Author Topic: not enough to justify its own thread (Read 189375 times)

Sleazy · « **Reply #240 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:21:08 AM »

i had one of those days yesterday, some of the annoyances included

- trying to leave for work and seeing that my shoes are all muddy so i decided to clean them off in the sink and then dropped on and it landed so that the water was pouring inside the shoe
- shortly after dropped my coffee while trying to grab the trash on my way out, already late and now i had to clean coffee out of the carpet
- first day that EZ7 will actually be dry in months and i realize that the board i have in the car is cracked on the nose and tail and that i'll have to go by the house first which adds about an hour to the drive time.
- forgot my stash and phone in the apartment after going home and had to hike back up the stairs to get them
- for the first time in years can't find my stash and have to search the whole apartment
- on my way home stop by the grocery that i go to because they have really good baggers and i have to carry my shit up 3 fights, no baggers to be found
- when trying to carry groceries up the stairs one the bag breaks because i bagged them myself

but at least i got to skate...

Burgalveist · « **Reply #241 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:39:38 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on July 20, 2007, 10:10:36 PM

Funniest thing I've ever seen.

EricLogan · « **Reply #242 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:16:26 AM »

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Quote from: cigarettebeer on July 20, 2007, 10:10:36 PM
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Funniest thing I've ever seen.

hahahaha oh my goddd

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #243 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:42:32 AM »

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H8R · « **Reply #244 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:05:58 AM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on July 24, 2007, 10:42:32 AM

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn it! thats yet another slap pal thats gonna kook me. LOL!
congrats!

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #245 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:16:23 AM »

^damn -58? You must be posting somewhere I'm not reading.
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Guile · « **Reply #246 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:34:53 AM »

H8R · « **Reply #247 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:24:37 AM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on July 24, 2007, 11:16:23 AM

^damn -58? You must be posting somewhere I'm not reading.
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haha, i get kooked on the daily, i'm not cool enough for slap.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #248 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:26:54 AM »

I got kooked today. I almost threw up.

Sleazy · « **Reply #249 on:** July 25, 2007, 01:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Guile on July 25, 2007, 08:34:53 AM

i'd say this is own thread worthy

andrew4lyfe · « **Reply #250 on:** July 25, 2007, 03:16:48 PM »

i got more banana clips than chimpanzees

defiantnate · « **Reply #251 on:** July 25, 2007, 03:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on July 25, 2007, 01:41:56 PM

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i'd say this is own thread worthy

bentmode · « **Reply #252 on:** July 25, 2007, 07:04:07 PM »

i was lurking on my frineds myspace. there was this one point where id leave emberassing comments all day long.

here is one of them

Dec 8, 2006 9:12 PM
next time i drink and were at karaoke please do not let me sing kiss me to 3 other guys.

john · « **Reply #253 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:24:03 PM »

last night i drank aristocrat with some "aggressive inliners", then some girl passed out in my room with a power rangers sleeping bag, and i fucked with her while she was sleeping, then woke her up and told her to leave. i kept her sleeping bag too.

awesome 500th post.

jrock · « **Reply #254 on:** July 25, 2007, 11:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on July 21, 2007, 09:35:20 AM

you can seriously write anything on a check. this cleared my bank

i just read this. i laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes....

//////////// · « **Reply #255 on:** July 25, 2007, 11:47:53 PM »

fin2 · « **Reply #256 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:16:54 AM »

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i'd say this is own thread worthy

shit is sickk

SR Junky · « **Reply #257 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:24:00 AM »

I like those long jokes/stories/situations where someone goes to a farmers house and he says they can stay there just as long as he doesnt touch his hot slut of a daughter/wife. shit always turns out good. i.e. seinfeld, harold and kumar, this one bob dylan song, and a joke ive been trying to remember but cant quite

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #258 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:34:22 AM »

lastnight i dreamed there was a secret magical ocean next to japan and satan was going to build a apocolypse machine inside it, he had a deathstar trench like path leading up to it with plants and stuff growing in it and michael moore made a movie exposing it.

and i crashed my moms xterra.

Mackattack · « **Reply #259 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:37:25 AM »

speaking of dreams...

is there any movie with "rubbernecks" in them? like people who are really flexible so its hard to hurt them. in my dream i was fighting them and im wondering why i would dream that

lumptard · « **Reply #260 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:04:52 PM »

Quote from: SR Junky on July 26, 2007, 11:24:00 AM

I like those long jokes/stories/situations where someone goes to a farmers house and he says they can stay there just as long as he doesnt touch his hot slut of a daughter/wife. shit always turns out good. i.e. seinfeld, harold and kumar, this one bob dylan song, and a joke ive been trying to remember but cant quite

wasn't there a Futurama episode that had a situation similiar to the one mentioned above... something involving the "crushinator"?

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #261 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:09:33 PM »

^yup
couldntt find a screen shot of that episode but here's this

mikefork · « **Reply #262 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:12:07 PM »

the new shop boards came in yesterday and slap pals get jealous

i also went to a party last night in the city where i tried to mac it with three girls at once. this morning i woke up so stoked and haven't skated this hard in a while ebcause of how stokedd i am

i also got the meta dvd from riding maballs a few minutes ago

able · « **Reply #263 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:08:04 PM »

Somebody hacked the hell outta youtube
The home page has nothing but different versions of "Chocolate Rain"

www.youtube.com

and if you google "youtube"
this comes up:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.COM [/size]
FOR HACKING YOUTUBE AND GETTING ME ON THE FRONT PAGE. THANKS, ERIC BAUMAN. YOU ROCK! .... Watch and upload YouTube videos on your mobile device. ...
www.youtube.com/ - 70k - Jul 26, 2007 - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

Stand and Deliver · « **Reply #264 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:05:35 PM »

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_6449016?source=most_viewed&nclick_check=1

This one is for Toombs and Murdo.

EricLogan · « **Reply #265 on:** July 27, 2007, 03:22:44 AM »

went to a City Skateboard demo today. It was cool, but later on when cleaning up shitters at a resturant I got way bummed on how much those dudes' reality rocks in comparison to mine. I wish I was a rippier skateboarder.

I'mma go tend to my pussy now.

//////////// · « **Reply #266 on:** July 27, 2007, 03:36:56 AM »

ripper skateboarder..
i wish i was a rapper skateboarder

EricLogan · « **Reply #267 on:** July 27, 2007, 02:25:54 PM »

rippier, not ripper. you best go back to school homeboy

defiantnate · « **Reply #268 on:** July 27, 2007, 03:22:56 PM »

"Sometimes you go down there you kiss that poo poo".
[youtube=425,350]RNOQOJFLUNU[/youtube]
Ghost is hilarious!

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #269 on:** July 27, 2007, 05:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Frankenberry. on July 27, 2007, 03:36:56 AM

ripper skateboarder..
i wish i was a rapper skateboarder

then you could get a walking talking real doll as your girlfriend ala chris gentry

Author Topic: not enough to justify its own thread (Read 189375 times)

H8R

H8R

andrew4lyfe

defiantnate

jrock

SR Junky

Sony MDR V2 headphones

Mackattack

mikefork

Stand and Deliver

defiantnate