Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[augustmoon]

walked in on a free Hannibal Burress show last night at a local bar.  Me and my lady friend stopped off to grab a sandwich, and he was giving an unannounced performance in the back.  We had to walk in between the crowd and him to get back to the kitchen, and (naturally) got heckled on the way in and out.  the whole thing was pretty uncomfortable, but he was kinda funny

[JB]

walked in on a free Hannibal Burress show last night at a local bar.  Me and my lady friend stopped off to grab a sandwich, and he was giving an unannounced performance in the back.  We had to walk in between the crowd and him to get back to the kitchen, and (naturally) got heckled on the way in and out.  the whole thing was pretty uncomfortable, but he was kinda funny

damn, i wouldve been stoked to see him. he was in town last month but i didn't have the money to go. some of his shit is pretty hilarious.

[brent]

people say hannibal you can't eat a sandwich at the show i say yes i can hannibal

[Spitfire4life]

I won some free Bones STF V5's (sick shape) online. A few days after I got that email I hit a rock and fractured my hip. I was told not to skate for two or more months. They came the day of my slam.

[augustmoon]

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walked in on a free Hannibal Burress show last night at a local bar.  Me and my lady friend stopped off to grab a sandwich, and he was giving an unannounced performance in the back.  We had to walk in between the crowd and him to get back to the kitchen, and (naturally) got heckled on the way in and out.  the whole thing was pretty uncomfortable, but he was kinda funny

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damn, i wouldve been stoked to see him. he was in town last month but i didn't have the money to go. some of his shit is pretty hilarious.

he was pretty funny, but it was just a weird scene and my lady has some social anxiety issues.  we still caught about 10 minutes before we left.  Louis CK has also been doing a lot of unannounced shows in town.  They must be filming something here together

[Bagger Vance]

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walked in on a free Hannibal Burress show last night at a local bar.  Me and my lady friend stopped off to grab a sandwich, and he was giving an unannounced performance in the back.  We had to walk in between the crowd and him to get back to the kitchen, and (naturally) got heckled on the way in and out.  the whole thing was pretty uncomfortable, but he was kinda funny

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damn, i wouldve been stoked to see him. he was in town last month but i didn't have the money to go. some of his shit is pretty hilarious.

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he was pretty funny, but it was just a weird scene and my lady has some social anxiety issues.  we still caught about 10 minutes before we left.  Louis CK has also been doing a lot of unannounced shows in town.  They must be filming something here together

I saw hannibal open up for Aziz at the garden a couple weeks ago. Both of them put on a good show although hannibal seemed a little nervous

STOKED: Badass suburban bear fight

NOT STOKED: shaking camera

[Powdered Toast Man!]

not stoked i need to start paying my student loans soon
kinda stoked it's only 9k compared to +15k like many others
not stoked that i still don't have a job
but kinda stoked there's something called student loan forgiveness and that i'm taking the CBEST tomorrow to hopefully work as a substitute teacher

any slap pals here with experience as a sub?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I'm trying to finish this 2nd cup of coffee without shitting my pants but if I go now my coffee will be cold by the time I get back also I hate my job and life.

[Rusty_Berrings]

Got a girl's number off OK Cupid but she seems not my type and she called me 6 times while I was passed out today. Seems kinda cute but she goes to church, is maybe slightly overweight (not that I'm not), and has some mental issues/previous boyfriend issues. IDK. Seems like she'll be calling my phone a whole lot though. :\

[JB]

Got a girl's number off OK Cupid but she seems not my type and she called me 6 times while I was passed out today. Seems kinda cute but she goes to church, is maybe slightly overweight (not that I'm not), and has some mental issues/previous boyfriend issues. IDK. Seems like she'll be calling my phone a whole lot though. :\

smash and dash rusty.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Got a girl's number off OK Cupid but she seems not my type and she called me 6 times while I was passed out today. Seems kinda cute but she goes to church, is maybe slightly overweight (not that I'm not), and has some mental issues/previous boyfriend issues. IDK. Seems like she'll be calling my phone a whole lot though. :\

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smash and dash rusty.

nah i'd feel bad about it. i gotta be a friend to this chick now cuz she's got too many fucked up problems.

[matter of fact]

family coming into town

i love em but not really being able to go skate or grab some air or go see friends for a week straight gets pretty rough. and my mom's crazy and we're all gonna have to chase around a 2 year old who always seems to want to run into traffic.

but then there's the food and booze and the cathartic shit-talking on my mom to help things along

[Prince Nelson]

Off work until January 5th, but I have 5 unpaid days. Which roughly equates to $350 that I lose. Good thing I've saved a little.

