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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4320 on: March 15, 2017, 04:37:55 PM »
These meds have me poppin hard ass middle school boners at inappropriate times, cool my dick still works like that, but I dont even feel like jerkin one out.

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« Reply #4321 on: March 15, 2017, 10:41:27 PM »
These meds have me poppin hard ass middle school boners at inappropriate times, cool my dick still works like that, but I dont even feel like jerkin one out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4322 on: March 31, 2017, 05:50:30 PM »
i'm not stoked that my postcount is 1488, but
now i'm stoked that it's not nazi code anymore

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4323 on: March 31, 2017, 05:59:07 PM »
Stoked I got my fa trade center board today

Not stoked the graphic is applied like a 3rd grader doing modge podge
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4324 on: April 21, 2017, 03:56:13 PM »
Just strated to watch the mick which has Dee from its always sunny. I like it, pretty funny. Anyway this is the part im not stoked on, (spoiler for its always sunny)

Dennis leaves in the last episode of the newest season, hes filming a new sitcom pilot and if it picks up hes going to leave its always sunny for good. Now its always sunny i think is doing 2 more seasons till its done for good. Now if Dennis isnt in them im going to be fucking pissed and the last two seasons are gonna suck so much. How can Kaitlin (Dee) work two shows and not Glenn (Dennis)?

I guess im stoked they are finding new roles because its always sunny has been on a great run and its going to end but i kind of want Glenn's new show to tank just so he can be in the last two seasons of its always sunny. So im not stoked that im kind of an asshole 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4325 on: April 21, 2017, 04:37:53 PM »
I've been pretty out of it lately. Not thinking right and all, completely absent-minded and just following my own routines. It sure beats being anxious, but I can't help but feel that my life is out of my control.

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« Reply #4326 on: April 22, 2017, 04:26:21 AM »
Just strated to watch the mick which has Dee from its always sunny. I like it, pretty funny. Anyway this is the part im not stoked on, (spoiler for its always sunny)

Dennis leaves in the last episode of the newest season, hes filming a new sitcom pilot and if it picks up hes going to leave its always sunny for good. Now its always sunny i think is doing 2 more seasons till its done for good. Now if Dennis isnt in them im going to be fucking pissed and the last two seasons are gonna suck so much. How can Kaitlin (Dee) work two shows and not Glenn (Dennis)?

I guess im stoked they are finding new roles because its always sunny has been on a great run and its going to end but i kind of want Glenn's new show to tank just so he can be in the last two seasons of its always sunny. So im not stoked that im kind of an asshole 

That they announced two more seasons means they worked it out with Glenn Howerton and his scheduling. He was a puss hair away from being cast as Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy and they had his IASIP schedule worked out for it, I'm sure they'll do it so he's able to do his NBC deal after over a decade with FX.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4327 on: April 24, 2017, 02:05:58 PM »
had a hearing for a phd position today. it all went well.
i still don't really know if i want to do it if i would get it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4328 on: April 24, 2017, 02:08:12 PM »
It's getting warmer outside but I prefer partly cloudy in the 50-60F range.

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« Reply #4329 on: April 24, 2017, 02:54:23 PM »
My wife got a summer internship for NASA which is awesome, but it's in Mississippi, 12 hours away from home. I just worry that something could happen to my parents in the 2.5 months that we'll be gone (yeah i know it's not likely tho, but it's my biggest fear, my dad is 72 and I'll miss his 73rd birthday).
She is going to get $6000 for ten weeks, which sounds good, but we still have to find a place to live and we have been considering the benefits of just staying at a Hotel/motel but that's def pretty expensive, but at least we would have internet, cable, furniture, and breakfast already payed for. Hopefully i can find part time work while we're there but y'all know how job hunting goes sometimes.

I also have to quit my regular job while we're gone, my manager said he would hire me back, but theres no guarantee there will be an opening when we get back, it could be weeks or a month before something opens up and i wouldnt have a job or have to find something else if there's not an opening when we get back.  it's my favorite job i've ever had too.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4330 on: April 24, 2017, 06:55:26 PM »
had a hearing for a phd position today. it all went well.
i still don't really know if i want to do it if i would get it


You do what every other phd candidate does. You earn your doctorate, then you work post docs for twenty years, finalizing with teaching at community college part time and living off your spouses income.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4331 on: April 24, 2017, 08:06:41 PM »
My wife got a summer internship for NASA which is awesome, but it's in Mississippi, 12 hours away from home. I just worry that something could happen to my parents in the 2.5 months that we'll be gone (yeah i know it's not likely tho, but it's my biggest fear, my dad is 72 and I'll miss his 73rd birthday).
She is going to get $6000 for ten weeks, which sounds good, but we still have to find a place to live and we have been considering the benefits of just staying at a Hotel/motel but that's def pretty expensive, but at least we would have internet, cable, furniture, and breakfast already payed for. Hopefully i can find part time work while we're there but y'all know how job hunting goes sometimes.

