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Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« on: May 23, 2024, 09:08:21 AM »


Fun and inspiring?  Too pretentious?   

I enjoyed it. 

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2024, 09:15:02 AM »
Wouldn't call it pretentious, seems to me that it was rather tongue in cheek, a bit of a piss take.

Anyway, some rad clips and he's still a right bellend.
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2024, 09:25:24 AM »
He's slowed down a lot since his Freedom '19 part

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2024, 09:34:38 AM »
Besides the pretentious intro, the skating was pretty fun.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2024, 10:40:58 AM »
Wish it was more pretentious.

360 fs shuv street gap is sick.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2024, 11:28:28 AM »
Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2024, 11:34:39 AM »
That noseblunt photo is rad


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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2024, 11:57:41 AM »
Cool that he still pretends to skate .
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2024, 12:22:01 PM »
These days I get excited about any dad street clip, but that was quite nice. As it happens I just got his nan's new all veggie cook book too. Inspiration all around.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2024, 12:22:55 PM »
Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?

I had to look up what Mallie called him.

nounVULGAR SLANG•BRITISH
noun: bellend; plural noun: bellends; noun: bell end; plural noun: bell ends
the glans of the penis.
an annoying or contemptible man.
"he is a total bellend and should step down as soon as possible"

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2024, 12:29:37 PM »
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Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?
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I had to look up what Mallie called him.

nounVULGAR SLANG•BRITISH
noun: bellend; plural noun: bellends; noun: bell end; plural noun: bell ends
the glans of the penis.
an annoying or contemptible man.
"he is a total bellend and should step down as soon as possible"

Yanks would call him a POMEy bastard.  I liked the vid.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2024, 12:34:24 PM »
Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?

Probably, deep down,  he's a Tory.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2024, 12:38:16 PM »
I liked the intro and concept but the skating was pretty mediocre. Makes sense since he seems to be pursuing other paths also.
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2024, 12:42:47 PM »
Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?

He’s honestly a lovely fella. I’ve bumped into him a bunch of times and he’s always got the time to have a catch which is always appreciated. I quite like his skateboarding too.

I think it’s good he doesn’t try to play down that he’s quite well off, otherwise you’d see straight through it and then I’m sure he’d be called a knob haha.

Obviously, meeting a person face to face and continually having nice encounters helps a lot when it comes to his creative output. All in all, that was a fun part to watch and Siris is a great filmer and editor too!
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2024, 12:45:00 PM »
Looking for help from british pals: how do you describe blodney? Is he a mate, a lad, a cunt, a twat, a punter, a wanker, a bloke, or a right geez?

A pommy, tory, toff?

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2024, 12:46:04 PM »
how is it possible to be a model and yet have the worst fashion sense
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2024, 12:58:22 PM »
how is it possible to be a model and yet have the worst fashion sense

His sunday league warmup kit, knee high socks and football boots and all, is outlandish enough to make it endearing.

It's basically lad, estate and terrace styles through the lens of extremely rich 5-year old. Peckham by Dennis the Menace.
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2024, 02:17:52 PM »
‘A young public school boy who is happy to pull up his socks on weekends and has found a fraternising way to make the most of his scooter.’


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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2024, 02:36:55 PM »
I don’t think he could skate without those socks at this point

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2024, 02:42:29 PM »

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2024, 02:44:27 PM »
how is it possible to be a model and yet have the worst fashion sense

He looks like the insurance weasel.


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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2024, 03:15:31 PM »
maybe a few too many body varials but I enjoyed it

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2024, 03:22:27 PM »
Great part. He just admitted that he waits for busses etc. That's what strobeck and them are doing all the time while filming for their videos. Of course it's on purpose. Dude is sick. It's different, it's refreshing.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2024, 03:30:13 PM »
i enjoyed pretty much everything about that. it was cool.
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2024, 05:57:14 PM »
Skateboarding needs characters, and he’s one of a special few.  Always interested to see what he puts out.

I miss his podcast that he did in 2021 and gave up on after 6 episodes.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2024, 06:29:59 PM »
Now any time something in a skate video appears as an authentically spontaneous coincidence caught on camera, no matter how minute a detail, we’ll have to consider the possibility that its actually an entirely staged illusion. We’ve certainly come a long way from Owen Wilson’s putative lack of warm-ups.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2024, 09:54:40 PM »
i enjoyed pretty much everything about that. it was cool.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2024, 10:35:45 PM »
A real tosspot. Something about his style is so british, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.

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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2024, 11:32:36 PM »
That was great. Good skating on crusty spots. The intro was very tongue in cheek and I get that humour. Poking fun at "staging the scene". The buses made me laugh too.

I agree on the body varials. 1 was enough.

I say, that could of done with a few more pigeons? Tally ho!
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Re: Blondey - Pigeon Wise
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2024, 01:37:43 AM »

Blondey’s a twat but also a guilty pleasure.
Kinda went full Gonz in the into…