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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2023, 01:23:44 AM »
All the dinosaurs in Jurassic park were engineered to be female but life finds a way

Movie glosses right past it, but the book explains that in frogs, gender is established much later on in the development process, so I think they thought they were dealing with females when that fact was just written in pencil at the time.   



It’s not a thing I should have known, but a fun fact learned late in life: before they were famous, Neil Young and Rick James were in a band together

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2023, 07:11:37 AM »
And Rick James inspired Neil Young to be a singer. Rick was draft dodging and dipped from Buffalo to Toronto where he met and started a band with Neil Young.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2023, 07:41:57 AM »
He was in bands in Winnipeg before but just not as a singer until he met Rick James? 

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2023, 07:46:00 AM »
I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2023, 08:00:17 AM »
I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.

I've never needed lube in my life. That pussy always be soakin wet when i'm destroying it.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2023, 09:49:18 AM »
He was in bands in Winnipeg before but just not as a singer until he met Rick James?
according to the tales from the tour bus documentary, yeah - rick was the one to tell him he needs to break out and sing in a band.
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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2023, 12:08:30 PM »
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I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.
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I've never needed lube in my life. That pussy always be soakin wet when i'm destroying it.
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spoken like a true vanilla mf

Yeah I don't try to stick my cock in holes where shit comes out of.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2023, 12:21:43 PM »
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I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.
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I've never needed lube in my life. That pussy always be soakin wet when i'm destroying it.
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spoken like a true vanilla mf
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Yeah I don't try to stick my cock in holes where shit comes out of.
That would be autofellatio
take what small comfort there may be left
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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2023, 04:55:42 PM »
To be serious. The importance of saving money. Like throwing a spare $50 into an account or any small sum of money. I'm doing ok now considering I'm barely able to work. But I should've started as a teenager so I didn't have to hustle as an adult for an emergency fund.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2023, 06:53:15 PM »
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I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.
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I've never needed lube in my life. That pussy always be soakin wet when i'm destroying it.
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spoken like a true vanilla mf
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Yeah I don't try to stick my cock in holes where shit comes out of.

hahaha username is 69 but doesn't like butthole haha
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2023, 07:29:19 PM »
What 'English' and 'Spanish' actually meant, like being from England or Spain. I was in late high school.

I'm from Miami and 'spanish' is basically an adjective that non-spanish speakers use to describe anything from South / Central/ Caribbean America. 'English' would be the vice versa, in some cases.

I remember when someone would say something like 'Harry Potter is English' or 'this band / movie / etc. is english' I would always reply like 'duuuh! I understand the language I speak?!'

I still feel like a moron thinking about it lol

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #71 on: August 23, 2023, 07:44:58 PM »
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I was sexually active for far too long before someone introduced me to the concept of lube.
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I've never needed lube in my life. That pussy always be soakin wet when i'm destroying it.
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spoken like a true vanilla mf
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Yeah I don't try to stick my cock in holes where shit comes out of.
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hahaha username is 69 but doesn't like butthole haha

69 ain't about the booty hole but fuck that guy regardless. Only a matter of time before his super rad pitbull tears his throat out.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2023, 08:29:56 PM »
Haha I am far from vanilla there fella. But I don't want to get into the gruesome details. Just saying traditionally 69 is mutual genital action. But if you can make the angles work then more power to ya. I'm sure I've done it in a drunken hedonistic fog before.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #73 on: August 23, 2023, 09:02:17 PM »
Haha I am far from vanilla there fella. But I don't want to get into the gruesome details. Just saying traditionally 69 is mutual genital action. But if you can make the angles work then more power to ya. I'm sure I've done it in a drunken hedonistic fog before.

It's third eye to brown eye in 69

May not be the main course but its winking for your attention

To be serious. The importance of saving money. Like throwing a spare $50 into an account or any small sum of money. I'm doing ok now considering I'm barely able to work. But I should've started as a teenager so I didn't have to hustle as an adult for an emergency fund.

Hard agree. I've got a decent savings since starting my last job, but I could have so much more if I used my head for 4 min in the past number of years....

Save it if you got it.
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #74 on: August 23, 2023, 09:09:33 PM »
Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #75 on: August 23, 2023, 11:21:15 PM »
Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
spoken like a true vanilla mf

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2023, 05:50:44 AM »
 True pussy like eating vanilla MF

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2023, 06:45:23 AM »
Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.

Implicit in this is that the dork posting on the skateboard forum is the alpha Chad and not another pimply loser.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2023, 08:10:07 AM »

I'm from Miami and 'spanish' is basically an adjective that non-spanish speakers use to describe anything from South / Central/ Caribbean America. 'English' would be the vice versa, in some cases.


