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HOT LITTLE TAKES
« on: January 13, 2023, 09:36:33 PM »
This is where you maybe had a thought that wasn’t relevant enough for a new topic, but you still wanna ask the question/make the statement.

It’s hot little takes.

My ones is Alex Olson’s cool guy NY legacy was irretrievably tarnished by being disavowed by the NY cool guys when they started Limosine.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2023, 10:11:44 PM »
I don’t know, maybe Burnett is worth it.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2023, 10:59:18 PM »
Isn't this just the unpopular opinions thread basically?

Or a crummier derivative version at best.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2023, 11:45:59 PM »
If Tyler Surrey and Joey Brezinski made a child he would be named Walker Ryan

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2023, 06:19:32 AM »
should be LITTLE HOT TAKES, thats all i have to contribute to this post

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2023, 06:27:39 AM »
should be LITTLE HOT TAKES, thats all i have to contribute to this post

Only if it turns into a mountain pie maker recipe thread

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2023, 06:33:46 AM »
Hot take: this thread is cool
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2023, 07:11:48 AM »
He means hot takes about little things.  Here’s mine:

I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2023, 07:14:10 AM »
It’s okay for cats to have a lil salami, but only as a treat

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2023, 07:33:06 AM »
Little wheels on hot pavement takes me back

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2023, 07:41:50 AM »
walkers part  > tj part

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2023, 07:47:58 AM »
I used to joke about having a micropenis/tiny penis with girls I was going to hook up with. I figured it was funny while also making me look kind of cool and secure, and then they would be pleasantly surprised that I didn’t have a micropenis. Underpromise to overdeliver scenario. I stopped the third time I heard “your penis isn’t THAT small” that shit hurt my heart

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2023, 08:03:45 AM »
should be LITTLE HOT TAKES, thats all i have to contribute to this post


48 mm lil smokie takes

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2023, 08:53:45 AM »
I used to joke about having a micropenis/tiny penis with girls I was going to hook up with. I figured it was funny while also making me look kind of cool and secure, and then they would be pleasantly surprised that I didn’t have a micropenis. Underpromise to overdeliver scenario. I stopped the third time I heard “your penis isn’t THAT small” that shit hurt my heart

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2023, 10:07:24 AM »
It wasn't boulala's fault





Just kidding
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2023, 10:11:11 AM »
Tiago is unoriginal
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2023, 10:16:03 AM »
If Walker put out his part in Nov/Dec he would have been in the running for SOTY

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2023, 10:30:49 AM »
grown men in baggy pants…didn’t we all grew up?
It was cool in the 90s and early 2000s..and I get it when kids do it these days…but seeing someone in his 30s or older wearing these…i actually feel sorry for them

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2023, 11:07:22 AM »
grown men in baggy pants…didn’t we all grew up?
It was cool in the 90s and early 2000s..and I get it when kids do it these days…but seeing someone in his 30s or older wearing these…i actually feel sorry for them

what do you wear?
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2023, 11:16:01 AM »
grown men in baggy pants…didn’t we all grew up?
It was cool in the 90s and early 2000s..and I get it when kids do it these days…but seeing someone in his 30s or older wearing these…i actually feel sorry for them

Says the grown man with some half naked girl with her ass showing as his avatar.
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2023, 11:22:17 AM »
He means hot takes about little things.  Here’s mine:

I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2023, 11:24:00 AM »
didn’t we all grew up?
sir there’s literally a negative relationship between how good you are at skating and your emotional maturity

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2023, 11:34:55 AM »
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didn’t we all grew up?
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sir there’s literally a negative relationship between how good you are at skating and your emotional maturity

I read that to the beat of Brave Captain.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2023, 11:37:21 AM »
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grown men in baggy pants…didn’t we all grew up?
It was cool in the 90s and early 2000s..and I get it when kids do it these days…but seeing someone in his 30s or older wearing these…i actually feel sorry for them
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Says the grown man with some half naked girl with her ass showing as his avatar.

I think his avatar is kinda sick but it might confirm my idea that grown men who wear skinny jeans are all sex pests
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2023, 11:41:13 AM »


Hot little takes! Not hot little cakes!!!

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2023, 11:41:18 AM »
grown men in baggy pants…didn’t we all grew up?
It was cool in the 90s and early 2000s..and I get it when kids do it these days…but seeing someone in his 30s or older wearing these…i actually feel sorry for them


dude you look just as bad in your goofy dad fits or your skinny jeans. get real homie it's all subjective

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2023, 11:46:05 AM »
95% of all contemporary NYC skateboarding is a huge boring circlejerk

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2023, 11:46:31 AM »
Shit ground does not bother me.

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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2023, 11:56:57 AM »
Wtf is going on in this thread?
I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.
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Re: HOT LITTLE TAKES
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2023, 12:00:11 PM »
He means hot takes about little things.  Here’s mine:

I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.

Haha
I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.
The streets await