Author Topic: Which pro skater has the biggest dick? (Read 5681 times)

Yonnycage · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2022, 11:37:43 AM »

We need a Boanr ranking for this

Mongo Lloyd · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2022, 11:54:53 AM »

I bet Tiago has a sizable ham candle.

sometimeperhaps · « **Reply #32 on:** December 30, 2022, 11:55:51 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Flea on December 30, 2022, 06:11:28 AM

I'm voting all small or else everyone would be doing porn and not skating

I dunno, male porn might be one job that pays worse than skating.

work_lurker · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2022, 12:20:43 PM »

Didn't Kelly Hart's ex-girlfriend put him on blast for having a huge dick after they broke up?

Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2022, 12:22:50 PM »

Quote from: work_lurker on December 30, 2022, 12:20:43 PM

Didn't Kelly Hart's ex-girlfriend put him on blast for having a huge dick after they broke up?

I hate it when ex's do this...I always have set my profile to private and change the #

Watson · « **Reply #35 on:** December 30, 2022, 12:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Sizzle on December 29, 2022, 09:58:54 PM

Greco has a hammer right? I feel like he’s just a shower but not crazy well endowed, that would be so Greco

Did someone say shower? You know who the fuck this thread is about.

devils acrobat · « **Reply #36 on:** December 30, 2022, 02:11:28 PM »

[email protected]

GrayCellGreen · « **Reply #37 on:** December 30, 2022, 02:17:11 PM »

Quote from: devils acrobat on December 30, 2022, 02:11:28 PM

[email protected]

She's not a pro skateboarder, but damn, Greta sure is packing right now.

On a different note, I would put money on Jacopo having a massive hog.

versacekid420 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 30, 2022, 06:30:35 PM »

Idk about pros but i absolutely hate the burden of shutting my shit in the door when I get in the car

Natas Fauxas · « **Reply #39 on:** December 30, 2022, 06:53:21 PM »

Quote from: versacekid420 on December 30, 2022, 06:30:35 PM

Idk about pros but i absolutely hate the burden of shutting my shit in the door when I get in the car

You aint lying. Sup log dong?

gripittoripit · « **Reply #40 on:** December 30, 2022, 07:15:12 PM »

Candied cigarettes · « **Reply #41 on:** December 30, 2022, 07:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Puddy Smally on December 30, 2022, 11:54:53 AM

I bet Tiago has a sizable ham candle.

This made me laugh so much

MusclesMarinara · « **Reply #42 on:** December 30, 2022, 10:37:06 PM »

Been avoiding this thread but I had to take a.look and now I feel like TJ from Deuce Bigalow

funeral_tuxedo · « **Reply #43 on:** December 30, 2022, 10:57:49 PM »

Quote from: CrimsonGhost on December 30, 2022, 10:37:06 PM

Been avoiding this thread but I had to take a.look and now I feel like TJ from Deuce Bigalow

The best part of that movie was when TJ was so psyched to eat toilet wetted food.

Chris Pontius used to wrap his dick around his wrist like a watch and ask his friends to guess what time it was.

baggy spandex · « **Reply #44 on:** December 30, 2022, 11:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on December 30, 2022, 06:01:35 AM

Quote from: HiResDes on December 30, 2022, 05:43:17 AM
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I'm going with Brian Anderson because he's tall and I also read somewhere that nose size has a higher correlation to dick size than shoe size, so yeah
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Frank Gerwer must be packing heat

Grimple’s Dix

offkilter · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2022, 12:11:48 AM »

The answer to this question is probably someone very random, Mickey Papa could have the biggest dick in skateboarding.

Baglady · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2022, 04:50:46 AM »

Word on the street in San Antonio is that figgy has a forearm down there

Lowcalcium · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2022, 05:58:33 AM »

My guess is Hosoi, the dude did a lot banging in the 80’s. But maybe that was just the substances

håkanhellström · « **Reply #48 on:** December 31, 2022, 07:49:45 AM »

Billy trick. I seen his weenie and it was huge. Like really.

håkanhellström · « **Reply #49 on:** December 31, 2022, 07:50:17 AM »

Quote from: håkanhellström on December 31, 2022, 07:49:45 AM

Billy trick. I seen his weenie and it was huge. Like really. Edit:he is not pro tho but still, it was big.

Bryanferry · « **Reply #50 on:** December 31, 2022, 08:30:46 AM »

Rodney Mullen aka the girthfather

EllingtonBigspin · « **Reply #51 on:** December 31, 2022, 06:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Baglady on December 31, 2022, 04:50:46 AM

Word on the street in San Antonio is that figgy has a forearm down there

Figgy has that Sasquatch schlong?

Banned from the room · « **Reply #52 on:** December 31, 2022, 06:54:54 PM »

I feel like it's probably some here and gone who figured out they like fucking more than skating.

I'm willing to bet pro skating is running rampant with Irish Curse. Nbds are powered by millions of gallons of sexual frustration.

S. · « **Reply #53 on:** January 01, 2023, 01:47:16 AM »

Andy Anderson (his real name! Not his porn name!!!). I have heard his dick shaped pro model for Powell was true to size. 9 inches WIDE!

Donny_filmz · « **Reply #54 on:** January 02, 2023, 08:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Yonnycage on December 30, 2022, 11:37:43 AM

We need a Boanr ranking for this

I fucked around with this suicide girl model for a minute who fucked a lot of pro skaters, figgy, riley, chris troy, jack curtain just to name a few. (Found that out after) Apparently figgy has a HAWG on him.

WorldsbestWeedsm0ker · « **Reply #55 on:** January 02, 2023, 10:38:21 PM »

Jeff dechaser

KGB · « **Reply #56 on:** January 03, 2023, 05:44:34 AM »

Wee-Man

landedprimo · « **Reply #57 on:** January 03, 2023, 05:53:49 AM »

Chris Joslin probably has a forked dick.

coyote2425 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 03, 2023, 12:38:07 PM »

J Casanova be wearing Magnums, no?

skate_or_dingus · « **Reply #59 on:** January 03, 2023, 01:02:22 PM »

Vov but it's got a loop in it.

Author Topic: Which pro skater has the biggest dick? (Read 5681 times)

Natas Fauxas

baggy spandex

Banned from the room