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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2023, 12:38:22 PM »
He's on Limosine.
aint u the mf who called the Glick on sci fi news too. i believe you my fellow Lil B avatar

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2023, 01:44:44 PM »
Uzi does it

One of SMs most enduring graphics ripped off from Israeli tourist kiosks.   I remember seeing Jerry wear a shirt that said this in the prime days of epiclylaterd.com when NY skating revolves around Max Fish

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2023, 02:40:48 PM »
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Uzi does it
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One of SMs most enduring graphics ripped off from Israeli tourist kiosks.   I remember seeing Jerry wear a shirt that said this in the prime days of epiclylaterd.com when NY skating revolves around Max Fish
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Wut? Skateboarding never revolves around a bar. That’s your narrow point of view. shit atiba. Buy me a beer please fake atiba. Most skateboarders is like 15. You really one of the most dint actual skate but know lotsa skate facts on slap. How do you do it?

you good man?


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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2023, 02:59:51 PM »
Which of these do you think should win the "best team/worst company" lifetime achievement award? SM was going hard there for a long ass time, but they had Nike money propping them up.

- Plan B 2.0
- Skate Mental
- A-Team
- Flip (yeah i said it)

Plan B 2.0

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2023, 03:15:02 PM »
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He's on Limosine.
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aint u the mf who called the Glick on sci fi news too. i believe you my fellow Lil B avatar


Trust. They always told him he had a spot on limosine if he ever left skate mental.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2023, 04:39:21 PM »
how the hell do they have Jack Curtain

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2023, 04:55:15 PM »
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Uzi does it
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One of SMs most enduring graphics ripped off from Israeli tourist kiosks.   I remember seeing Jerry wear a shirt that said this in the prime days of epiclylaterd.com when NY skating revolves around Max Fish
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Wut? Skateboarding never revolves around a bar. That’s your narrow point of view. shit atiba. Buy me a beer please fake atiba. Most skateboarders is like 15. You really one of the most dint actual skate but know lotsa skate facts on slap. How do you do it?

The trick is, they weren’t doing much skateboarding

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2023, 05:00:14 PM »
does wieger even still skate


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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2023, 05:21:23 PM »

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2023, 05:25:36 PM »


God bless the Tampa product archives, may your servers never run out of bandwidth

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2023, 06:32:26 PM »
The whole esthetic is “forgettable-memes-that-high school-football-players-send-each-other.” I can’t remember one skate mental video that mattered.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2023, 11:00:20 AM »
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Which of these do you think should win the "best team/worst company" lifetime achievement award? SM was going hard there for a long ass time, but they had Nike money propping them up.

- Plan B 2.0
- Skate Mental
- A-Team
- Flip (yeah i said it)
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Plan B 2.0

Stereo 2.0
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2023, 03:03:56 PM »
The whole esthetic is “forgettable-memes-that-high school-football-players-send-each-other.” I can’t remember one skate mental video that mattered.

There was a skate mental video?

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2023, 03:42:24 PM »
The whole esthetic is “forgettable-memes-that-high school-football-players-send-each-other.” I can’t remember one skate mental video that mattered.
This one was big in my circles but that maybe just us.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2023, 03:49:45 PM »
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The whole esthetic is “forgettable-memes-that-high school-football-players-send-each-other.” I can’t remember one skate mental video that mattered.
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There was a skate mental video?

Bread Starver.
i think there was one called am chowder or some corny shit


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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2023, 04:22:06 PM »
my fondest memories of skate mental:
the alien vs predator board
Shane o'neill skating to Stone Roses
That John Motta part
they actually made a 6 pack of wheels in the style of a corona 6-pack

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #76 on: September 28, 2023, 07:28:19 PM »
my fondest memories of skate mental:
the alien vs predator board
Shane o'neill skating to Stone Roses
That John Motta part
they actually made a 6 pack of wheels in the style of a corona 6-pack

I still have my Carroll’s Chest hairs shirt.

The R. Kelly Calvin peeing shirt was hilarious.

Hummer humping Prius was the most underrated board graphic.