[straight]

Watching ice dancing on tv with the in laws. Those chick figure skaters are perfect to hit doggy style.

Edit: how fun would it be to lace up some skates and fuck doggy style around the rink

[abudabi]

wheres the link to the snappening??? figured slap would have been all over that

what is this? im scared to search for it.

[spool of cord]

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wheres the link to the snappening??? figured slap would have been all over that

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what is this? im scared to search for it.

Snapchat got hacked in October and a huge amount of nudes got leaked. After being curious and searching for it I found it on reddit, but never checked it out cause its all underagers. People on Reddit were saying they wouldn't touch that thread with a 10.5 foot ethernet cable

[abudabi]

ah ok, im glad that didnt get posted on here. dont wanna end up on some government list.

[Prince Nelson]

My grandmother died the day after Christmas. She was rich, I'm in the will.

[JB]

Filled out paperwork for an apartment today. It's pretty nice and in a nice area. Yellow curb and painted parking blocks right out the front door.

I'm about to be broke as fuck though.

[Noble Experiment]

Planned on only taking a quick nap, thought I'd only be asleep for a couple hours at most. Woke up to see that I slept for six hours. Stoked on the extra sleep because i need it, not stoked that i missed out on my whole day.

[baroque_0bama]

not stoked i need to start paying my student loans soon

This! Been stoked on making tips but my first payment is due in 4 days. I'm in the hole 28k total

[Rusty Shackleford]

my girl comes home from volunteering in guatemala tomorrow, and shes bringing some fucked up stomach flu with her

[Rusty_Berrings]

I watched Chasing Amy last night, great movie but Joey Lauren Adams' character reminds me a lot of this chick I dated in college and I couldn't help but notice I kind of treated her in a similar naiveness/manner to how Ben Affleck's character treated the chick in the movie. I feel like such a prick even though it was a long time ago and I sometimes am still friendly with the chick. I just feel like I could've been nicer to her.

[shark tits]

i dig joey lauren adams but noticed that she really resembles rene zellwigger. JLA is a lot more alternative though. she didn't age very well. i wish i was nicer to a lot of my exes too, the other ones i wish bled more the last time we met.
wow, that sounds gnarly. i don't mean it. i don't wish that, i wish them invisible pain like fybromalgia.

[Rusty_Berrings]

yeah she aged bad! sucks she was a little hottie back then. she's got the same voice/petite size as the chick i dated back in college and she went gay after she left me too for a while. but i hear she has a boyfriend now but i'm shit outta luck either way so it don't matter really. (the girl i dated in college, i have this fantasy that Joey Lauren Adams is going to stay at the inn in the town across the river from me and will offer me 200 dollars to sleep with her)

[straight]

I'm writing this as I sit here on the toilet. I'm in a public restroom taking a shit. No less than 30 seconds after I sit down some guy comes in the stall next to me. I'm just getting relaxed still waiting for nature to take place meanwhile apparently next door this dude made it in the kick of time. He literally shits and flushes and I know/never heard him pull down the tp to wipe his ass. Who the fuck skips that part of the routine? I'm gonna go wipe now.

[abudabi]

stoked on this caribbean lady who works at the sandwich place.shes super nice and friendly to me, im sure shes the same way with everyone. makes me wanna be a cool person.
really bummed on my social weaknesses. im in class right now and the prof just did that thing where everyone introduces themselves. my heart was beating super quickly like it always does. nothing freaks me out more than other people apparently. i try really hard to stay calm but the same shit always happens. the longer i have to wait before speaking, the worse it gets. makes it hard to be a cool person.

[straight]

stoked on this caribbean lady who works at the sandwich place.shes super nice and friendly to me, im sure shes the same way with everyone. makes me wanna be a cool person.
really bummed on my social weaknesses. im in class right now and the prof just did that thing where everyone introduces themselves. my heart was beating super quickly like it always does. nothing freaks me out more than other people apparently. i try really hard to stay calm but the same shit always happens. the longer i have to wait before speaking, the worse it gets. makes it hard to be a cool person.

I suffer from this too. Wouldn't go as far and say it takes away from your coolness. It's social anxiety and most everyone can relate to a form of it.

[A Not At All Naughty Chemist]

Decided this sunday to quit smoking weed for a while felt rather confident about it, then a classmate, who quit some months ago, gave me some of his that was still in his backpack.

[abudabi]

just smoke that and quit after. not smoking weed is easy except for sleeping. and being sober.