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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2520 on: September 04, 2023, 01:20:05 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2521 on: September 04, 2023, 01:37:57 PM »
Panera bread is terrible in NJ. The dining room is always filthy and they are usually out of Soufflés for breakfast. I’ve been to Panera bread in PA and GA and they were clean and the food was fresh.

Also, you gotta clean the seat with a soapy paper towel before you put the seat cover down. Leave it slightly damp so the cover doesn’t slide away when you sit down.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2522 on: September 04, 2023, 01:40:48 PM »
dude def works at panera bread

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2523 on: September 04, 2023, 01:43:18 PM »
slap has about 5 years of life left if were going at the current rate of shrinking number of posters

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2524 on: September 04, 2023, 01:47:33 PM »
Defending Panera bread is funny, shitty muffins and shit and horrible coffee

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2525 on: September 04, 2023, 01:48:31 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2526 on: September 04, 2023, 01:58:42 PM »
I wish my picture of that sad ass egg croissant sandwich would upload. The vibe of Panera is cool and the free refills are nice but fuck. The food is just like an MRE.
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2527 on: September 04, 2023, 06:45:00 PM »
Panera bread is terrible in NJ. The dining room is always filthy and they are usually out of Soufflés for breakfast.
Listen man with all due respect you’re a fucking deranged lunatic for ordering a soufflé from Panera bread

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2528 on: September 04, 2023, 07:06:11 PM »
Bronze is pretty corny. All the footage is pretty underwhelming, the whole thing is like New York skating but the team is all long haired dad hat white dudes, the aesthetic is played out, their Instagram is annoying, just corny all around. I got one of their $10 hats and it’s the best hat I’ve ever had though, really want to try some of their jeans too

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2529 on: September 04, 2023, 09:23:49 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
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I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Nothing. The flush and the shit mist it creates is the real worry. That’s how you get sick.
This sounds like an urban legend

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2530 on: September 04, 2023, 11:21:06 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
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I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Nothing. The flush and the shit mist it creates is the real worry. That’s how you get sick.
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This sounds like an urban legend

 What a crock of shit mist.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2531 on: September 04, 2023, 11:36:12 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
[close]
I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Nothing. The flush and the shit mist it creates is the real worry. That’s how you get sick.
Smell that Randy Bobandy? Shit mists.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2532 on: September 05, 2023, 02:31:51 PM »
No idea if it's actually unpopular but suski grind > bs tail.
Or more general, I think I always prefer the closest grind version over a slide.
And if it's the harder grind version, like overturning the slide, my head explodes.
Is there a name for when you overturn a noseblunt into a switch salad?

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2533 on: September 05, 2023, 04:09:12 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
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Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
[close]
I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?
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Nothing. The flush and the shit mist it creates is the real worry. That’s how you get sick.
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This sounds like an urban legend

fun fact: i inquired about this when i was in a hospital recently because I noticed they dont even have lids on the toilets in this hospital, (supposed to be a sterile environment?) ... since seeing that I've decided its all bs.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2534 on: September 05, 2023, 04:28:03 PM »
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All of you hating on Panera’s food are probably the same people who go straight ass to seat in public restrooms.
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I bet you hover and pee all over the seats
[close]
Came close once during a photo finish, but I built the fort in time. 😮‍💨
[close]
I just sit down. What’s the worst that can happen?
[close]
Nothing. The flush and the shit mist it creates is the real worry. That’s how you get sick.
[close]
This sounds like an urban legend
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fun fact: i inquired about this when i was in a hospital recently because I noticed they dont even have lids on the toilets in this hospital, (supposed to be a sterile environment?) ... since seeing that I've decided its all bs.
If it was a real concern people would have demanded better toilets decades ago. I will wipe the seat if it’s visibly dirty but that’s it. People who insist on paper seat covers and hovering are just making a mess.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2535 on: September 05, 2023, 04:49:50 PM »
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slap has about 5 years of life left if were going at the current rate of shrinking number of posters
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6 months if we’re luckier

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2536 on: September 07, 2023, 09:06:01 AM »
swongo will trend heavily in upcoming SOTY blitz, big comeback year in 2024

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2537 on: September 07, 2023, 11:42:27 PM »


I have no idea why Quartersnacks always puts this in the IG stories and I don’t understand the reference or why it’s worthy.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2538 on: September 08, 2023, 06:00:27 AM »


I have no idea why Quartersnacks always puts this in the IG stories and I don’t understand the reference or why it’s worthy.
It’s a meme brah. Will Marshal

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2539 on: September 08, 2023, 06:23:17 AM »
the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2540 on: September 08, 2023, 08:20:05 AM »
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I have no idea why Quartersnacks always puts this in the IG stories and I don’t understand the reference or why it’s worthy.
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It’s a meme brah. Will Marshal

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2541 on: September 08, 2023, 08:26:30 AM »
the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny

The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2542 on: September 08, 2023, 09:36:49 AM »
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the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny
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The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.

somewhere on the planet right now there's a Bilderberg elite sitting on the toilet spamming the group chat with flame and gas emojis in response a video of george w bush doing the buffalo bill dance at the moloch effigy ceremony last night

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2543 on: September 08, 2023, 09:45:30 AM »
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the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny
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The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.
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somewhere on the planet right now there's a Bilderberg elite sitting on the toilet spamming the group chat with flame and gas emojis in response a video of george w bush doing the buffalo bill dance at the moloch effigy ceremony last night

No doubt planning tonight's orgy at the compound of whoever they got to replace Epstein.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2544 on: September 08, 2023, 11:12:53 AM »
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the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny
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The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.



Based on this I'd imagine it's not unlike some group chats I'm in
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2545 on: September 08, 2023, 12:29:29 PM »
I hate the way Dylan Jaeb lands every single trick with his head cocked with that look on his face. It's literally fuckin every clip.  But he's super good and still enjoy his skating

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2546 on: September 08, 2023, 04:29:06 PM »
I hate the way Dylan Jaeb lands every single trick with his head cocked with that look on his face. It's literally fuckin every clip.  But he's super good and still enjoy his skating

Screenshot the look

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2547 on: September 08, 2023, 07:15:53 PM »
Krook3d goes harder than L.S.D.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2548 on: September 08, 2023, 08:45:02 PM »
Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2549 on: September 09, 2023, 07:16:51 AM »
Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol

I'm not sure this is unpopular