw that happen once.

I turn autoplay off for that very reason, but I'm curious what type of autoplays you guys all get in regards to skateboard content.

pro tip - watch everything video that ends up in quartersnacks top 10 each week and you'll get looped into cool underground skate vid algo

FuzzGNU

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 894
  • Rep: 194
  • The Spectre Haunting SLAP
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #84 on: December 19, 2022, 07:45:09 AM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
I'd never heard of this guy or that George P fellow until the Gifted Hater came along.
[close]

they are heavily recommended by the algorithm so I was sucked into the orbit but when I got bored and annoyed of the vids I stopped watching them and lo and behold they stopped being recommended to me. gotta be careful what you click on these days you could find yourself with an accidental new parasocial frenemy
[close]

(Unrelated to either of those guys)

Reminds me of how YouTube has a tendency to direct you towards Nazis.

Fresh device on a fresh IP address with no account? You watch socialist YouTubers? Alright let's autoplay The Hill... Followed by Tucker Carlson! Oh wow Tucker Carlson autoplayed for you? What are the odds?! Must mean you really like Tucker Carlson. We are going to plaster the app with Tucker Carlson videos and autoplay them after every other video now.

Aww what the heck let's give you some weird openly racist white supremacist vlog since you like Tucker so much!

I've seen this happen to three different people. Minus the vlog, I only saw that happen once.

I turn autoplay off for that very reason, but I'm curious what type of autoplays you guys all get in regards to skateboard content.
[close]

pro tip - watch everything video that ends up in quartersnacks top 10 each week and you'll get looped into cool underground skate vid algo

That sounds real nice.

I turned off view history, so the algo mainly gets fed videos I "like" and I basically already do that with QS too.

On my front page I often get some really solid weird small skate videos with only 1k-4k views uploaded 3-4 hours ago. Kind of wild and cool when YouTube does that. An autoplay loop of those would be pretty sick now that you mention it. I might give that a go while working. Thanks for the idea!

Side tangent... Some notables I've gotten were some random shredders from Philippines (over emo music) as well as a fun homies video from Ireland. Not sure how YouTube decided to feed those to me, but no regrets! Really cool videos!
Skateboarding is the ultimate challenge.

ok boomer

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4863
  • Rep: 1029
  • Gnar Kook
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #85 on: December 19, 2022, 07:50:26 AM »
maybe he's born with it?
maybe its Maybelline

SatanicPanic

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2843
  • Rep: 210
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #86 on: December 19, 2022, 08:07:28 AM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.
[close]

what about the weird age gap with him and hailey?
[close]

they're both adults.
He’s like 30 and she’s like 23, that’s not even a half cab

Ricky Vaughn

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 760
  • Rep: 265
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #87 on: December 19, 2022, 08:08:31 AM »
That's like a cut off full cab with some duct tape
Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
Life Hell Tough shit
I’m the bic motherfucker

Streebo

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 124
  • Rep: -31
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #88 on: December 19, 2022, 11:00:48 AM »
Maybe…just maybe… he would disappear and go away. I’m pretty sure he loves the attention regardless if its positive or negative.

Newphone

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1451
  • Rep: -513
Re: Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?
« Reply #89 on: December 19, 2022, 11:07:23 AM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Damn, this thread sucks. It's not funny, constructive, or clever. Just mean in uncreative ways.

Guy doesn't deserve this. There's plenty of rapists, racists, transphobes, and wage theft perpetrators in skateboarding to go off on. Keep shit in proportion.

From what I've seen he seems like a nice guy. I remember he made a video specifically about mental health struggles, which I respect and appreciate.

We're all forum dwelling weirdos with our own mental health issues here. Have some empathy. Imagine people making a thread like this about you unprovoked for being yourself.
[close]

what about the weird age gap with him and hailey?
[close]

they're both adults.
[close]
He’s like 30 and she’s like 23, that’s not even a half cab

I think he’s mid thirties.  A guy like Dan is not gonna be appealing to some adult lady, with a car/ house/ job/ hygiene routine.