Obituaries for the recently Ban-Hammered

[RichardBarkley]

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Sick_McCranck_,

you were a gentleman and a kook. your opinions were not always internally consistent, but you were fearless about sharing them. i personally enjoyed your humor. r.i.p.

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I remember his banana avatar. I remember that his rep was terrible. I remember that I didn't have him on ignore. But, I don't remember much else. I had no strong positive or negative feelings.

Bummer he blew it and did something stupid.

What did he do

[alien porkchop]

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Sick_McCranck_,

you were a gentleman and a kook. your opinions were not always internally consistent, but you were fearless about sharing them. i personally enjoyed your humor. r.i.p.

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I remember his banana avatar. I remember that his rep was terrible. I remember that I didn't have him on ignore. But, I don't remember much else. I had no strong positive or negative feelings.

Bummer he blew it and did something stupid.

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What did he do

who built gobekli tepe? what is the purpose of the nazca lines? how many alts does no one really have? some things we’ll just never know.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Sick_McCranck_,

you were a gentleman and a kook. your opinions were not always internally consistent, but you were fearless about sharing them. i personally enjoyed your humor. r.i.p.

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I remember his banana avatar. I remember that his rep was terrible. I remember that I didn't have him on ignore. But, I don't remember much else. I had no strong positive or negative feelings.

Bummer he blew it and did something stupid.

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What did he do

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who built gobekli tepe? what is the purpose of the nazca lines? how many alts does no one really have? some things we’ll just never know.

Railing against “woke” in the Trump thread.   Didn’t read that closely to see where they crossed the line, if that’s where it happened

[companguero]

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[Atiba Applebum]

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Doesn’t necessarily tell the whole story.  Mods remove offensive posts, so if anything crossed the line, we can no longer see it

[RichardBarkley]

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Sick_McCranck_,

you were a gentleman and a kook. your opinions were not always internally consistent, but you were fearless about sharing them. i personally enjoyed your humor. r.i.p.

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I remember his banana avatar. I remember that his rep was terrible. I remember that I didn't have him on ignore. But, I don't remember much else. I had no strong positive or negative feelings.

Bummer he blew it and did something stupid.

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What did he do

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who built gobekli tepe? what is the purpose of the nazca lines? how many alts does no one really have? some things we’ll just never know.

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Railing against “woke” in the Trump thread.   Didn’t read that closely to see where they crossed the line, if that’s where it happened

Ah yeah makes sense

[alien porkchop]

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Sick_McCranck_,

you were a gentleman and a kook. your opinions were not always internally consistent, but you were fearless about sharing them. i personally enjoyed your humor. r.i.p.

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I remember his banana avatar. I remember that his rep was terrible. I remember that I didn't have him on ignore. But, I don't remember much else. I had no strong positive or negative feelings.

Bummer he blew it and did something stupid.

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What did he do

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who built gobekli tepe? what is the purpose of the nazca lines? how many alts does no one really have? some things we’ll just never know.

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Railing against “woke” in the Trump thread.   Didn’t read that closely to see where they crossed the line, if that’s where it happened

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Ah yeah makes sense

from what i understand, the offending post is often removed, so it is a bit of a mystery sometimes. but sick arguing that woke liberals are the problem in u.s. politics is a very likely culprit. the parts i read were like right wing talking points, but also, not an uncommon sentiment, and sick didn’t really defend the position much when everyone refuted his statements. i would hope there was something i did not see i guess.

he talked about being envious of those with extremely negative rep, so it was a dangerous game he played. he fucked around and found out apparently. now he is just another notch on the ban hammer.

[fuck_that_guy]

fuck that guy

[companguero]

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Doesn’t necessarily tell the whole story.  Mods remove offensive posts, so if anything crossed the line, we can no longer see it

True, these "gravestone" type posts I've made don't tell the story of why a user was banned but that's not my intention.
In a way, the stats tell the rest of a user's story in their own words.
We know they were banned, this thread is not a place to focus on the reasons, it just gives us a place to reminisce or spit on the recently departed.

