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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2024, 05:05:09 PM »
Not illegal by any means, but Dane Burman slid into one of my ex-girlfriends DM's while we were dating at the time and was acting like such a little douchey bitch. He was pulling the "I'm a pro skater from Australia, we should hang out soon" and then getting all butthurt when my girl shut him down.

That was about 10 years ago, I don't remember the exact language anymore, but definitely made me dislike Dane Burman pretty hard. He wouldn't take no as answer very easily. I've heard stories of him doing that to so many other girls as well. He definitely tried using his clout to get some strange.

Again, not illegal, my girlfriend was 19 at the time, but not a good look. Just a character reference on this thread I suppose.
You should dress up as your girlfriend and have sex with him, just to prove a point.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2024, 05:08:36 PM »
Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2024, 05:10:09 PM »
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Not illegal by any means, but Dane Burman slid into one of my ex-girlfriends DM's while we were dating at the time and was acting like such a little douchey bitch. He was pulling the "I'm a pro skater from Australia, we should hang out soon" and then getting all butthurt when my girl shut him down.

That was about 10 years ago, I don't remember the exact language anymore, but definitely made me dislike Dane Burman pretty hard. He wouldn't take no as answer very easily. I've heard stories of him doing that to so many other girls as well. He definitely tried using his clout to get some strange.

Again, not illegal, my girlfriend was 19 at the time, but not a good look. Just a character reference on this thread I suppose.
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You should dress up as your girlfriend and have sex with him, just to prove a point.

I would but I'm married now. Maybe next time.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2024, 05:22:41 PM »
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What did Dane do? Yeah he's an asshole, but I don't know if he's done anything as horrible as Chris Cole. (He did catfish Cody Davis which is honestly hilarious).
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Nothing hilarious about circulating nude photos of someone without their consent. That's a serious crime. Not only should he have been dropped by his Black box and Volcom but also legal action should have been taken. Say what you will about Cody but this took a serious toll on his mental health (and career). People have resorted to extreme self-harm over less. For Dane to then publicly brag about the whole thing on no one and Erica's show is appalling. I think this incident deserves revisiting.
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wait, he got someone's nudes under false pretenses and then sent them around? that's fucking psychopathic, jesus christ

These weren't private nudes of anyone either of them know.
Dane googled "my boobs", and got them off a random public Tumblr. That's a serious crime?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2024, 05:39:45 PM »
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What did Dane do? Yeah he's an asshole, but I don't know if he's done anything as horrible as Chris Cole. (He did catfish Cody Davis which is honestly hilarious).
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Nothing hilarious about circulating nude photos of someone without their consent. That's a serious crime. Not only should he have been dropped by his Black box and Volcom but also legal action should have been taken. Say what you will about Cody but this took a serious toll on his mental health (and career). People have resorted to extreme self-harm over less. For Dane to then publicly brag about the whole thing on no one and Erica's show is appalling. I think this incident deserves revisiting.
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wait, he got someone's nudes under false pretenses and then sent them around? that's fucking psychopathic, jesus christ
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These weren't private nudes of anyone either of them know.
Dane googled "my boobs", and got them off a random public Tumblr. That's a serious crime?

Leaking the photo of Cody was absolutely illegal. But even weirder considering he thought he was speaking with a woman who "sent him photos".




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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2024, 05:46:41 PM »
The whole Zero team is going to get kicked off Zero sooner or later it's seeming like.

Feels like there's a good satire headline in this somewhere. Or at least a terrible pun.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2024, 05:52:16 PM »
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What did Dane do? Yeah he's an asshole, but I don't know if he's done anything as horrible as Chris Cole. (He did catfish Cody Davis which is honestly hilarious).
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Nothing hilarious about circulating nude photos of someone without their consent. That's a serious crime. Not only should he have been dropped by his Black box and Volcom but also legal action should have been taken. Say what you will about Cody but this took a serious toll on his mental health (and career). People have resorted to extreme self-harm over less. For Dane to then publicly brag about the whole thing on no one and Erica's show is appalling. I think this incident deserves revisiting.
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wait, he got someone's nudes under false pretenses and then sent them around? that's fucking psychopathic, jesus christ
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These weren't private nudes of anyone either of them know.
Dane googled "my boobs", and got them off a random public Tumblr. That's a serious crime?
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Leaking the photo of Cody was absolutely illegal. But even weirder considering he thought he was speaking with a woman who "sent him photos".

Leak is an understatement. He sent it all over from what I heard

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2024, 05:57:06 PM »
is he still tre flipping for doja cat?

Because the cringe from that should end his career.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2024, 06:00:03 PM »
is he still tre flipping for doja cat?

Because the cringe from that should end his career.

Current Doja Cat is exactly what he deserves.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2024, 06:06:46 PM »
Cody Davis would have been underage at the time as well(or very close to it)

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2024, 06:34:57 PM »
I love it how he bullied everyone his whole life and is trying so hard to act like he’s down for LGBTQIA+ people, very trendy, considering he is such a homophobe, definitely love the wannabe James Brockman look he’s going for with the tooth, head tatt and earring. Prob the most cringe person in skateboarding.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2024, 06:35:39 PM »
Remember when he bullied Josiah and didn’t want him on zero

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2024, 07:02:13 PM »
Cody Davis would have been underage at the time as well(or very close to it)

Ugh. Even weirder. Dane's suffering from wannabe cool guy syndrome

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2024, 07:05:38 PM »
Remember when Dane was skating in pants with ACAB written on them?
HEY SLAP LOOK TO THE SKY FOUR HORSEMEN LOOKIN IN MY EYE THE GLORY THE GLORY HALLELUJAH MAN STARTED TO CRY

