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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #570 on: February 04, 2026, 02:15:02 AM »
Slap and brinkl are made for each other and equally uncool

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #571 on: February 04, 2026, 02:23:48 AM »
I don't know why you guys pretend to hate him he is totally one of you

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #572 on: February 04, 2026, 03:27:13 AM »
https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/the-robert-no one-problem :o


Feel sorry for any victims who go through this guy. never seen anyone impose them selves like this

Going all in - this is a wild read in so many ways.
Nyjah tape is real?!
Dunno who Ritchie Valdez is, but no one sure makes it known that he’s more handsome and taller than him.
So much going on  :o :o

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #573 on: February 04, 2026, 04:09:58 AM »
Burman removed his statement off his Instagram…..sorry not sorry

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #574 on: February 04, 2026, 04:29:45 AM »
Slap and brinkl are made for each other and equally uncool
Your A Slap Poster Too, Moron

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #575 on: February 04, 2026, 04:48:58 AM »
He is crashing out hard.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #576 on: February 04, 2026, 11:19:22 AM »
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I wonder how bummed he’d be if he realized no one thinks about him when he’s not making a huge fucking spectacle out of exploiting someone else’s trauma.

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that part, like sorry bronk but if dude can't even explain why the weekend buzz really ended everything else is just trauma exploitation

Man is Dick Thornburg from Die Hard.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #577 on: February 04, 2026, 12:36:07 PM »
His trauma exploitation has been going on for a while and it's fucking disgusting. Really somebody else needs to step in and cover the things he's covering, even if they're just going over the exact same thing like he didn't exist, because he absolutely should not have that position. Even if he'd only gone and matter of factly dealt with the subjects he's breaching I would be suspicious because of how he presents himself online but would have to give him the benefit of the doubt. But he has categorically NOT done that and the way he centers himself in the middle of all this and is so unashamedly stoked to be the person talking about it is totally fucked.

If he really has seen a tape of Nyjah and not said anything (other than casually mentioning when he wants to put himself over) that is fucked up. If he hasn't and has made that up off the back of rumours that's absolutely horrendous. There's no good outcome.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #578 on: February 04, 2026, 12:45:14 PM »
(other than casually mentioning when he wants to put himself over)
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #579 on: February 04, 2026, 01:08:26 PM »
His trauma exploitation has been going on for a while and it's fucking disgusting.

It's always rubbed me the wrong way.  I especially hate how transactional he approaches his stories too, like "I'll take this down if Person A responds" or "I reached out to Company XYZ, if they don't make a public comment I'll publish more details."  My dude if you have verified information about predators in the industry it's your responsibility as a supposed journalist to report everything with an objective voice.  Otherwise you're just a gossip blogger. 

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #580 on: February 04, 2026, 01:23:43 PM »
Burman removed his statement off his Instagram…..sorry not sorry

Someone probably advised him that a statement of that nature is akin to an admission of guilt and probably won't help with any issues stemming from this coming to light.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #581 on: February 04, 2026, 02:00:35 PM »
A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #582 on: February 04, 2026, 03:33:10 PM »
The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #583 on: February 04, 2026, 04:46:50 PM »
The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.

no one is definitely one to get high on his own supply , taking on Jamie and Dane burman is easy pickings but nyjah got Nike and Pepsi money and lawyers. The only way this doesn’t backfire with no one getting sued for defamation is if he has the video and really the girl involved willing to talk . I’d imagine the girl signed and nda and got a fat check around the time nyjah got on Nike .
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #584 on: February 05, 2026, 12:51:00 AM »
The no one website just updated the Dane story with photos from twitter messages.

Shit is fucked.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #585 on: February 05, 2026, 02:00:59 AM »
I’ll feel bad for Br0īnk when Nurse Ratched lobotomizes him, knowing full well that he’s probably the only person that could still justifiably be prescribed a lobotomy.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #586 on: February 05, 2026, 05:06:14 AM »
A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.

https://youtu.be/BqoAbXoDIDU?si=r0QIlt8K0gdVFkYL

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #587 on: February 05, 2026, 09:27:47 AM »
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The dude came with receipts on Burman, makes his statement regarding the actual existence of the Nyjah tape pretty interesting. A whole lot of people seemed real eager to forget all about that shit and his dumbass take on female skateboarding, curious if more comes to light regarding old Nigel.
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no one is definitely one to get high on his own supply , taking on Jamie and Dane burman is easy pickings but nyjah got Nike and Pepsi money and lawyers. The only way this doesn’t backfire with no one getting sued for defamation is if he has the video and really the girl involved willing to talk . I’d imagine the girl signed and nda and got a fat check around the time nyjah got on Nike .

How much is that worth do you think? Probably so much less than I'd hope for...

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #588 on: February 10, 2026, 02:26:34 PM »
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A throwwww back does anyone know where to find one of Burmans early early day in the life videos when he lived in Sydney? He was just lurking around the city and going to centerlink and that. Youtube sucks now and doesn't allow search "oldest" video.
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https://youtu.be/BqoAbXoDIDU?si=r0QIlt8K0gdVFkYL

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #589 on: February 13, 2026, 07:10:32 AM »
Did knobface ever address the accusations?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #590 on: February 15, 2026, 12:32:53 AM »
The chief should rebrand zero skateboards as catholic skateboards. He can be Jamie “the pope” Thomas with his professional groomers.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #591 on: February 15, 2026, 08:20:48 AM »
Seeing this made me embarrased to share the same oxygen as another skateboarder who made it. fucked.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #592 on: February 15, 2026, 05:44:00 PM »



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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #593 on: February 17, 2026, 07:51:08 AM »
In the late 90’s when I was in high school, a group of Australian vert skaters in their early 20’s were well known for f@cking 14 and 15 year old girls. And giving them pills, alcohol, coke and whatever else they had. American and Canadian pros were around too but weren’t really getting down like that.

I was friends with the girls and also around when it was happening so I know it’s true. No big deal at the time but in hindsight it was disgusting. Really screwed up a couple of those girls for life.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #594 on: February 17, 2026, 11:22:50 AM »
Robert no one is fucking nuts lmao

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #595 on: February 17, 2026, 01:21:22 PM »
Robert no one is fucking nuts lmao

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #596 on: February 17, 2026, 02:03:45 PM »
An hour and forty five minutes

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #597 on: February 17, 2026, 04:03:59 PM »
joa's overdubs really break the immersion for me, but i did sit through the whole thing

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #598 on: February 17, 2026, 04:42:55 PM »
Last time I was witness to a dissection that thorough was when I sat in on a lab in medical school.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #599 on: February 17, 2026, 04:55:30 PM »
joa's overdubs really break the immersion for me, but i did sit through the whole thing
The immersion?? This aint scorsese bro we’re watching a zoomer meme the biggest dumbass on this website
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