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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #150 on: October 12, 2021, 08:25:16 PM »
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
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I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.

This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #151 on: October 12, 2021, 08:38:19 PM »
Me: I found skate Jesus.

Slap: Yeah, well maybe if he does the crucifix switch I will believe it.
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #152 on: October 12, 2021, 08:44:02 PM »
This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #153 on: October 12, 2021, 08:53:28 PM »
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
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I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.
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This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.

Lol you some sort of sport's scientist or just a run of the mill poe?

Since you fancy science so much though, what exactly is it about skating transition that makes it fundamentally different to street that he must switch stances to do it comfortably?

On top of that, can it be ruled out entirely that he didn't just get comfortable skating transition switch to the point it became normal to him?

These are just some questions actual researchers would ask regarding this, with the latter question being indicative of whether it was an acquired or inherit skill.


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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #154 on: October 12, 2021, 08:55:11 PM »
This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."

omg Ed I love jb4
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #155 on: October 12, 2021, 08:55:51 PM »
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
[close]

Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
[close]

I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
[close]

I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.
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This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.
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Lol you some sort of sport's scientist or just a run of the mill poe?

Since you fancy science so much though, what exactly is it about skating transition that makes it fundamentally different to street that he must switch stances to do it comfortably?

On top of that, can it be ruled out entirely that he didn't just get comfortable skating transition switch to the point it became normal to him?

These are just some questions actual researchers would ask regarding this, with the latter question being indicative of whether it was an acquired or inherit skill.

You fucking suck, layman.
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #156 on: October 12, 2021, 09:50:58 PM »
What tricks does he have goofy and what tricks does he have regular?
you should make a list

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #157 on: October 12, 2021, 10:31:13 PM »
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This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
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omg Ed I love jb4

It was when they figured out they could put out the advertisements in publications and have mafuckas call them lol

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #158 on: October 12, 2021, 10:59:18 PM »
I came into this thread expecting a seeping cardboard box of diarrhea and boy did it ever deliver.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #159 on: October 13, 2021, 01:24:51 AM »
Me: I found skate Jesus.

Slap: Yeah, well maybe if he does the crucifix switch I will believe it.
Jesus is supposed to die for our sins

Skateboarding is dying a little for leandre's sins...

One question remains: why are you choking on him ?

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #160 on: October 13, 2021, 01:35:30 AM »
Anything Berra is backing is 100% shit. Therefore this kid is shit. I bet Berra already has him doing classes to praise the almighty Xenu. Gimmick skating is boring as fuck.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #161 on: October 13, 2021, 01:55:21 AM »
alright he has two stancess. He sucks in regular and in goofy. case closed

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #162 on: October 13, 2021, 03:08:29 AM »
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This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
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omg Ed I love jb4
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It was when they figured out they could put out the advertisements in publications and have mafuckas call them lol

"...And if you can't whip out answers like that, that man is liable to go on a commercial break, punch your fucking mouth loose, you understand me?" " Yes, I understand you..."

This whole experience has been my attempt to recapture the spirit of "Testing for Jeopardy" and put it into the form of a Slap thread.

Slap is on the other line like "Why are you yelling and screaming and cursing?"
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This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #163 on: October 13, 2021, 04:56:53 AM »
Imagine downloading Instagram, literally being amateur for Steve Berra and making your username skate goat.

Talk about massive ego how much coke do la kids do?

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #164 on: October 13, 2021, 05:59:23 AM »
Switch backside rotations are a fundamental part to a lot of the more beautiful tricks in skateboarding. If he's excluding himself from having this option, well...

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #165 on: October 13, 2021, 06:04:58 AM »
im super confused how this is a thread based off those 2 videos. because he did those 2 switch tails on flat ledges, he is considered regular on street? lol... gonna need more than that friend
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #166 on: October 13, 2021, 06:13:06 AM »
This thread sucks just like the person itís about. Coincidence?
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #167 on: October 13, 2021, 06:51:48 AM »
Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #168 on: October 13, 2021, 07:07:06 AM »
Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.

Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and heís like 60 years old 

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #169 on: October 13, 2021, 07:09:51 AM »
Skategoat???? Only a sheep would believe that

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #170 on: October 13, 2021, 07:19:53 AM »
Xenu told skatebloat that if he didn't skate park and street with different stances he would be permanently banished to Sea Org

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #171 on: October 13, 2021, 07:28:56 AM »
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What tricks does he have goofy and what tricks does he have regular?
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you should make a list

there might be five tricks he can do goofy and regular, and they're all flatground flip tricks

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #172 on: October 13, 2021, 07:30:43 AM »
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and heís like 60 year--

...And begin!
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #173 on: October 13, 2021, 07:35:49 AM »
Skateboarding 2021:

No Olympic win
No street league win
No Tampa win
No full part
No cover

Girlfriend whose popular on Instagram and makes pants = GOAT

social media done gone and ruined peopleís brains

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #174 on: October 13, 2021, 07:38:46 AM »
Do u think he calls himself skate goat when he meets people?

Hi my name is Matt
Hey man Iím skate goat, ya know as in like greatest of all time!

If I was a little kid Iíd be so bummed, imagine your brother is like hey letís go to Venice and see skate goat and u get there and itís not even a fucking goat skating just some dude doing switch fly outs

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #175 on: October 13, 2021, 07:47:24 AM »
He canít even do a 900 both stances #notmygoat

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #176 on: October 13, 2021, 08:25:34 AM »
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and heís like 60 year--
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...And begin!

Me: Tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway, what stance does Leandre approach the tree in the parkway?

Slap: 15 minutes.
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #177 on: October 13, 2021, 08:32:22 AM »
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and heís like 60 year--
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...And begin!

Take it to the standup thread, chuckles.  Iím sure someone will say something funny in there soon.
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #178 on: October 13, 2021, 08:42:57 AM »
He canít even do a 900 both stances #notmygoat

You know it ain't easy. You know how hard it can be.
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #179 on: October 13, 2021, 09:03:45 AM »
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and heís like 60 year--
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...And begin!
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Me: Tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway, what stance does Leandre approach the tree in the parkway?

Slap: 15 minutes.

You just became my favorite Slap poster
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