Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847695 times)

morbidly obese tortoise · « **Reply #2340 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:02:24 AM »

My sister told me that I should feel guilty for wasting my parents' money because I smoke a shitload of weed and have a shitload of free time. Then, she tried to get me to apply for a campus job...then for research positions at undergraduate labs. I don't remember the rest, but I got bitched at. I don't want her ever saying shit to me, so I'm just keeping all of my stuff at a friend's house. I regret having to share an apartment with her, but I think I'll have my shit together better than before. All my studying will be done at the library and all my illegal shit shall be done at friends' houses/apartments. I'll also get a job at some place like Qdoba so I can be a bit more self dependent or at least not use my parents' money on weed. I completely agree with her but she's still a bitch. She bought weed off one of my friends a couple years ago, but later told my parents that I should be careful about chilling with him because he "looks shady and probably does drugs."

augustmoon · « **Reply #2341 on:** August 27, 2011, 06:42:52 AM »

i know how bad it sucks to always have someone on your case, but she probably just cares about you and wants you to do well.

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #2342 on:** August 27, 2011, 08:17:48 AM »

Quote from: morbidly obese tortoise on August 27, 2011, 03:02:24 AM

My sister told me that I should feel guilty for wasting my parents' money because I smoke a shitload of weed and have a shitload of free time. Then, she tried to get me to apply for a campus job...then for research positions at undergraduate labs. I don't remember the rest, but I got bitched at. I don't want her ever saying shit to me, so I'm just keeping all of my stuff at a friend's house. I regret having to share an apartment with her, but I think I'll have my shit together better than before. All my studying will be done at the library and all my illegal shit shall be done at friends' houses/apartments. I'll also get a job at some place like Qdoba so I can be a bit more self dependent or at least not use my parents' money on weed. I completely agree with her but she's still a bitch. She bought weed off one of my friends a couple years ago, but later told my parents that I should be careful about chilling with him because he "looks shady and probably does drugs."

Wait, your sister cares about the choices you make and is trying to help you out? What a fucking bitch!

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #2343 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Handsome on August 27, 2011, 08:17:48 AM

Quote from: morbidly obese tortoise on August 27, 2011, 03:02:24 AM
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My sister told me that I should feel guilty for wasting my parents' money because I smoke a shitload of weed and have a shitload of free time. Then, she tried to get me to apply for a campus job...then for research positions at undergraduate labs. I don't remember the rest, but I got bitched at. I don't want her ever saying shit to me, so I'm just keeping all of my stuff at a friend's house. I regret having to share an apartment with her, but I think I'll have my shit together better than before. All my studying will be done at the library and all my illegal shit shall be done at friends' houses/apartments. I'll also get a job at some place like Qdoba so I can be a bit more self dependent or at least not use my parents' money on weed. I completely agree with her but she's still a bitch. She bought weed off one of my friends a couple years ago, but later told my parents that I should be careful about chilling with him because he "looks shady and probably does drugs."
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Wait, your sister cares about the choices you make and is trying to help you out? What a fucking bitch!

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #2344 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:53:22 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Handsome on August 27, 2011, 08:17:48 AM

Quote from: morbidly obese tortoise on August 27, 2011, 03:02:24 AM
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My sister told me that I should feel guilty for wasting my parents' money because I smoke a shitload of weed and have a shitload of free time. Then, she tried to get me to apply for a campus job...then for research positions at undergraduate labs. I don't remember the rest, but I got bitched at. I don't want her ever saying shit to me, so I'm just keeping all of my stuff at a friend's house. I regret having to share an apartment with her, but I think I'll have my shit together better than before. All my studying will be done at the library and all my illegal shit shall be done at friends' houses/apartments. I'll also get a job at some place like Qdoba so I can be a bit more self dependent or at least not use my parents' money on weed. I completely agree with her but she's still a bitch. She bought weed off one of my friends a couple years ago, but later told my parents that I should be careful about chilling with him because he "looks shady and probably does drugs."
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Wait, your sister cares about the choices you make and is trying to help you out? What a fucking bitch!

