The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

[snow storm]

Slap and brinkl are made for each other and equally uncool

[snow storm]

I don't know why you guys pretend to hate him he is totally one of you

[Paul Cicero]

https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/the-robert-no one-problem


Feel sorry for any victims who go through this guy. never seen anyone impose them selves like this

Going all in - this is a wild read in so many ways.
Nyjah tape is real?!
Dunno who Ritchie Valdez is, but no one sure makes it known that he’s more handsome and taller than him.
So much going on 

[PsychOut]

Burman removed his statement off his Instagram…..sorry not sorry

[Mr. Jax Taylor]

Slap and brinkl are made for each other and equally uncool

Your A Slap Poster Too, Moron

Edit: I GuesS Not Anymore

[Timberwolf]

He is crashing out hard.

[Donkey Lips]

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I wonder how bummed he’d be if he realized no one thinks about him when he’s not making a huge fucking spectacle out of exploiting someone else’s trauma.

Edited for poor wording

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that part, like sorry bronk but if dude can't even explain why the weekend buzz really ended everything else is just trauma exploitation

Man is Dick Thornburg from Die Hard.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

His trauma exploitation has been going on for a while and it's fucking disgusting. Really somebody else needs to step in and cover the things he's covering, even if they're just going over the exact same thing like he didn't exist, because he absolutely should not have that position. Even if he'd only gone and matter of factly dealt with the subjects he's breaching I would be suspicious because of how he presents himself online but would have to give him the benefit of the doubt. But he has categorically NOT done that and the way he centers himself in the middle of all this and is so unashamedly stoked to be the person talking about it is totally fucked.

If he really has seen a tape of Nyjah and not said anything (other than casually mentioning when he wants to put himself over) that is fucked up. If he hasn't and has made that up off the back of rumours that's absolutely horrendous. There's no good outcome.

[Noble Experiment]

(other than casually mentioning when he wants to put himself over)

"Why are they booing me? I'm supposed to be the babyface dammit!" - Brinkles

[DirtCat]

His trauma exploitation has been going on for a while and it's fucking disgusting.

It's always rubbed me the wrong way.  I especially hate how transactional he approaches his stories too, like "I'll take this down if Person A responds" or "I reached out to Company XYZ, if they don't make a public comment I'll publish more details."  My dude if you have verified information about predators in the industry it's your responsibility as a supposed journalist to report everything with an objective voice.  Otherwise you're just a gossip blogger. 

[you_are_all_cunts]

Burman removed his statement off his Instagram…..sorry not sorry

Someone probably advised him that a statement of that nature is akin to an admission of guilt and probably won't help with any issues stemming from this coming to light.

[ineedthis]

A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.

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The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.

[DCLOVE]

The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.

no one is definitely one to get high on his own supply , taking on Jamie and Dane burman is easy pickings but nyjah got Nike and Pepsi money and lawyers. The only way this doesn’t backfire with no one getting sued for defamation is if he has the video and really the girl involved willing to talk . I’d imagine the girl signed and nda and got a fat check around the time nyjah got on Nike .

[Paul Cicero]

The no one website just updated the Dane story with photos from twitter messages.

Shit is fucked.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

I’ll feel bad for Br0īnk when Nurse Ratched lobotomizes him, knowing full well that he’s probably the only person that could still justifiably be prescribed a lobotomy.

[slapshakle]

A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.

https://youtu.be/BqoAbXoDIDU?si=r0QIlt8K0gdVFkYL

I got u

[Kielwasser]

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The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.

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no one is definitely one to get high on his own supply , taking on Jamie and Dane burman is easy pickings but nyjah got Nike and Pepsi money and lawyers. The only way this doesn’t backfire with no one getting sued for defamation is if he has the video and really the girl involved willing to talk . I’d imagine the girl signed and nda and got a fat check around the time nyjah got on Nike .

How much is that worth do you think? Probably so much less than I'd hope for...

[ineedthis]

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A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.

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https://youtu.be/BqoAbXoDIDU?si=r0QIlt8K0gdVFkYL

I got u

Wow, cheers.

[Benicio El Toro]

Did knobface ever address the accusations?

[BeAWitness]

The chief should rebrand zero skateboards as catholic skateboards. He can be Jamie “the pope” Thomas with his professional groomers.

Welcome to Hell

[sidvish]

Seeing this made me embarrased to share the same oxygen as another skateboarder who made it. fucked.

[JamesFardy]

[Dooky-shoes]

In the late 90’s when I was in high school, a group of Australian vert skaters in their early 20’s were well known for f@cking 14 and 15 year old girls. And giving them pills, alcohol, coke and whatever else they had. American and Canadian pros were around too but weren’t really getting down like that.

I was friends with the girls and also around when it was happening so I know it’s true. No big deal at the time but in hindsight it was disgusting. Really screwed up a couple of those girls for life.

[saffron]

Robert no one is fucking nuts lmao

[Shiro417gunpla]

Robert no one is fucking nuts lmao

Who?

[DirtCat]

An hour and forty five minutes

Dang

[luke_gardner]

joa's overdubs really break the immersion for me, but i did sit through the whole thing

[Lou Strux]

Last time I was witness to a dissection that thorough was when I sat in on a lab in medical school.
Ouch!
RIP ROBERT BRlNK. 💀🪦👻
“He is a gost.”

[milk.razor]

joa's overdubs really break the immersion for me, but i did sit through the whole thing

The immersion?? This aint scorsese bro we’re watching a zoomer meme the biggest dumbass on this website