I also have to quit my regular job while we're gone, my manager said he would hire me back, but theres no guarantee there will be an opening when we get back, it could be weeks or a month before something opens up and i wouldnt have a job or have to find something else if there's not an opening when we get back.  it's my favorite job i've ever had too.
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« Reply #4332 on: April 25, 2017, 07:07:34 AM »
I got a boring job doing manual labor that pays well. My friend that got me the job just always wants to get fucked up. He shows up in the middle of the night and wakes me up. I'm also working on a certificate, so I don't have time to waste or enough to sleep properly. I told him about it but he took it the wrong way. Since I cut back on drinking/smoking, I'm skating more and have my shit together. However, work has been over staffed since Monday, so I didn't have to work Monday or today. The weather was nice but I couldn't skate for more than an hour or two, due to stress. I've been trying to sell stuff to minimize my materialistic bullshit and have enough money to pay bills on time. I really want to go sober but it's hard being around people (in multiple ways)...either I get suckered into getting fucked up or get fucked up so I can stand people, which is stupid. I need to find a cheap studio or 1 bedroom apartment, because I thrive when I'm isolated. Typing this relieved me of some stress and me realize that I'm done caring about what others think of me. I rather be antisocial with a decent job by next May, than get fucked up with people after working a shift at a shitty, dead-end job just to make ends meet.

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« Reply #4333 on: April 25, 2017, 07:12:18 AM »
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My wife got a summer internship for NASA which is awesome, but it's in Mississippi, 12 hours away from home. I just worry that something could happen to my parents in the 2.5 months that we'll be gone (yeah i know it's not likely tho, but it's my biggest fear, my dad is 72 and I'll miss his 73rd birthday).
She is going to get $6000 for ten weeks, which sounds good, but we still have to find a place to live and we have been considering the benefits of just staying at a Hotel/motel but that's def pretty expensive, but at least we would have internet, cable, furniture, and breakfast already payed for. Hopefully i can find part time work while we're there but y'all know how job hunting goes sometimes.

I also have to quit my regular job while we're gone, my manager said he would hire me back, but theres no guarantee there will be an opening when we get back, it could be weeks or a month before something opens up and i wouldnt have a job or have to find something else if there's not an opening when we get back.  it's my favorite job i've ever had too.
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Why are you going?

Yeah what the hell do you need to be there for? Why don't you keep your job and she goes and does her fuckin' NASA internship and makes her money and then you have more money and have a better life like adults do?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4334 on: April 25, 2017, 07:49:12 AM »
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My wife got a summer internship for NASA which is awesome, but it's in Mississippi, 12 hours away from home. I just worry that something could happen to my parents in the 2.5 months that we'll be gone (yeah i know it's not likely tho, but it's my biggest fear, my dad is 72 and I'll miss his 73rd birthday).
She is going to get $6000 for ten weeks, which sounds good, but we still have to find a place to live and we have been considering the benefits of just staying at a Hotel/motel but that's def pretty expensive, but at least we would have internet, cable, furniture, and breakfast already payed for. Hopefully i can find part time work while we're there but y'all know how job hunting goes sometimes.

I also have to quit my regular job while we're gone, my manager said he would hire me back, but theres no guarantee there will be an opening when we get back, it could be weeks or a month before something opens up and i wouldnt have a job or have to find something else if there's not an opening when we get back.  it's my favorite job i've ever had too.
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Because she's my wife and we don't want to be apart for 2 and a half months.
She also doesnt want to be alone in a new place for that long, her vehicle is not reliable (there are plenty of reasons why she doesn't want to go alone).
 I'm sure we will have fun anyways, im just a little worried and felt like venting.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4335 on: April 25, 2017, 05:39:42 PM »
Kerry Getz accepted my friend request on facebook. I really don't remember sending him one and havent sent out a friend request in years to anyone. So um sorry dude if you ever read my stupid statues of my jokes, shark tits knows what im talking about

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4336 on: April 25, 2017, 05:47:43 PM »
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had a hearing for a phd position today. it all went well.
i still don't really know if i want to do it if i would get it
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You do what every other phd candidate does. You earn your doctorate, then you work post docs for twenty years, finalizing with teaching at community college part time and living off your spouses income.

