Your body after death (and BONUS)

[tonycoxhox]

what do you want people to do with your body after you die? burn it? chop it up? make animals eat it?

 i guess i want mine to be eaten by a bear or something. give the bears some extra food lol. give them something to play with. 

 i guess burning my body wouldnt be so bad either.

getting buried with fresh flowers would be ok too.

SO MANY CHOICES LOL. WHO GIVES A FUCK.

anyway, post what you want done with your body so that people you knew can come on here and check just incase you didnt get to tell them.


BONUS TIME

whats your dick size?

[cold budweisers]

i want to be weekend at bernies'd and to answer the dick size question, MEGA HUGE

[tony cox_hox]

shot into space

editl I am a girl

[grimcity]

what do you want people to do with your body after you die?

I want my body to be perfectly preserved, and I want to be permanently placed in the back of a 1st grade classroom, sitting in a desk, while sporting a menacing and angry face. To add to the effect I'm looking for, I think one of my eyes should be looking slightly to the left, and the other slightly to the right, that way it'll look like my angry corpse is staring at you no matter where you are in the room.

BONUS TIME

whats your dick size?

Hella, of course.

[CigaretteBeer]

I want to be burried under a palm tree in Fiji so I can fertilize it. People can come visit the tree and climb it and write stuff on it.

I think my dick is a little under 7 inches.

[eight oh eight]

I'm going for the cyborg modification.  Need me them lasers, grappling hooks, and adamantium endoskeleton.

Big enough to use as an effective blackjack.  No awkward goodbyes, just BLAM and out.

[mikefork]

I'm going for the cyborg modification.  Need me them lasers, grappling hooks, and adamantium endoskeleton.

Big enough to use as an effective blackjack.  No awkward goodbyes, just BLAM and out.

[tonycoxhox]

Why do you think a bear would eat such a crap?

you're like 9 years old right?

 want me to rate your list of tricks that you posted for us before?

[mikefork]

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Why do you think a bear would eat such a crap?

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you're like 9 years old right?

 want me to rate your list of tricks that you posted for us before?

actually tony, he is turning 15 soon

[bbk]

I think my dick is a little under 7 inches.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

i wanna be like the guy in young frankenstein

[CigaretteBeer]

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I think my dick is a little under 7 inches.

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I have a deformed left testicle too.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I don't give a shit what happens to me after I'm dead. I'll be dead, I suppose my loved ones can do something with my corpse if it makes them feel better, but whatever, If I rot away in the exact spot I expired, it wouldn't bother me a bit.

My penis is pretty average sized, but it gets big when the red thing comes out.

[Jura]

This is the straight truth.

One time, I got a random text message. I was like, sweet, who the fuck is sending me pictures?

So I open it, ITS SOME RANDOM DUDES COCK SHOT! No fucking lie, boner shot. I was like fuck dude, who the fuck is fucking with me. So I write him back, "who is this?" And hes all, you dont remember me, from last night? We hooked up and shit.

I laughed my ass and totally wrote him back. I was like "bro, this isnt a chick. Im a dude. Whomever you tried to text, gave you the wrong number"

So I get another pic, another FUCKING BONER SHOT!. I was like thats it, I wrote him back, "Im calling the fucking cops if you keep sending me pictures of your dick"

He wrote back, "So youre really not her?" I wrote, "Fuck, no Im not her, I told you I was a dude and you sent me another cock shot you homo bastard"

He texted back with something along the lines of "please dont call the cops, im so sorry, she must have gave me the wrong number, blah blah..."

I laughed my ass off for like an hour. So hilarious. And I ended my convo with mysterious boner man with:

"Yea man its cool, but you should get that thing checked out. It looks like its sick. Kinda gross."

And for the record, I wasnt being mean, his dick was pretty fucking ugly. No homo.

[j0rdan]

Jura that is the greatest thing I've ever heard

[Mentos]

I want to be cryogenically frozen a la Vanilla Sky. Live in perpetual happiness/zen for 200 years or so. Get thawed and transfered into a replica body of Comrade Stalin/Lenin. Perhaps have a machine gun/chainsaw as an arm same as 808. 

And my dick size is in the vicinity of the length of 5 decks.

[Blue Fescue]

i'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but i think it's worth it.

[methuselah]

I want to be burried under a palm tree in Fiji so I can fertilize it. People can come visit the tree and climb it and write stuff on it.

thinking the same thing

[brent]

i wanna be buried face down so da world can kiss mah butt!

[sweets]

I want to be cremated and the ashes poured into LOVE park. Then I can haunt the bitch ass hater cops who keep that shit on lock.


My penis is not astonishing nor disappointing. I won't bring myself to measure.

[Blue Fescue]

Or Body Worlds

[tonycoxhox]

you sound too stupid to be a 24 year old.

why do you want to know anything? perhaps because you find it interesting?  u want me to rate your list of tricks?

[lophatrophazoa]

yo i want my body to be cryongenically frozen in an air guitar stance so when the apes dig me up they will know i rock

its da intanet so i will overeggagerate mah dick, yo its 4 inches baby, harddd

[bbk]

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I think my dick is a little under 7 inches.

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I have a deformed left testicle too.

Both my balls are quite normal i believe...

[jrock]

Or Body Worlds

i went to that shit in SF, and it was pretty jacked...the Asian chick I went with was quick to point out that all of the bodies had slanted eyes.  I think they get a lot of them from China and use them without necessarily getting permission from the families.  it was still pretty cool though, but kind of creepy to see some dead chick grinning at you with her vag cut open...

...my friend that just passed away ended up getting cremated and had his ashes scattered in SF bay...seems like thats the way i'd probably do it if I had my choice.  I don't really want my corpse floating down Bourbon street next time we have a major hurricane...

[akimpy0b]

i want my body to be shot out of a cannon above a pool with a killer shark who hasnt ate in like 2 weeks and he'd just bust out and tear me to shreds

[cold budweisers]

wat if u gave ur body to bodey worldz an dey made u suckken on a doodz weiner

[Warren]

Damn that would be embarrassing.

[E.l.G]

I want my body to be perfectly preserved so somebody can display it in their drawing room.

[nice weather]

I laughed so hard at grims plan. That's probably what I would do, if I ever looked scary enough to frighten  little kids.
If that didn't work out I'd like to be cremated as well, or eaten by bears. Actually I don't care as long as I don't get buried. That's just a waste of cemetery space and it costs the people I leave behind too much money, so fuck it.

edit: As for the BONUS, I think german average penis size is ahead of Japan's. I don't know about Canada. But I'm pretty sure we beat sweden, looking at you Mister bbk.