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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3390 on: May 19, 2014, 07:42:48 PM »
My good buddy has always been a traveling man. He works like a madman for months at a time at a pizza place and a glass-cutting place, then just dips to central/south America for two or three months. Now the dude is in Germany visiting a nice young lass he met in Nicaragua. I'm stoked for him, but while he's done all that I've sat in a damn cubicle while skating 2/3 times a week as my only salvation. What am I doing?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3391 on: May 20, 2014, 03:35:29 AM »
So I've got tickets for the London Static premier and I told my friend how to get them as well. Yesterday we go skate and he says to me "Yo, so you know Friday it's ok with you if my ex girlfriend comes right?". Um not really dude, when all of a sudden does she know what Static is and want to come see it. Cut the fucking cords already man, you can still be friends but this is one of those "No girls at the spot" situations.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3392 on: May 20, 2014, 02:13:53 PM »
Sliced up two potatoes into fries (with the skin)

Baked them in olive oil and sprinkled with salt and pepper. Ate the whole damn thing. Nice and greasy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3393 on: May 20, 2014, 05:20:55 PM »
So I've got tickets for the London Static premier and I told my friend how to get them as well. Yesterday we go skate and he says to me "Yo, so you know Friday it's ok with you if my ex girlfriend comes right?". Um not really dude, when all of a sudden does she know what Static is and want to come see it. Cut the fucking cords already man, you can still be friends but this is one of those "No girls at the spot" situations.

SO weak.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3394 on: May 20, 2014, 08:23:32 PM »
quit my job

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3395 on: May 20, 2014, 11:37:44 PM »
Stoked I got a couple orders in from my online shop
but VERY not stoked my business email didn't send me alerts this time, so these two orders are both going out a couple days later than they should have.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3396 on: May 21, 2014, 02:25:21 PM »
I'm trying to save money but this shirt exists


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3397 on: May 23, 2014, 09:22:11 PM »
Getting snaked by Nyjah Huston and Chase Webb.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3398 on: May 24, 2014, 12:17:34 PM »
Getting snaked by Nyjah Huston and Chase Webb.

try turning or pushing. problem solved.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3399 on: May 24, 2014, 05:33:32 PM »
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Getting snaked by Nyjah Huston and Chase Webb.
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try turning or pushing. problem solved.

don't be a dick...

just kidding, but really, this park is really narrow so there's really only 2 to 3 ways to go from one side of the park to the other.  I'm the type that let's everyone get their turn and shit so I'm always a little annoyed of people who don't stop to see if anyone else wants to go.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3400 on: May 25, 2014, 01:44:42 PM »
finally got a sawzall but i go to aubrey plaza to chop up our lightpole and it's gone. piss fuck cunt!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3401 on: May 25, 2014, 09:12:56 PM »
somebody kooked me everyday for a week while i was away lol
i know you missed me im back now ;b

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3402 on: May 26, 2014, 08:10:34 AM »
Finally found a rental, and am getting out of my girlfriends parents place (it's been 8 months of retardism)
I went down to sign the lease and forked over $2800
my wallet was like
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3403 on: May 27, 2014, 02:22:04 AM »
today marks my first week i graduated from college, been doing all sorts of activities and trying to enjoy myself and the summer

not stoked i haven't been able to sleep very well these past weeks
even when i go to bed drunk or high or exhausted, just can't seem to pass out like i used to
noticed significant libido loss, no morning woods either


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3404 on: May 27, 2014, 09:45:29 AM »
Finally found a rental, and am getting out of my girlfriends parents place (it's been 8 months of retardism)
I went down to sign the lease and forked over $2800
my wallet was like

Jesus christ, what the fuck was your deposit like?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3405 on: May 27, 2014, 12:19:10 PM »
I'm trying to save money but this shirt exists





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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3406 on: May 27, 2014, 01:31:20 PM »
I'm trying to save money but this shirt exists



For real, almost lost it when i saw this shirt on theories. If I had money to spare, it would be mine. Unfortunatley, i dont see this one lasting too long.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3407 on: May 27, 2014, 02:56:12 PM »


FA fever at my local shop. :)  :-\
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3408 on: May 27, 2014, 10:08:41 PM »
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Finally found a rental, and am getting out of my girlfriends parents place (it's been 8 months of retardism)
I went down to sign the lease and forked over $2800
my wallet was like

[close]
Jesus christ, what the fuck was your deposit like?

