A boy in the Big Brother program I volunteer at was getting picked on by some other kids, getting called a dork, so I brought him outside for a pep talk.
ME: I used to be a huge dork. Kids would tease me, throw things at me, I had a flat top, played with action figures, wore Stussy -- and this was before Stussy became a trendy boutique brand, back when they had the 8-Ball logo.
BOY: 8-Ball?
ME: Yeah, you know, the 8-Ball logo, they were running that plus the capital "S" with the little crown on it, one of its points bent, dangling to the side, remember that?
BOY: ...I'm thirteen.