SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …

It’s crazy how that is in your algorithm. Those videos suck

[Stu Pickles]

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OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …

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It’s crazy how that is in your algorithm. Those videos suck

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …

[close]

It’s crazy how that is in your algorithm. Those videos suck

[close]

The algorithm knows I smoke weed

[Sick_McCrank_]

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OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …

[close]

It’s crazy how that is in your algorithm. Those videos suck

Yeah they suck like most big content creators. Slaves to the algorithm. So I recommend you stop chasing that clout because it’s rotten like all social media is now. Put your energy into something genuine and you will get more from life. Trust me bro! We’re all victims here!

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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OPs Dream:
http://youtu.be/GFNYFiKK1_c?si=RXY3yHfqpCp3BGYW

Unfortunately you’re not a hot girl without morals. So getting rich off social media won’t work for you. Sorry bro.

What a world we live in …

[close]

It’s crazy how that is in your algorithm. Those videos suck

[close]

Yeah they suck like most big content creators. Slaves to the algorithm. So I recommend you stop chasing that clout because it’s rotten like all social media is now. Put your energy into something genuine and you will get more from life. Trust me bro!

Dude I’m just getting started

[Sick_McCrank_]

True! You definitely started something here. Just stay  safe and sane on your journey.

[Atiba Applebum]

Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[Oh yeahhhhhhh!]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

[mindfuzz]

So did he respond to you yet or did you get left on read?

[WPG]

https://youtu.be/8IHwY4QHdT8?si=w7nhsMNXi2GVCfXr
1:57
no comply kickflip

2:20 are different versions of a kickflip no comply and fs flip no comply. neither are what Jeezy_The_Boltman is doing

[JM]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

That’s the most relatable thing I’ve read from yah, dude.

Also…. I kind of want to perfect a nocomply kickflip now. Because skate “rules” are stupid.

Be unmanageable.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

Just because it’s a username doesn’t mean they’re actually claiming to be it, unless you are alleging to be a snowman

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

Just because it’s a username doesn’t mean they’re actually claiming to be it, unless you are alleging to be a snowman

I’m a snowman because I wanna bang snow bunnies

Dirty jokes aside, the “snowman” in my name is a metaphor for linking and building, as in building a snowman. The snowman is the career goals of the skateboarder in question even if it’s a small milestone or a big one.

[work_lurker]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

Wow, it sounds like she was mothering you, and you're just a shithead. Grow up, you'll never be a real snowman.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

[close]

Wow, it sounds like she was mothering you, and you're just a shithead. Grow up, you'll never be a real snowman.

YOU CALL ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR MOTHERING?!!! I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE KIDS ONE DAY.

[work_lurker]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

[close]

Wow, it sounds like she was mothering you, and you're just a shithead. Grow up, you'll never be a real snowman.

[close]

YOU CALL ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR MOTHERING?!!! I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE KIDS ONE DAY.

Nah nah, you just sound ungrateful as fuck. Try having a mom who's literally not there for you. You have a mom who is concerned with you and what you're consuming. You have a mom who cooks you meals. Who buys you shit like Ipod touches and gaming headgear. A mom who's put a roof over your head. You're 24? Get a real job and learn how to pay your own bills if you can't handle the "abuse".

[big_kev_215]

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The real question is..

Bolts or Shtonk? Who’s worse?

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Shtonk

These guys are making Modern Life is War look cool in comparison.  Pretty impressive stuff...

[Atiba Applebum]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

Just because it’s a username doesn’t mean they’re actually claiming to be it, unless you are alleging to be a snowman

[close]

I’m a snowman because I wanna bang snow bunnies

Dirty jokes aside, the “snowman” in my name is a metaphor for linking and building, as in building a snowman. The snowman is the career goals of the skateboarder in question even if it’s a small milestone or a big one.

You build a snowman by dropping two spheres on top of a third.   Don’t get the linking or building.   Maybe try Lego or a beehive.   

[Sick_McCrank_]

And I was here thinking snowman is on a coke binge and that’s why he acts the way he does.

Work lurker just shut up.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Bolts, how do you envision a future in comedy and not get that Sk8rPunk69 is a tongue in cheek reference to AOL instant messenger screen names people had in high school.   

Was it the Sk8 that went over your head or the 69?

[close]

You’re really justifying him being an alleged skateboarder

[close]

[close]

Don’t. She beat me, and broke my personal belongings over trivial stuff like not eating her crap cooking, not doing good or not behaving in school, finding porn on my iPod touch when I was 12 and finding out I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber so she broke my headset.

[close]

Wow, it sounds like she was mothering you, and you're just a shithead. Grow up, you'll never be a real snowman.

[close]

YOU CALL ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR MOTHERING?!!! I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE KIDS ONE DAY.

[close]

Nah nah, you just sound ungrateful as fuck. Try having a mom who's literally not there for you. You have a mom who is concerned with you and what you're consuming. You have a mom who cooks you meals. Who buys you shit like Ipod touches and gaming headgear. A mom who's put a roof over your head. You're 24? Get a real job and learn how to pay your own bills if you can't handle the "abuse".

Yeah you’re a child abuse apologist. Don’t have kids bro. You are the cruelest person on the planet. Too much concern means overprotection. Overprotection is abuse. She left me with babysitters who are mothers of corrupted kids. Kids who bully me. Also I have a right to be ungrateful. Suck my dick.

[Atiba Applebum]

Can we all just take an hour and listen to ennio morricone’s score to The Mission

[WashingtonNECKTIE]

fuckin' a, we all might need to talk to a therapist after this

the psychology in this thread is something else

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

fuckin' a, we all might need to talk to a therapist after this

the psychology in this thread is something else

“Is the snowman in the room with us right now?”

[work_lurker]

And I was here thinking snowman is on a coke binge and that’s why he acts the way he does.

Work lurker just shut up.

Hey buddy, just put me on ignore.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Sorry everyone

[JANUS]

It’s ok. I hope you’re feeling better.

[Atiba Applebum]

Sorry everyone

It’s ok, you obviously have some residual Chris Diaz anger you’re working out

[DERBY]

it’s all good man. you doing good?