900 for first
900 for last
1000 for pet deposit

granted i have two cats and six chickens.
for those who don't know, everything is fucking expensive as golden shit in claifornia and it feels like
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3409 on: May 28, 2014, 06:29:40 AM »
There is this hill a couple of miles from my place, with 460 wooden steps leading up it. The view from the top is incredible. So I decided to jog up and down it for 10 times, just to see if I could do it. When I reached 10, I decided that five more would be all right. It was two days ago and I can hardly walk now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3410 on: May 28, 2014, 06:50:43 AM »
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Finally found a rental, and am getting out of my girlfriends parents place (it's been 8 months of retardism)
I went down to sign the lease and forked over $2800
my wallet was like

[close]
Jesus christ, what the fuck was your deposit like?
[close]

900 for first
900 for last
1000 for pet deposit

granted i have two cats and six chickens.
for those who don't know, everything is fucking expensive as golden shit in claifornia and it feels like


Living in West LA is pretty awesome but it's unbelievably expensive.  What part of California are you in?
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3411 on: May 28, 2014, 08:50:17 AM »
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Finally found a rental, and am getting out of my girlfriends parents place (it's been 8 months of retardism)
I went down to sign the lease and forked over $2800
my wallet was like

[close]
Jesus christ, what the fuck was your deposit like?
[close]

900 for first
900 for last
1000 for pet deposit

granted i have two cats and six chickens.
for those who don't know, everything is fucking expensive as golden shit in claifornia and it feels like


Your rent is only $900?! That's incredibly cheap. Unless you're in Modesto.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3412 on: May 28, 2014, 12:38:05 PM »
were slow as fuck at work and i basically do nothing all day. even when im busy i still find time to go on slap and surf the internet, but im going crazy now that i have nothing to do all day. i shouldnt be complaining because my job is easy, but i like to feel like im at least accomplishing SOMETHING after sitting here for 8 hours.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3413 on: May 28, 2014, 01:43:09 PM »
I just went to the pub and then went to pick up some take away food. While I was waiting for the food I went to the shop next door to buy beer and Earl Swestshirt walked in in front of me swagged out in a Supreme tracksuit. I walked in looked at him and said "Odd Future" and he said "Nah" to which I responded "Yeah" and proceeded to buy my beer. He left and I walked out side to see him waiting for a bus. No shit a bus.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3414 on: May 28, 2014, 01:57:40 PM »
were slow as fuck at work and i basically do nothing all day. even when im busy i still find time to go on slap and surf the internet, but im going crazy now that i have nothing to do all day. i shouldnt be complaining because my job is easy, but i like to feel like im at least accomplishing SOMETHING after sitting here for 8 hours.

I used to work for a county wide water distributor doing GIS work, which required being outside with expensive equipment.

When it would rain, the administration would leave us to our own devices & be forced to sit on the computer in a room with a single light in an old converted school building.

Never thought I would bitch about doing nothing & making good money, however those days would become excruciating . . .

Stoked but not stoked on smoking these unfiltered when I bum them off my grandmother. . .

They are like smoking air unless I take the filters off . . .

Plus the pink box & dynamic logo makes me feel super cool & hip . . .





 
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3415 on: May 29, 2014, 08:11:49 AM »
Just went skating but a was really hungover and tired and when we went to leave my mates car didn't start.
On the plus side, I'm in bed now and when the cops rocked up (night time in a sketchy area, they come every week), we didn't get searched because we didn't look sketchy enough.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3416 on: May 29, 2014, 05:01:43 PM »
I'm trying to save money but this shirt exists



Ughhhhh
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3417 on: May 29, 2014, 05:32:34 PM »
Your rent is only $900?! That's incredibly cheap. Unless you're in Modesto.

 

Living in West LA is pretty awesome but it's unbelievably expensive.  What part of California are you in?
Dude i laughed so fucking hard at work when i read the modesto part. I've got some friends up there tho so i shouldn't talk shit.
I'm in claremont, the very last city in la county to the east.
I'm stoked not only is it cheap but it's a two bedroom house on a duplex co op. Organic farm already established and no utilities.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3418 on: May 29, 2014, 07:19:27 PM »
^ That sounds like a pretty cool situation.

I slept at the older skatepark in Modesto once with my buddy Matt who's from there. We'd been cruising around skating for a couple weeks and weren't feeling the house we were going to crash at. We bought a sixer of Bud and some lunchables and crashed in the bowl. Some dude wizzed past my head at like 7:00 the next morning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3419 on: May 31, 2014, 03:08:30 PM »
Finally making the final move out of boring ass Irvine.

On the other hand, I have a long drive north tomorrow, first day of Anatomy class starts the next day, and I have to study more dilligently for the GRE that I have scheduled for the 20th.

I just want to work and get more hands on experience already instead of worrying about Grad school requirements.  Hopefully after this summer it'll be smooth sailing till application time comes around.