Fucking Awesome selling drug plates

[PatrickSkateman]

Cokeheads are the worst people to be around and it’s all cut with fentanyl now. Better to stay away.

Have we not learned from Phelps and Grosso?

[WoodRat]

Am I suprised? No
Do I care? No

[beautifulcannolis]

Eh it looks more like a candy dish with an edgy graphic than a “coke plate”. Like you could barely cut good lines on that thing. Not nearly enough flat space for lines. If they really wanted to get the kids into cocaine, they would’ve made a mirror with that graphic on it and gold foil edges.

And if this really concerns you, just wait til you hear about the people who actually sell cocaine!

Yeah man drug dealers exist I’m not sure your point though?

FA has a fan base that is majority teens. Posting a drug plate on their insta and selling it is like a drug dealer standing outside of a highschool selling and trying to make drugs look cool, or taking out an ad on a website mad teenagers go to. Is that okay with you? If it is you got your priorities fucked up man. 

I will admit though it is not the best functionality for actually doing drugs

[fistful0dynamite]

I’d roll a blunt in the coke dad dish
Y’all extra sensitive today

[ChuckRamone]

EDGY

[Atiba Applebum]

Cokeheads are the worst people to be around and it’s all cut with fentanyl now. Better to stay away.

Have we not learned from Phelps and Grosso?

Probably not because causes of skaters deaths always seem tightly held secrets.   

Perhaps the reason why mental health can be discussed with candor (Raemers Foundation) as opposed to addiction/drug use is that companies aren’t selling/promoting depression like they are the hellride lifestyle, so it never behooves them to consider what they are selling and to whom. 

[leafman4000]

The FA kids will bring this to school to snort rockets off of

[Ourladyoftheflowers]

FA has been on the decline no doubt but this is reaching. I’m sure 90% of people are gonna use this as a weed tray. The illustration is pretty bleak and if anything anti coke. I know it’s hip to pointedly dislike FA now but if you wanna take this direction there’s quite a few companies that sell alcohol related products which is much more accessible to young people than cocaine. If you wanna hate on FA on slap you can open so many threads to get a pat on the back.

[biaherl]

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EDGY

Looks more like a ketamine plate. You gotta dry out your ketamine before you can snort it kids

Have you ever thought that maybe that dad is snorting ketamine to help with PTSD and depersion so he can be a fit father and raise his kids

I  M E A N  C O M E  O N

[k-nutz]

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Cokeheads are the worst people to be around and it’s all cut with fentanyl now. Better to stay away.

Have we not learned from Phelps and Grosso?

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Probably not because causes of skaters deaths always seem tightly held secrets.   

Perhaps the reason why mental health can be discussed with candor (Raemers Foundation) as opposed to addiction/drug use is that companies aren’t selling/promoting depression like they are the hellride lifestyle, so it never behooves them to consider what they are selling and to whom.

https://sfstandard.com/public-health/the-killer-of-a-skateboarding-legend-went-unnamed-for-years-could-deaths-have-been-prevented/

This article mentions two skaters from San Francisco who died from fentanyl overdose awhile using cocaine.  FA is whack.

[Rune Spliffberg]

if ur still putting random powder up ur nose in 2023 ur a certified moron

[vinithebr]

cool plate graphic but should probably have less white on it

[Atiba Applebum]

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Cokeheads are the worst people to be around and it’s all cut with fentanyl now. Better to stay away.

Have we not learned from Phelps and Grosso?

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Probably not because causes of skaters deaths always seem tightly held secrets.   

Perhaps the reason why mental health can be discussed with candor (Raemers Foundation) as opposed to addiction/drug use is that companies aren’t selling/promoting depression like they are the hellride lifestyle, so it never behooves them to consider what they are selling and to whom.

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https://sfstandard.com/public-health/the-killer-of-a-skateboarding-legend-went-unnamed-for-years-could-deaths-have-been-prevented/

This article mentions two skaters from San Francisco who died from fentanyl overdose awhile using cocaine.  FA is whack.

I remember that article on here, but that does seem to be a local SF paper, not sure if that info is really making it out there to skaters

[douchenozzle]

The name WACK

The brand WACK

The product you're referring to WACK

"Me ?..........I'm dope as FUCK!"

[modern life is war]

Loosely promoting drugs in skateboarding is kind of a given but to promote a drug that causes so much bloodshed through it's production and distribution is pretty bad.

[backside_frontside]

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Eh it looks more like a candy dish with an edgy graphic than a “coke plate”. Like you could barely cut good lines on that thing. Not nearly enough flat space for lines. If they really wanted to get the kids into cocaine, they would’ve made a mirror with that graphic on it and gold foil edges.

And if this really concerns you, just wait til you hear about the people who actually sell cocaine!

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Yeah man drug dealers exist I’m not sure your point though?