We should probably see a photo of her. It would help your slap friends better judge where she is coming from.

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2345 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:14:17 PM »

My roommate of bout 2 years moved out. He was a great guy for the most part, a few here and there things but he was a super dope one. Im hyped for him, him and his girlfriend just found out they are expecting and they found a decent house for a great price. Bummed hes moving out, hyped hes got a good thing going for him.

Blumpkinz · « **Reply #2346 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:23:19 PM »

Quote from: morbidly obese tortoise on August 27, 2011, 03:02:24 AM

My sister told me that I should feel guilty for wasting my parents' money because I smoke a shitload of weed and have a shitload of free time. Then, she tried to get me to apply for a campus job...then for research positions at undergraduate labs. I don't remember the rest, but I got bitched at. I don't want her ever saying shit to me, so I'm just keeping all of my stuff at a friend's house. I regret having to share an apartment with her, but I think I'll have my shit together better than before. All my studying will be done at the library and all my illegal shit shall be done at friends' houses/apartments. I'll also get a job at some place like Qdoba so I can be a bit more self dependent or at least not use my parents' money on weed. I completely agree with her but she's still a bitch. She bought weed off one of my friends a couple years ago, but later told my parents that I should be careful about chilling with him because he "looks shady and probably does drugs."

So you basically just called your self out on free loading on your parents? Damn dude, you have it rough. Glad your stoked though. I was worried for a second you wouldnt be.

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #2347 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:54:45 PM »

been going from one fail to another all summer long. i never really had it bad in my life, but i'm setting my lowest point in life records every hour right now.

3.14 · « **Reply #2348 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:03:13 PM »

only way is up now

skateboardnorth · « **Reply #2349 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:15:00 PM »

Got a pair of Geoff Rowley Vans for pretty cheap and they are really fun to skate. No break in time required. Not stoked: after 5 sessions the rubber on the toe is all the way through from flip tricks. Most shoes i've skated last longer than that.

DMH · « **Reply #2350 on:** August 29, 2011, 08:07:13 AM »

Dad quit his job after only two months, and it was really the only thing allowing my mom and him to live where they do (which is not a great place). Mom is probably going to be pretty broke and broken after this, and my younger brother is potentially going to come live with me. The first part is the super fucking not stoked on, but the second part should be at least semi-fun.

thepman · « **Reply #2351 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:18:03 PM »

got really drunk on sunday night, threw up in my bed and slept in it, woke up to found out i'd shit and pissed myself.

i have a girlfriend.

it's been an interesting week.

jimi420 · « **Reply #2352 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:10:04 PM »

Started smoking weed again. It's been a good few years since I've done it this consistently. I quit because it just didn't feel good anymore but now it's starting to feel nice again.

ALT · « **Reply #2353 on:** August 31, 2011, 02:25:31 PM »

Skated for the first time in a week. Was feeling really good and landing all the stuff I wanted to.

Right before I was going to leave I decided to ollie across the box one last time. I did it twice landing with my foot slightly off but I wanted it perfect. I went as fast as I could, landed just before the flat and flew onto my side. My right hand palm ripped up across it. My body fell ontop of my left arm aswell. Bruised the fuck out of my shoulder. My elbow is swollen and it jammed into my ribs. My wrist was right under my hip taking all its weight. Its grazed to fuck across my knuckles and I'm having trouble moving my thumb and fingers.

Driving home was fucking hard. I could barely push the gear stick hard enough to get into gear.

