Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847676 times)

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #2160 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:45:06 PM »

Just went across the street to do a couple of slappy grinds on my break, as I've done 500 times before. First one sticks, slice arm open real nice.

and then,

Walk next door to the tattoo shop and get 4 stitches for free.

Starting the holiday weekend off on a humorous note.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2161 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:22:38 PM »

It left me wanting for more.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #2162 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 04:22:38 PM

It left me wanting for more.

You're probably not going to get it.

Justis · « **Reply #2163 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Truancy on May 26, 2011, 10:51:39 AM

Quote from: HATE! on May 26, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
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I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible. Tornado warnings and hail forever. WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!
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This was my face reading your post.

your?e attractive

The Twilight Zone · « **Reply #2164 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:37:23 PM »

Quote from: Truancy on May 26, 2011, 10:51:39 AM

Quote from: HATE! on May 26, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
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I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible. Tornado warnings and hail forever. WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!
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This was my face reading your post.

GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA

William Jefferson Clinton · « **Reply #2165 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:49:35 PM »

Schools Out, got a 100% on my End of Instruction exam and Semester Final in American History. My favorite teacher that I had last year died of a heart attact Wednesday night. I enrolled in Criminal Justice and got accepted into Tech. Gay though, I dont fucking care about it, my mom is basically forcing me. Only reason I got accepted is cause my mom and the part time Cop that run it are cool.
Tornado missed my city by 5 miles. Cool.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2166 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM »

You live in Texas?

William Jefferson Clinton · « **Reply #2167 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM

You live in Texas?

No, I live in the state north of Texas. Oklahoma

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2168 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Skater Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
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You live in Texas?

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No, I live in the state north of Texas. Oklahoma

Kekeke

William Jefferson Clinton · « **Reply #2169 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:21:57 PM

Quote from: Skater? Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
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Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
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You live in Texas?

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No, I live in the state north of Texas.? Oklahoma
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Kekeke

WHat the fuck dude?

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2170 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Skater Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:23:55 PM

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:21:57 PM
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Quote from: Skater? Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
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Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
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You live in Texas?

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No, I live in the state north of Texas.? Oklahoma
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Kekeke
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WHat the fuck dude?

It's how I say "ok".

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #2171 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:47:58 PM »

Quote from: Truancy on May 26, 2011, 10:51:39 AM

Quote from: HATE! on May 26, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
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I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible. Tornado warnings and hail forever. WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!
[close]

This was my face reading your post.

Trauncy is a girl,
and a foxy one.

Welcome home hate. Enjoy the soil.

Tale Crab · « **Reply #2172 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:30:40 PM

Quote from: Skater Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:23:55 PM
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Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:21:57 PM
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Quote from: Skater? Austin on May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
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Quote from: Pony Boy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
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You live in Texas?
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No, I live in the state north of Texas.? Oklahoma
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Kekeke
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WHat the fuck dude?
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It's how I say "ok".

You make Austin look smart.

Doogie Howser Ph.D. · « **Reply #2173 on:** May 28, 2011, 10:51:01 AM »

Just ended a pretty long relationship, really bummer on that but aleast I don't have to but up with anymore bullshit

Justis · « **Reply #2174 on:** May 31, 2011, 09:03:22 AM »

i gotta have surgery on saturday says the doctor

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #2175 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:42:48 AM »

I recently ended things with the latest girl Ive been seeing. In the middle of the argument, I sent her a picture of my dick and told her to save it because she wont see it again. The next day, my phone was acting up so I decided to take it in to the apple store to get checked out and see if i could fix or replace it. When the girl was trying to figure out what was wrong, she was opening and closing random apps and such, and then she opened My photos. And since the last one I took was the picture of my dick, it was there over the entire screen. It wasnt just a standard dick pic. I didnt feel like getting up and turing on the light so I used the glow of my laptop to take the pic. It was pretty artsy if I may say so myself. She kind of stopped in her track and calmly said "i'm going to pretend I didnt see that" and continued like a true professional. It was pretty awkward, but I got a brand new phone even though my old one was 30 days past warranty.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2176 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:52:22 AM »

soo you didnt get her number? not even after impressing her with your glow-stick?

Tale Crab · « **Reply #2177 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:52:49 AM »

Seems like you forgot to attach the photo.

ice nine · « **Reply #2178 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:08:22 PM »

too bad his dick's abp on slap. by him. years ago. bitch

Truancy · « **Reply #2179 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:52:59 PM »

Slap is to dicks what the KKK is to racism.

and with that, we're back on topic

brent · « **Reply #2180 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:53:49 PM »

cut or uncut?

Tale Crab · « **Reply #2181 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:48:50 AM »

Quote from: ice nine on May 31, 2011, 04:08:22 PM

too bad his dick's abp on slap. by him. years ago. bitch

Could you at least describe it for me then?

Smell Good · « **Reply #2182 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:39:53 PM »

Working overtime tomorrow.

Justis · « **Reply #2183 on:** June 03, 2011, 05:19:46 PM »

got pushed till wednesday by insurance

Filip · « **Reply #2184 on:** June 05, 2011, 06:33:20 AM »

Ffffuu, so aparently, I have a girlfriend now... She is cool, I like her, but she is taking it way too fast. She texts me all the time, some random smiley-faces and stuff...I dont get it, she is probably 1-1,5 older than me, but she acts like a 16 year old in this stuff.. I want to be with her, but everytime she does some of this stuff, I miss being single more and more..

Eskorbut0 · « **Reply #2185 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:07:03 AM »

i punched my printer and that shit stopped workking and know i have to buy a new one
but now i get to go office space on this piece of shit

lem · « **Reply #2186 on:** June 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM »

I've donated two hefty garbage bags of clothes, consolidated 3-4 years of textbooks into one box as well as sell a few, tossed out a bag full of now useless clutter, and organized a bunch of shit. My room looks no different.

Justis · « **Reply #2187 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:14:38 PM »

my mom feels the need to treat me like i'm five ever since my leg got fucked up
but she'll pretty much just mkae me food whenever i want which i havnt had since i was around that age

daddy · « **Reply #2188 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:26:07 AM »

My boss went to a movie last night at the film festival here in Seattle, he was friends with the cast and crew so he partied with them afterwards and he told me that he hung out with the star of the movie who was "crazy"... he told me "I guess he's on some HBO show called 'Eastbound and Down'...", he hung out with Stevie! and he karaoke'd with him and said he was the funniest guy ever. I guess Stevie karaoke'd "Me So Horny". I'm bummed he didn't call me because he always asks me to come party on weeknights and I never go out with him.

friendly dave · « **Reply #2189 on:** June 10, 2011, 01:23:28 PM »

stoked - my mom remembered my birthday, and sent me a box.

not stoked - it was all clothes, and my mom is pretty bad at buying clothes.

its the thought that counts though.

Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847676 times)

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