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2024, 07:06:19 PM »
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What did Dane do? Yeah he's an asshole, but I don't know if he's done anything as horrible as Chris Cole. (He did catfish Cody Davis which is honestly hilarious).
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Nothing hilarious about circulating nude photos of someone without their consent. That's a serious crime. Not only should he have been dropped by his Black box and Volcom but also legal action should have been taken. Say what you will about Cody but this took a serious toll on his mental health (and career). People have resorted to extreme self-harm over less. For Dane to then publicly brag about the whole thing on no one and Erica's show is appalling. I think this incident deserves revisiting.
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wait, he got someone's nudes under false pretenses and then sent them around? that's fucking psychopathic, jesus christ
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These weren't private nudes of anyone either of them know.
Dane googled "my boobs", and got them off a random public Tumblr. That's a serious crime?
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Leaking the photo of Cody was absolutely illegal. But even weirder considering he thought he was speaking with a woman who "sent him photos".
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Leak is an understatement. He sent it all over from what I heard


Damn. That sucks. Some Dane reminders:







And a Jamie creep story for good measure:







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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2024, 07:21:29 PM »
Zero be the company that really live up to the name.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2024, 07:28:40 PM »
Zero be the company that really live up to the name.

Bigger they are, harder they fall.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2024, 07:57:24 PM »
Gabriel Summers deserves better than Zero.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2024, 08:14:21 PM »
Is he a citizen? Send this fool to horny jail in the penal colony from which he came

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2024, 08:23:28 PM »
Is he a citizen? Send this fool to horny jail in the penal colony from which he came

He can’t go back aus cause everyone knows he’s a pedo. Heard they had a premiere of some video and everyone chanted pedo when he came on screen lol, Gabriel summers doesn’t even fuck with him either

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2024, 08:30:56 PM »
Jamie how is this dude even on the team? Then or now?

Are you just keeping him on now as a way to prove you can't be "bullied" into kicking dudes off? But instead provide a home and a salary for alleged pedos? I don't even know if we need to say "alleged" anymore tbh.

For someone so concerned with themselves and the public's perception of them you sure do make some weird ass-choices. Kick yourself off too.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2024, 08:42:04 PM »
His insta bio: "Made a lot of mistakes, hurt a lot of people, working every day to be better to make up for it."

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2024, 08:47:53 PM »
Jamie how is this dude even on the team? Then or now?

Are you just keeping him on now as a way to prove you can't be "bullied" into kicking dudes off? But instead provide a home and a salary for alleged pedos? I don't even know if we need to say "alleged" anymore tbh.

For someone so concerned with themselves and the public's perception of them you sure do make some weird ass-choices. Kick yourself off too.

Put Cody on. Call it restorative justice

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2024, 08:50:37 PM »
Gabriel Summers deserves better than Zero.

Confirmed that Gabriel summers actually hates Dane Birman. We should turn this into a Gabriel summers on Hoddle thread.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2024, 09:51:56 PM »
His insta bio: "Made a lot of mistakes, hurt a lot of people, working every day to be better to make up for it."

That's almost as convincing as Cole's bio. Must be a great guy now if his bio says so.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2024, 11:59:00 PM »
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Gabriel Summers deserves better than Zero.
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Confirmed that Gabriel summers actually hates Dane Birman. We should turn this into a Gabriel summers on Hoddle thread.

Source?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2024, 01:37:55 AM »
Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.

Didn’t Ben nordberg do the same thing to one of
His flip team riders and brag about it on no one and Erica’s show?
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2024, 02:04:36 AM »
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Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.
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Didn’t Ben nordberg do the same thing to one of
His flip team riders and brag about it on no one and Erica’s show?


Dude send me a dick pic No homo

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2024, 02:17:16 AM »
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Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.
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Didn’t Ben nordberg do the same thing to one of
His flip team riders and brag about it on no one and Erica’s show?


Well there was that Berrics filmer screwdriver story on that show too.  People are dying to self-incriminate on that show   

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2024, 07:12:06 AM »
Skate companies and skate podcasts still operate in a very outdated bro culture, boys club, way and that's how something like Trasher posting that horrible Dane clip flies. It's like Packer talking to Michael Scott, just laughing it up.

Even AI knows this stuff. "Estimated Male-to-Female Ratios for Top Skate Companies":

    Birdhouse: Primarily male-dominated, with a likely ratio around 90:10 (male) for sponsored skaters.
    Chocolate: Similar to Birdhouse, with a possible ratio around 85:15 (male).
    Girl: This company has been more progressive, but the ratio is still likely around 80:20 (male).
    Zero: Historically known for a hardcore, male-dominated team, with a ratio likely around 95:5 (male).

"These estimates are based on the traditional makeup of these companies and the skateboarding industry as a whole. The actual numbers could vary, especially with recent efforts to include more women in the industry. If you need more precise data, looking at specific team rosters, company leadership, and recent changes would be necessary."

Also, not a single female podcast host or cohost in skateboarding still?

Why would Tony Hawk choose Jason Ellis of all people as his co-host? Why have The Nine Club had 6 different male hosts/cohosts and even every guest hose has been male? Maybe they thought Kelly's female sounding name would make them seem diverse?  Why does it matter? Because skateboarding seems more like a male fraternity and you know there's a lot of skeletons in those closets.

Skating has made a lot of headway with race but still has a long way to go in other departments.