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jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« on: August 02, 2007, 06:53:21 PM »
Yeah Im watching them so sue me. But holy shit Jake Brown seriously just fell about 60 feet to flat ..... it was after landing a 720 over that shit and a back360 no grabbing involved over that shit about 5 minutes earlier

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 06:57:23 PM »
that was fucking insane............
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 07:00:31 PM »
Terminator.  I don't understand how he's even alive, let alone was able to stand up and walk away.  The ramp is 25' high at least, and he was a good 15-20' above that.  He completely flatbottomed, jesus.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 07:01:54 PM »
That was by far the worst slam I've ever seen.  Before that though, he did the sickest fucking 70 foot no grab 360 into about a thirty foot mctwist.  Jake brown so, so good at skateboarding.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 07:03:02 PM »
like seriously that had to be the worst fall i ever saw.....he shoulda got gold just for it
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 07:04:12 PM »
That 720 was crazy and then he seriously dropped from about the fifteen feet mark over the deck to almost the very very bottom of where the transistion starts, basically fell to flat.
Assuming the big quarter is 20 or 25 feet high, it's one of those for sure, he fell like 35-40 feet to pretty much flatbottom.
His fucking shoes exploded right off of his feet and I thought he was dead, like literally dead.
I have that shit on my DVR but I guaratee you its on YouTube already or in the next few moments.
Easily one of the if not theeeee gnarliest slams I've ever seen. Period.
Crazy thing is he's okay apparently!
The dude is gnarly. Straight up.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 07:07:28 PM »
uh.....wow. He was asking the medics if he landed the seven twenty......That was really traumatic to watch so many times from so many angles.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 07:07:44 PM »
Like previously stated, they should have given him the gold for just taking that beef.
He was in 1st place all the way until Bob's massive frontside 540 that was like almost 19 feet high.
Fuck that shit.
Bob has a mega ramp setup at his house.
Jake is just a savage and he deserved the win for sure.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 07:09:11 PM »
okay fine you win,

mods delete the other jake brown topic

but at least change this one's title to:


jake brown just fell out of the fucking sky
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 07:14:34 PM »
Im glad Jakes ok considering duffy killed his leg when he fucked up but, that was some comedic shit when jake was on the stretcher and here comes bob like "Wheres Jake, Inspiration,peace, and organic vegetables"

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2007, 07:22:55 PM »
that was some comedic shit when jake was on the stretcher and here comes bob like "Wheres Jake, Inspiration,peace, and organic vegetables"
But seriously... I thought Jake was all broken and fucker got up. Aussies are tough.

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 07:25:44 PM »
i just saw that too, FUCK YO

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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2007, 07:27:50 PM »
that was crazy...i thought it was pretty shitty that bob got to take an extra run because he was bitching about the motorcycle guys making too much noise.  i think jake should have won that one

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 07:35:49 PM »
anyone just see the dude tackle the motorcycle after that guy attemped the double backflip on moto?

holy shit that was so funny
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 07:38:32 PM »
LOL DOUBLE BACKFLIP!!!

this whole two thread things is getting redundant.
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 07:48:04 PM »
what the fuck are you guys talking about? is there supposed to be a clip attatched here or something?
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 07:51:38 PM »
its not showing the skating, its showing the motor bikes
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 07:52:45 PM »
its live webcast!!!


moto x is better than skating anyway.


some dudes bike went crazy after he tried a double backflip and someone had to tackle it!!!!!
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 08:02:15 PM »
its live webcast!!!


moto x is better than skating anyway.


some dudes bike went crazy after he tried a double backflip and someone had to tackle it!!!!!

that was soooooo funny
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 08:03:01 PM »
They just showed a highlight(?) of Jake eating shit on espn 2 and one of the sporstscaster guys made a sound like he was going to throw up when Jake hit the ramp.  They're used to baseball players missing three weeks because they strained a hammy while showering, not seeing dudes walk away after falling 50 feet from the air.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 08:04:02 PM »
I was so psyched when he landed that 720 and when he bailed on that air and fell to flat... that shit left me with a nasty feeling in my stomach. I honestly thought the guy was dead.

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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 08:04:18 PM »
Like previously stated, they should have given him the gold for just taking that beef.
He was in 1st place all the way until Bob's massive frontside 540 that was like almost 19 feet high.
Fuck that shit.
Bob has a mega ramp setup at his house.
Jake is just a savage and he deserved the win for sure.
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« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 08:27:15 PM »
straight up i started to cry cause I thought I just saw jake kill himself live.
When he got up it was like ....i can't even describe it just so gnarly. it may end up going down as the moment when all other sports have become silly compared to what skaters go though.
i bet espn will try to make a whole show about the slam and what went wrong and how he is ok. Once he chills though he is gonna be fucked for a few week. Hope he didn't bust any thing inside.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2007, 08:28:16 PM »
they said he went to the doctor and was fine or something
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 08:42:20 PM »
Fuck those piece of shit judges. I think getting up from that should count as a trick.
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2007, 08:59:06 PM »
footage??

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2007, 09:25:02 PM »
they said he went to the doctor and was fine or something

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2007, 09:29:14 PM »
he was like laughing and shit after it which was really really wild
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2007, 09:44:22 PM »
just watched it on some espn replay show... was out skating. INSANE!!!!!!

I've fallen like 7 feet gotten knocked the fuck out.Jake brown is the man, I hope that Blind gives him some MASSIVE photo incentive for all the goddamn news channels he's going to be on. When he was walking off the ramp it was like BLAM!!!! BLIND LOGO.