AlaskaChance · « **Reply #2354 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:08:48 PM »

back at school and 1.5 hours from skateshop, but that skateshop is cowtown so its worth the drive when necassary.

friendly dave · « **Reply #2355 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:28:52 PM »

I was Az once, almost 10 years ago, but I'm gonna put it out there that Cowtown is the shit.

solo · « **Reply #2356 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:51:29 PM »

when texting a woman in her early 30's, is it appropriate to use the word "stoked"?

frank · « **Reply #2357 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:18:01 PM »

Quote from: thepman on August 30, 2011, 05:18:03 PM

got really drunk on sunday night, threw up in my bed and slept in it, woke up to found out i'd shit and pissed myself.

this is unusually common on the board. lolz.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2358 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:46:11 AM »

Quote from: solo on August 31, 2011, 10:51:29 PM

when texting a woman in her early 30's, is it appropriate to use the word "stoked"?

yes, like in "madam, i want to stoke you with my stoke-stick".

morbidly obese tortoise · « **Reply #2359 on:** September 02, 2011, 08:45:15 AM »

Quote from: Blumpkinz on August 27, 2011, 09:23:19 PM

So you basically just called your self out on free loading on your parents? Damn dude, you have it rough. Glad your stoked though. I was worried for a second you wouldnt be.

It took this shit

to make me realize how spoiled I was. It was easily the best night of my life so far.

Tale Crab · « **Reply #2360 on:** September 02, 2011, 10:23:10 AM »

Quote from: morbidly obese tortoise on September 02, 2011, 08:45:15 AM

It was easily the best night of my life so far.

Oh boy. Wait until you get laid.

DMH · « **Reply #2361 on:** September 02, 2011, 10:53:18 AM »

Got three boxes of Froot Loops for a dollar each due to some denting on the boxes. Way fucking stoked on that. Not so stoked on how stoked I am, because it means I'm fuckin' poor.

frig deuce · « **Reply #2362 on:** September 03, 2011, 07:34:30 PM »

Scored a work/study/housing internship in NYC while I was down there this summer. It starts in 2 weeks. In the meantime I'm stuck in the suburbs with my crazy senile parents.

2 weeks baby, 2 weeks.

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #2363 on:** September 04, 2011, 05:13:10 AM »

Quote from: thepman on August 30, 2011, 05:18:03 PM

got really drunk on sunday night, threw up in my bed and slept in it, woke up to found out i'd shit and pissed myself.

i have a girlfriend.

it's been an interesting week.

Hahaha, I've never quite got to the shit yourself stage before. Oh, and where are the pictures of this girl? We're waiting...

The other night I went to a party and took half a gram of mephredrone, drank a big bottle of Apple Sours someone gave me, had about 6 or 7 cans of beer and smoked a couple of joints whilst feeling completely sober, before throwing up about ten times on a road sign and waking up with half a sandwich in my mouth.

It was a good night.

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #2364 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:51:52 AM »

Back to working for my university's newspaper and making money for photos.

I was supposed to be assistant photo editor (nice for a resume), but they scrapped the title so now I'm just another photographer.

eranka · « **Reply #2365 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:40:06 PM »

Finding out that TWS chose the city i live in for one of the best skate cities in the world
being injured and cant really enjoy all the great spots
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000144650/features/tws-10-best-cities-to-skate-in-the-world/10/#.TmgMPyYeZUQ.facebook

idealhandmades · « **Reply #2366 on:** September 08, 2011, 01:30:44 AM »

got a couple clips tonight
but ended it with twisting my ankle and wrist just enough to make them feel weak and a little sore.

Brick · « **Reply #2367 on:** September 08, 2011, 04:40:23 PM »

got to skate for the first time in a week today because of the weather.

then a flash rainstorm appeared and I had to skate home soaked

Pippen · « **Reply #2368 on:** September 11, 2011, 08:02:44 PM »

I was super bummed because I failed some online test, but today I said fuck it and went and had a really fun skate sesh, then proceeded head back and kill that test on the retake.

matter of fact · « **Reply #2369 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:56:45 AM »

jammed my toe or something, slipping off a manny pad putting all my weight on it. didn't hurt last night at all, now today it hurts to push, this just coming off a sweet hipper after getting pitched going too fast at too sharp of an angle on some tranny. that slam was at least fun/funny though. stoked i have 8 medical cookies left and my friends are coming over to jam

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