Max Palmer and Cyrus Bennett are the same skater

[BartHarleyJarvis]

Honestly i don't know the difference. they're both balding 917->limosine guys who skate blazers and cellar doors or whatever. Their skating seems cool but they serve the same purpose and I can't tell whose footage is whose.

[Bread Harrity]

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

Kooked

[Wienerboy]

F-k you Harley Jarvis!

Bad boy of the Slap message boards

[swellbowed]

[GrayCellGreen]

One has super loose trucks and does unorthodox tricks, while the other has god tier kickflips (flick in general).  Perhaps their close proximity has made them indistinguishable to you, but there is actually quite a big difference between the two.

Cyrus also strikes me as someone who would never rock the long hair & cul de sac combo. I thoroughly enjoy Max's skating but I just can't support that hair style. 

[Dwayne Hoover]

nope, not falling for this one. this thread is clearly intended to satisfy some weird humiliation kink and i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

[SSBSTRS]

That is one fried ass take my G

[Candied cigarettes]

One has super loose trucks and does unorthodox tricks, while the other has god tier kickflips (flick in general).  Perhaps their close proximity has made them indistinguishable to you, but there is actually quite a big difference between the two.

Cyrus also strikes me as someone who would never rock the long hair & cul de sac combo. I thoroughly enjoy Max's skating but I just can't support that hair style.

Given his balding head i’m not sure it’s much of a choice

[Arto!Arto!WakeUp!]

no

[mattchew]

Sorry to hear that you don’t have eyeballs.

[GardenSkater77]

If you say Mike Arnold and Casper Brooker look the same 3 times @heckler will reappear.

[judge reinhold]

trying too hard with this one

[GrayCellGreen]

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One has super loose trucks and does unorthodox tricks, while the other has god tier kickflips (flick in general).  Perhaps their close proximity has made them indistinguishable to you, but there is actually quite a big difference between the two.

Cyrus also strikes me as someone who would never rock the long hair & cul de sac combo. I thoroughly enjoy Max's skating but I just can't support that hair style.

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Given his balding head i’m not sure it’s much of a choice

You're absolutely right. The fact that he's balding is not his fault and not something I'm trying to shame him for. Choosing to run the long hair despite the balding is where things get weird for me. Perhaps I came across a bit too harsh in my initial comment.

[camel filters]

If you say Mike Arnold and Casper Brooker look the same 3 times @heckler Nik Stain will reappear.

[Fartknocker415]

Seen people get told to focus for less egregious offenses

[Carl P]

Honestly i don't know the difference. they're both balding 917->limosine guys who skate blazers and cellar doors or whatever. Their skating seems cool but they serve the same purpose and I can't tell whose footage is whose.

Weak ass thread

[Lukabrazi]

Has to be a troll post

[Tom Pearl]

Carlos De Andrade and Brian Anderson are the same skater


they're both mid 40's and skated for companies who had cartoon logos

[sus]

Carlos De Andrade and Brian Anderson are the same skater


they're both mid 40's and skated for companies who had cartoon logos

Rick McCrank and Rick Howard are the same skater

They're both Canadian and named Rick

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

Emile Laurent and John Fitzgerald are the same skater. They’re both white and like to draw stuff.

[Coldpizza]

[Shrinedescender]

Useless Wooden Toy Banter has been down for a while but this is a new low

[modern life is war]

Haha i don't fully agree but i get what you are saying... They just seem inseparable or something to me. Like one couldn't exist without the other.

[Steely Daniel]

Is Cyrus Bennet also a front noseslide god?

[Trashcon]

Made my day.

[Gene_Harrogate]

Emile Laurent and John Fitzgerald are the same skater. They’re both white and like to draw stuff.

One is like 4 ft taller than the other though.

[big_kev_215]

[RoaryMcTwang]

Now that I think about it… I’ve never seen them together!

[Sizzle]

Cyrus does kick flips and max does flatground switch back 3s