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Congrats somethingmustbreaknow. I hope you get in, kill it with your dissertation and make a fortune.
This has summarized the majority of my adult life. Buuuttt, I just scored a semi-permanent position at one of the better research hospitals in Chicago. I start on Monday. :-) Pretty soon, I'll be making as much as I would have if I stopped at my B.S. and went private sector :-(

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« Reply #4337 on: April 25, 2017, 06:14:08 PM »
Kerry Getz accepted my friend request on facebook. I really don't remember sending him one and havent sent out a friend request in years to anyone. So um sorry dude if you ever read my stupid statues of my jokes, shark tits knows what im talking about
you're not too bad. i liked when you had skating clips every day. i wonder if you didn't accidentally brush over the 'freind' button on 'people you may know'. when i was on a phone i accidentally asked strangers to be my friend. i didn't know til it said they accepted and now i'm stuck w/ these weirdos' so-called lives.
the only other thing i can think of is kerry getz had a fake profile that was a girl you friended and he's since reverted to his real self.
so prolly the first one.

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« Reply #4338 on: April 25, 2017, 06:28:08 PM »
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Kerry Getz accepted my friend request on facebook. I really don't remember sending him one and havent sent out a friend request in years to anyone. So um sorry dude if you ever read my stupid statues of my jokes, shark tits knows what im talking about
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you're not too bad. i liked when you had skating clips every day. i wonder if you didn't accidentally brush over the 'freind' button on 'people you may know'. when i was on a phone i accidentally asked strangers to be my friend. i didn't know til it said they accepted and now i'm stuck w/ these weirdos' so-called lives.
the only other thing i can think of is kerry getz had a fake profile that was a girl you friended and he's since reverted to his real self.
so prolly the first one.

Need to make an instagram account, thats what i posted most of my skate footy for. Sometimes i would throw it on facebook but not nearly as much. Also Tom Asta came up on friends you may know but hes using a different name because i guess he just wants to share family shit and plus i doubt anyone would care if i said the facebook name hes using.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4339 on: April 26, 2017, 12:17:38 PM »
new glasses.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4340 on: April 27, 2017, 09:13:09 PM »
Colorado was fucking cranked filled with hella stuff that was fun, not stoked to be back in the land of Lincoln one bit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4341 on: April 27, 2017, 09:46:04 PM »
i finally found a rail in town, but its this thing

i also feel like i posted about this before but i dont think i did, huh.

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« Reply #4342 on: April 28, 2017, 03:47:07 AM »
Don't you dare complain about that

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« Reply #4343 on: April 28, 2017, 01:36:53 PM »
Dislocated my hip yesterday while playing with my niece. Went to bed last night thinking it would fix itself but it didn't so i went to the chiropractor today and thank god i did because he said if i waited like even a week i would be extremely fucked. Fixed it in like 30 minutes and cost me 25 dollars.


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« Reply #4344 on: April 28, 2017, 01:47:04 PM »
Dislocated my hip yesterday while playing with my niece. Went to bed last night thinking it would fix itself but it didn't so i went to the chiropractor today and thank god i did because he said if i waited like even a week i would be extremely fucked. Fixed it in like 30 minutes and cost me 25 dollars.




A dislocated hip is no joke, been there done that. One of the worst experiences of my life.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4345 on: May 03, 2017, 09:35:41 AM »
my pops in law gave me loads of power tlls and ive been building stuff out of pallets, its rad! now I can finally make that perfect box ive always talked about ...but ill liiterally never have time to skate it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4346 on: May 04, 2017, 04:12:50 PM »
Randomly found my Lordz they dont give a fuck about us dvd and Black ops 2 for the xbox 360. Just realized its backwards compatible now so been basically playing all day

Not stoked: I guess people never stopped playing this game and are way too good now and i fucking suck

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4347 on: May 04, 2017, 05:07:37 PM »
new glasses.
Finally got transition lenses. They're great outside, but it's super obvious when I sneak in late for work for at least 5-10 minutes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4348 on: May 04, 2017, 05:23:45 PM »
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new glasses.
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Finally got transition lenses. They're great outside, but it's super obvious when I sneak in late for work for at least 5-10 minutes.

I hate calling people out, but these are really stupid and dorky and I hope you have a good medical reason to wear those. Why not just have a pair of sunglasses, or a hat, or maybe both? They don't even get dark enough.

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« Reply #4349 on: May 04, 2017, 05:32:41 PM »
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new glasses.
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Finally got transition lenses. They're great outside, but it's super obvious when I sneak in late for work for at least 5-10 minutes.
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I hate calling people out, but these are really stupid and dorky and I hope you have a good medical reason to wear those. Why not just have a pair of sunglasses, or a hat, or maybe both? They don't even get dark enough.
A co-worker talked me into trying them because I keep losing sunglasses. Now I'm stuck with them for another year. They're nice for driving I guess, but I fully agree about them looking stupid/dorky.