SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

honestly a non-skater securing the username "sk8rpunk69" is a pretty good bit.

Should I teach that grown ass man how to ride a skateboard???

[goldfishboot]

My worst fears of being seen as incompetent or delusional are plummeting thanks to this thread

[EdLawndale]

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For the record, Nigel’s butt doilies were a meme on here after that weird fashion magazine published all his boudoir photos.

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Ik it’s a meme but the fact that he has that on his instagram page is crazy. How old is that senior citizen?

I'm 38

[Rockin Robbin]

[left-nut]

bolts is troll of the year 24’

or not and he really cant kickflip as a grown adult lmfao

[mindfuzz]

I can’t believe I developed a crush on a lesbian. A sexist racist lesbian who thinks every guy is trying to bang her. I didn’t even want those feelings for her.

This is funnier than any of your intentional comedy.

[Francis Xavier]

New stylin on you just dropped

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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For the record, Nigel’s butt doilies were a meme on here after that weird fashion magazine published all his boudoir photos.

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Ik it’s a meme but the fact that he has that on his instagram page is crazy. How old is that senior citizen?

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I'm 38

Yeah you’re geriatric as fuck dude. You could’ve been pro as fuck but something happened and now you’re on this website coping with it

[wildbillhiccup]

https://youtu.be/8IHwY4QHdT8?si=w7nhsMNXi2GVCfXr
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no comply kickflip

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

bolts is troll of the year 24’

or not and he really cant kickflip as a grown adult lmfao

Suck my dick you left nut

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

New stylin on you just dropped

Good to know there’s fans of me fantasizing on how better I’m gonna get at skateboarding by the time I’m 30.

[Scarecrow Radio]

Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

I am a victim. Stop being a victim? No you just can’t stop being a victim. Tell that to women and see what happens.

[Highonangeldust]

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Me vs everyone else on this goddamned website.

[Theme For A Jackal]

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Me vs everyone else on this goddamned website.

It's crazy that we force you to log on and post dumb shit everyday somehow

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Me vs everyone else on this goddamned website.

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It's crazy that we force you to log on and post dumb shit everyday somehow

Because it’s supposed to be fun. And I want people to watch my skate videos

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

We got a real crusader on our hands.

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Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

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I am a victim. Stop being a victim? No you just can’t stop being a victim. Tell that to women and see what happens.

The implication is both laughable and disgusting. You can't compare being kooked on slap to whatever you're implying about victimized women.

You're not gonna convince these fuckers you're cool enough to hang. Take the L and move on....

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

We got a real crusader on our hands.

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Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

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I am a victim. Stop being a victim? No you just can’t stop being a victim. Tell that to women and see what happens.

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The implication is both laughable and disgusting. You can't compare being kooked on slap to whatever you're implying about victimized women.

You're not gonna convince these fuckers you're cool enough to hang. Take the L and move on....

Women get kooked immensely and they don’t deserve it. What is wrong with you?

[pizzafliptofakie]

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honestly a non-skater securing the username "sk8rpunk69" is a pretty good bit.

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Should I teach that grown ass man how to ride a skateboard???

I wouldn't worry about that.

[Atiba Applebum]

OP we already have one skateboarding comedian. His name is Tim Robinson and he’s the best.

Well there’s Whitmer Thomas and Mark Normand (and I’d give Kyle Kinane a pass) too.   

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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honestly a non-skater securing the username "sk8rpunk69" is a pretty good bit.

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Should I teach that grown ass man how to ride a skateboard???

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I wouldn't worry about that.

It’s a clout move that could get me on the show I WANNA BE ON SNL DAMMIT

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

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We got a real crusader on our hands.

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Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

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I am a victim. Stop being a victim? No you just can’t stop being a victim. Tell that to women and see what happens.

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The implication is both laughable and disgusting. You can't compare being kooked on slap to whatever you're implying about victimized women.

You're not gonna convince these fuckers you're cool enough to hang. Take the L and move on....

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Women get kooked immensely and they don’t deserve it. What is wrong with you?

My stepdad whipped me with a wet noodle when I didn't land bolts

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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We got a real crusader on our hands.

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Dude, just stop. Focus and move on. This is only going to get worse for you from here

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I am a victim. Stop being a victim? No you just can’t stop being a victim. Tell that to women and see what happens.

[close]

The implication is both laughable and disgusting. You can't compare being kooked on slap to whatever you're implying about victimized women.

You're not gonna convince these fuckers you're cool enough to hang. Take the L and move on....

[close]

Women get kooked immensely and they don’t deserve it. What is wrong with you?

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My stepdad whipped me with a wet noodle when I didn't land bolts

Sue him for it or beat the crap outta him

[easymoneysniper]

[DERBY]

too busy being rich and smart

[Mongo Lloyd]

The real question is..

Bolts or Shtonk? Who’s worse?

[Atiba Applebum]

The real question is..

Bolts or Shtonk? Who’s worse?

Shtonk

[DERBY]

The real question is..

Bolts or Shtonk? Who’s worse?

mr.macho

[Sick_McCrank_]

OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …