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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #390 on: August 14, 2007, 09:08:16 AM »
i just finished taking a a dump and the shit was at least 3 feet long.  :o
i set a new personal record!   ;D

i got a 3 flusher at work that i was pretty stoked on. the toliets here don't play so you really got to put down a stack to get double but tripple's definitely gnar

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #391 on: August 14, 2007, 09:15:24 AM »
I was dropping a Diego at work yesterday and someone walked in and immedietly walked out. I was stoked.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #392 on: August 14, 2007, 09:16:33 AM »
southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up, so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #393 on: August 14, 2007, 10:12:26 AM »
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i just finished taking a a dump and the shit was at least 3 feet long.  :o
i set a new personal record!   ;D
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i got a 3 flusher at work that i was pretty stoked on. the toliets here don't play so you really got to put down a stack to get double but tripple's definitely gnar

well to be completely honest, it wasn't your typical stretch your asshole so it hurts size of a babys arm type of dump, it was more an anoxeric 3 footer.   
 

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #394 on: August 14, 2007, 10:14:28 AM »
southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up, so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.


Good, their site has needed work for some time.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #395 on: August 14, 2007, 11:10:26 AM »
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southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up, so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.

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Good, their site has needed work for some time.

definitely. It's never been bad but never been interesting either.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #396 on: August 14, 2007, 11:23:16 AM »
why are you dudes proud of a 3 foot long piece of shit? that is just ridiculous.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #397 on: August 14, 2007, 11:27:59 AM »
why are you dudes proud of a 3 foot long piece of shit? that is just ridiculous.

pfft!  you're obviously suffer from fecal envy. :D
my sphincter has powers you can't begin to imagine!  8)

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #398 on: August 14, 2007, 11:31:52 AM »
they had this guy at my school we called the phantom shitter

he'd lay a turd on the toliet seat in the dorms that would usually go more than half way around. it was really nasty but impressive. the turds on their own were impressively long but to be able to shit with that kind of accuracy was just insane.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #399 on: August 14, 2007, 04:38:28 PM »
A scene from my new favorite movie:



Excuse my ignorance. I can't seem to get the youtube button to work properly...

[youtube=425,350]H7Q9ZEdOLSE[/youtube]

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #400 on: August 14, 2007, 10:15:09 PM »
[youtube=425,350]vEzLpQUKiHI[/youtube]

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #401 on: August 14, 2007, 10:19:50 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #402 on: August 14, 2007, 10:32:19 PM »
thats my new desktop.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #405 on: August 15, 2007, 07:22:43 AM »
A scene from my new favorite movie:



Excuse my ignorance. I can't seem to get the youtube button to work properly...

to do the youtube thing grab the part of the url that comes after v=

so for yours you'd grab H7Q9ZEdOLSE and put the youtube around it

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #406 on: August 15, 2007, 12:49:21 PM »
I fixed it. Thanks, Homie!
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #407 on: August 15, 2007, 02:41:31 PM »
the cowbell solo was thanks enough...

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #408 on: August 16, 2007, 04:38:11 AM »
im pretty sure this is topic worthy, but you might know, zelda took one of the songs on there games. im pretty sure its ocarina of time.

however the songs is called the romantic warrior by return to forever. i heard it at someones house while they where watching the old grey whistile test.

if you can track it give it a listen.

after i beat mario 64, i was both delighted and bothered to hear this song from my dad's 80's porn 'amazin' asians', playing durring the 'you just beat mario 64!' montage.

but on another note, i've made my last several posts from a wii... SUUUCH a pain in the ass. fuck.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #409 on: August 16, 2007, 05:49:21 AM »
i was supposed to leave for work like 15 minutes ago.

i had a chicken chipotle burrito for breakfast.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #410 on: August 16, 2007, 09:18:31 AM »
i was supposed to leave for work like 15 minutes ago.

i had a chicken chipotle burrito for breakfast.

im going to be on time but i ate cold pizza for breakfast and it sucked!

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #411 on: August 17, 2007, 02:34:55 PM »
After smoking weed all day everyday for the past 3/4 years, and drinking at least 3/4 beers everyday this summer, I've decided to give up both indefinitely, or until I can't take it anymore, probably a few days.  Fuck this is hard, I almost want to give in and smoke just one joint, but I'd be too disappointed in myself.  Which was the feeling I had every night, leading me to quit.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #412 on: August 17, 2007, 02:36:49 PM »
Never made it more than a month.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #413 on: August 17, 2007, 03:03:51 PM »
there is only so much stuff you can do on the internet before you actually start to hate it. I am so pissed off with coming to the same sites every 30 minutes Im driving myself insane. I need more work.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #414 on: August 17, 2007, 04:50:41 PM »
Alright.. so I've decided to alter my game plan. The reason I felt so sloppy and worthless wasn't because of weed and booze per se... but because I was abusing both in excess. SO...

I'm going to start by limiting myself to ONE joint a day, in the evening. While that still may be a lot more than some of you smoke, it's a big improvement from smoking weed as soon as I get up until I go to bed.

As for the booze... I'm going to drink my last Heineken that's in the fridge, and that'll be the end of my solitary drinking. I'm only choosing to drink it myself because it's only like 1 and a half regular beers, and it won't make me feel sloppy and stupid like my regular 2 Faxes.

So go ahead, call me a pussy with no willpower. At least I'm making an effort to better myself. Just let me work on it one day at a time instead of going cold turkey.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #415 on: August 17, 2007, 04:55:50 PM »
shouldnt that have gone into the not enough to justify its own post category?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #416 on: August 18, 2007, 01:27:32 AM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #417 on: August 18, 2007, 01:33:43 AM »
dear pals with brains
should i get a job at a skate shop or not?
whats the cool parts of the job?
whats the dumb parts of the job?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #418 on: August 18, 2007, 01:40:16 AM »
Cool Parts: Getting Paid to watch videos and hang out at a skateshop.
               Discount?
               
Dumb Parts: Dealing with stupid kids and their parents
                  Gripping boards

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #419 on: August 18, 2007, 06:05:38 AM »
ussually skateshops don't pay that well, so that makes it more a job for skate rats up to 20 years of age. After that it is more rewording (financially) to work somewhere else. an other plus to working in the skateshop is that you can easily flirt with female customers and that they would be delighted to hang out with you.