My coworkers do this and it drives me up the wall. I want to scream "they're not from Spain!!!! Are you from England????" Its not a very difficult concept, especially considering we are Americans speaking English.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2023, 09:42:27 AM »
Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
Are you like 16? Or just a really sad grown man? The amount you post in a skateboard forum about sex makes me think you have a pretty disappointing sex life.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2023, 11:02:01 AM »
Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
Life Hell Tough shit
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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2023, 01:26:44 PM »



AHah she’s not implying drugs are for gays

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2023, 05:32:37 PM »
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Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
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Implicit in this is that the dork posting on the skateboard forum is the alpha Chad and not another pimply loser.

I (the Chad) basically only come here to troll you guys (the beta pimply losers)

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Are you like 16? Or just a really sad grown man? The amount you post in a skateboard forum about sex makes me think you have a pretty disappointing sex life.

I'm late 30s but I have the sex drive of a 16 year old. Sorry that your testosterone dropped and you can't keep up with 19 year old babes like I still can.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2023, 05:43:41 PM »
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Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
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Implicit in this is that the dork posting on the skateboard forum is the alpha Chad and not another pimply loser.
[close]

I (the Chad) basically only come here to troll you guys (the beta pimply losers)

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Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
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Are you like 16? Or just a really sad grown man? The amount you post in a skateboard forum about sex makes me think you have a pretty disappointing sex life.
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I'm late 30s but I have the sex drive of a 16 year old. Sorry that your testosterone dropped and you can't keep up with 19 year old babes like I still can.
this accounts lore is wild. Alpha leftist landlord is just the surface.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2023, 02:07:33 PM »
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Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
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Implicit in this is that the dork posting on the skateboard forum is the alpha Chad and not another pimply loser.
[close]

I (the Chad) basically only come here to troll you guys (the beta pimply losers)

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Eating pussy straight up makes you a beta. My username is ironic.
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Are you like 16? Or just a really sad grown man? The amount you post in a skateboard forum about sex makes me think you have a pretty disappointing sex life.
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I'm late 30s but I have the sex drive of a 16 year old. Sorry that your testosterone dropped and you can't keep up with 19 year old babes like I still can.
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this accounts lore is wild. Alpha leftist landlord is just the surface.

It's an impressively novel persona to invent for a skateboard messageboard.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2023, 09:12:01 AM »
Pickles are cucumbers

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #86 on: May 25, 2024, 10:46:44 AM »
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Decent dental hygiene, like scraping each side of the of the teeth while flossing instead of just passing floss between them
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I learn how to correctly brush my teeth when I was 18. Went to the dentist ,first time by myself, had a lot of shit to fix. Dr looks me and said "show me how you brush your teeth", I perform and to my surprise I was doing it all wrong. Basically I was just cleaning the tips. Took me a long time to get everything fixed but from that point I had no real issues with my mouth.

Don't know who's to blame, me, my parents or the education system but I never felt so dumb in my life.
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I wonder if I'm doing it all wrong as well...

Give us some tips man

My teeth are in pretty bad shape from lack of care when young and this is what I've learned and my experiences with trying to improve. I'm sure there's things that could be done differently/better but this is what I try to do.

It's important to be consistent and keep good habits which is still the hardest part for me.

When flossing work it down to the gums and back up in scraping motion against both sides of space between teeth. (See video at bottom) Rinse mouth.

I've also heard good things about water picks although I've never used one.

Brush your tongue. You can get metal scrapers or often tooth brushes will have ridges on the back of brush. Rinse mouth.

Use fluoride toothpaste. Toothpaste typically has a higher fluoride content than mouthwash. This is important as for best results you would not rinse your mouth after brushing for an hour to let fluoride do it's thing. Although mouthwash is still good to use I think for overall mouth freshness.

Use a very soft bristle toothbrush as you want to brush at a 45 degree angle in a circular motion From tip of tooth to up against gum line on both sides of teeth. Make sure to brush all the way to the backside of wisdom teeth area. Switch to new toothbrush every 3 months.

Be gentle against gums, I've heard good things about electric toothbrushes but also that aggressive brushing against gums can cause a receding gum line.

Avoid dry mouth. A sugar free gum helps me with this.

The most important time to have clean teeth is before bed.

Try not to let coffee/soda/sweets rest on your teeth for long, it's just staining and eating at your teeth. At the least rinse your mouth out with water if you can't brush right away.

This is a fun video showing the importance of flossing


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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2024, 05:57:01 PM »
What I wanted to do with my life.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #88 on: May 26, 2024, 05:44:41 PM »
I think I was like 16 when I found out what procrastination meant.

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Re: Things you found out embarrassingly late in life
« Reply #89 on: May 27, 2024, 01:30:02 PM »
I think I was like 16 when I found out what procrastination meant.

I was 27