Am Chowder was one big ad for Blazers and Janoskis.
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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #77 on: September 28, 2023, 07:57:24 PM »
Combine these three videos as one and you've got a solid 15 min video






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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #78 on: September 28, 2023, 09:09:28 PM »
Combine these three videos as one and you've got a solid 15 min video





Decent. Sure. But nothing that anyone is going truly give a shit about 10 years from now.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #79 on: September 28, 2023, 09:17:15 PM »
Dan broke that Rip n Dip ice sculpture and the whole world smiled

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2023, 09:32:09 PM »
What was the point of this IG post? To acknowledge they’re blowing it? It’s not like it’s hot news, everyone’s known it for ages. Like, I understand the humour, but people are laughing at you, not with you. It’s not like the consumer will be like ‘hahahaha look how many riders they’re losing!!! AND they’re loving it!!! Time to buy a Skate Mental board’

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2023, 09:36:36 PM »
i can see dan plunkett on hockey. why not?

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2023, 10:32:55 PM »
What was the point of this IG post? To acknowledge they’re blowing it? It’s not like it’s hot news, everyone’s known it for ages. Like, I understand the humour, but people are laughing at you, not with you. It’s not like the consumer will be like ‘hahahaha look how many riders they’re losing!!! AND they’re loving it!!! Time to buy a Skate Mental board’

Plus, enjoi kinda already did that joke cycling through all their ex-riders (which Staba was one)

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #83 on: September 28, 2023, 10:42:23 PM »
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What was the point of this IG post? To acknowledge they’re blowing it? It’s not like it’s hot news, everyone’s known it for ages. Like, I understand the humour, but people are laughing at you, not with you. It’s not like the consumer will be like ‘hahahaha look how many riders they’re losing!!! AND they’re loving it!!! Time to buy a Skate Mental board’
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Plus, enjoi kinda already did that joke cycling through all their ex-riders (which Staba was one)

The difference is, Enjoi had the tongue-in-cheek brand identity, underdog reputation and consistent media output to back it up. Skate Mental lacks all of the above.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #84 on: September 29, 2023, 04:25:20 AM »
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The whole esthetic is “forgettable-memes-that-high school-football-players-send-each-other.” I can’t remember one skate mental video that mattered.
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This one was big in my circles but that maybe just us.


The Beach House song is so good. Love this part also.

Edit: 2,167,008 views holy shit

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #85 on: September 29, 2023, 06:51:14 AM »
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What was the point of this IG post? To acknowledge they’re blowing it? It’s not like it’s hot news, everyone’s known it for ages. Like, I understand the humour, but people are laughing at you, not with you. It’s not like the consumer will be like ‘hahahaha look how many riders they’re losing!!! AND they’re loving it!!! Time to buy a Skate Mental board’
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Plus, enjoi kinda already did that joke cycling through all their ex-riders (which Staba was one)
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The difference is, Enjoi had the tongue-in-cheek brand identity, underdog reputation and consistent media output to back it up. Skate Mental lacks all of the above.

The other difference is, Enjoi actually sold boards.
To my knowledge I’ve only ever seen 1, maybe 2, Skate Mental boards in in the wild.
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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #86 on: September 29, 2023, 06:54:08 AM »
If I didn't work at a computer and read Slap, there is a 0.000% chance I would know what "Skate Mental" is. Prior to posting here, I thought maybe it was some kinda skate blog from the golden era of blogging.

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #87 on: September 29, 2023, 07:17:00 AM »
antonio durao on limosine is the kind of shit that i like to hear, tybg

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #88 on: September 29, 2023, 07:24:55 AM »
skate mental, like Limosine:

Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
Life Hell Tough shit
I’m the bic motherfucker

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Re: Skate Mental Team Update
« Reply #89 on: September 29, 2023, 12:24:04 PM »
If I didn't work at a computer and read Slap, there is a 0.000% chance I would know what "Skate Mental" is. Prior to posting here, I thought maybe it was some kinda skate blog from the golden era of blogging.

I knew they existed because of shane. As soon as he left, there was no reason to care. Occasionally observe and laugh, but not care