[n0torious]

I joined this place around 2006 (yikes) and the old days were no picnic. Yes, there were fun times, good threads, some really hilarious fake accounts, but you opened the forum with full knowledge that you might see something deeply fucked up whether you liked it or not. In general, this place was very ugly and cruel. I'm fine with the trade-offs of more active content moderation, and it's one of the reasons I kept my account while not posting often. I prefer a Slap interested in engaging with cultural and representational questions versus the meatspin bonanza. I encourage you to NOT google meatspin.

[Mariah]

Have any of the mods ever posted a clip

[funeral_tuxedo]

Have any of the mods ever posted a clip

Some of them have posted some sick clips. You haven’t though.
The people who have gotten banned from Slap earned it.

[skippersoldballs]

I was 9 years old when my best friend at the time told me not to google meatspin, and wouldn’t elaborate why. I searched it up on my mom’s computer. Haven’t thought about that in a long while, always appreciate a trip down memory lane

[IusedToSkateMore]

post a fresh clip and i'll do the same

[elisunday]

Have any of the mods ever posted a clip

Mariah
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Date Registered:March 01, 2025, 03:29:59 PMLocal Time:March 03, 2025, 11:24:46 AM

Dear Mariah,

You posted approximately 3 times on SLAP. By the grace of the Mods, we have your sole remaining post on display in this very thread, where you can no longer hypothetically post your hypothetical clip, which would have surely been either drippy or fire af. I suppose if {tragedy + time = comedy}, but time is at a deficit, then {tragic + irony = comedy}, as well. Wouldn't you agree? Yes, i'm certain you would. I knew you well. Goodbye.

Sincerely,
Nothing to do at my job today, been eating a lot of snacks.

[Audrey II]

[Big Baby Jesus]

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Sus a Pal only has 2 posts in shoes and gear.

[companguero]

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Sus a Pal only has 2 posts in shoes and gear.

What's the minimum going rate for authenticity?

[SmashtheState]

I've had several accounts on here of the earlier days of The Gipper and was harshly bullied a few times. Do I miss the banter and quasi roasting of each other? Sure but as someone else has stated the engagement of important and worthwhile topics instead of right-wing drivel and homophobic nonsense is quite refreshing to see mods holding it down and not letting shit slide. The 1010 thread was comedic gold and the styling on ya threads are top tiered.

[Audrey II]

slap memes... we hardly knew you, except you were probably the one with the slap insults* instagram and this was probably one of multiple accounts you have here, so maybe we did know you too well.

feels like pretty soon its gonna be just gnar alarm and slap fried talking to themselves.

[GnarAlarm]

slap memes... we hardly knew you, except you were probably the one with the slap insults* instagram and this was probably one of multiple accounts you have here, so maybe we did know you too well.

feels like pretty soon its gonna be just gnar alarm and slap fried talking to themselves.

What can I say, work's been a little slow lately...

[alien porkchop]

slappykrook,

i know you had a crush on me, and honestly, i was flattered, but you tried too hard, and that’s a turn off. i hope you find what you are looking for, and burn in the flames of the ban-hammered. sucker!!!

[Undeadwingsoflove]

[alien porkchop]

[companguero]

The mockery posts got me laughing.

I can appreciate one of his innocuous posts:

Just enjoying a nice plate of candied strawberries on Christmas

[ferguu]

But what'd he get banned for? He was annoying (obviously) but it was all like a dumb act thing right? What was the straw?

[Noble Experiment]

But what'd he get banned for? He was annoying (obviously) but it was all like a dumb act thing right? What was the straw?

I’m not sure what the candied strawberries on Christmas that broke the camel’s back was, but going into the Indy cross thread and seeing that he was banned was like catching a whiff of fresh garlic bread getting baked in an oven while in a chamber of farts.

[Atiba Applebum]

But what'd he get banned for? He was annoying (obviously) but it was all like a dumb act thing right? What was the straw?

Believe they admitted to ban evasion

[Jamie Fortuneteller]

White monster was bawtawd. I made that up but it feels true

[alien porkchop]

@Scarecrow Radio i know i crossed some lines with you because you dm’d me, like a man, and let me know. but i just wanted to say i rather enjoyed your last hurrah here under this moniker and i hope you and yours are doing well and staying safe out there. until the next time. and i hope there is a next time, because this is one of those instances where my love for the ban hammer is conflicted. so thanks for the romp. you will be missed.