FA has a fan base that is majority teens. Posting a drug plate on their insta and selling it is like a drug dealer standing outside of a highschool selling and trying to make drugs look cool, or taking out an ad on a website mad teenagers go to. Is that okay with you? If it is you got your priorities fucked up man. 

I will admit though it is not the best functionality for actually doing drugs

My point is that I think it’s hilarious that slap clutches their collective pearls over a edgy candy dish. I don’t really care about FA or whatever shit their pushing. I’m just bored at work bullshitting on a skateboard forum.

[burntout]

its just a conversation piece, what you do with the plate is up to you

This guy gets it

[GAY]

cool plate graphic but should probably have less white on it

hahaha

design fail

[Trashcon]

Missed opportunity for a Mother's Day gift but just in time for Father's day.

[Francis Xavier]

FA is the reason for the cocaine pandemic




It looks like a nice tray to make a small banana split on or place 6 oreos on while watching tv

[TheDraught]

Coke is great. I miss the all nighters watching porn with 50 tabs open, thinking I would go to sleep around 3AM, then calling a plug around 7 AM and finally falling asleep the next afternoon, 48 hours after I had started, calling in sick, nose all bloody and fucked up, feel shitty for days afterwards.

Sure as hell miss those days, good thing Dill is creating awareness of this wonderful drug amongst the younger generation.

Great way to lose weight though.

[Tom Pearl]

i mean being edgy gets peoples attention, any publicity is good publicity. FA is at the top of the food chain for a reason 

[Cool Ceith]

Dill don't

[jakeumms]

I'm gonna need to cop those Hockey test strips

[Watson]

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One of my roommates in college was a “musician” and “artist” but was really a dishwasher professionally.

I came home to him snorting coke with some of his friends, but the thing that angered me was that he had dismantled my bathroom mirror to do it.

Therefore, from my personal experience, I would prefer all the snorting be done on this mass produced abomination.

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When I was in college my roommates and I had a dinner party and invited a bunch of people over. One of our friends showed up drunk and immediately started awkwardly hitting on our very reserved Italian roommate. Later I went upstairs to piss and she walked out of my room and said, "I just did some coke off your record player, is that cool?"

It sure as shit was not cool, cokeheads are so fucking annoying

My wife is a vintage collector and she had this mini table that was a mirror with an ornate decorative frame with legs on it, obviously a coke mirror. She just had it sitting on the dresser and used it to put her rings and earrings and shit on, we had never tried coke before even. (At the time. I've tried it once since then and wasn't into it. Acid gives you just as much energy, and is way cooler, and is 7000 times cheaper.) Anyway, we had a house party once and at one point I went to go into my bedroom to grab something and someone was holding the door shut pushing against me as I tried to open it. "Yo who the fuck is in there? Open the fucking door!" Turned out it was a dude I hardly know, someone I didn't know at all, and a really good friend of mine who I obviously was pissed at and they were in there presumably doing coke. I told them to get the fuck out of my bedroom and go do coke somewhere else.

The next day I noticed some coke residue on the coke mirror and the dude I didn't know left his credit card behind. To be honest I was kinda stoked that they used the coke mirror to do coke. It's pretty funny.

[Lou Strux]

It looks like a nice tray to make a small banana split on or place 6 oreos on while watching tv

This guy gets it

[dannyprovolone]

i mean being edgy gets peoples attention, any publicity is good publicity. FA is at the top of the food chain for a reason 

the office must be lit

[augustmoon]

when I was a kid, i used to play this dart game at the carnival.  if you won, you got your pick of all of these prizes, some of which was bootleg heavy metal memorabilia.  One of my favorite items were these glass mirrors with heavy metal album cover art printed on them (i had a Motley Crue "Dr Feelgood" one and a Metallica "And Justice for All" one.  none of us had any idea why they were printed on glass, but all of my friends had them hanging in our lockers.  thinking back, they were obviously coke mirrors.  the adults that saw us with these things had to know, but no one gave a shit, and none of us started doing coke because of it. 

[jakeumms]

when I was a kid, i used to play this dart game at the carnival.  if you won, you got your pick of all of these prizes, some of which was bootleg heavy metal memorabilia.  One of my favorite items were these glass mirrors with heavy metal album cover art printed on them (i had a Motley Crue "Dr Feelgood" one and a Metallica "And Justice for All" one.  none of us had any idea why they were printed on glass, but all of my friends had them hanging in our lockers.  thinking back, they were obviously coke mirrors.  the adults that saw us with these things had to know, but no one gave a shit, and none of us started doing coke because of it.

I know exactly what you're talking about and they were pretty much everywhere and a standard prize at a carnival. You either wanted a big stuffy or a metal band coke mirror. I just put together that's what they were for from your post lol

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

FA has fucking sucked from day one.

amen