Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Pigeon]

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A kid I kinda know from the skatepark who I always figured was a little bit touched found me on facebook and I've spent the last few days reading his insane manic ramblings. I think he might rape Anne Hathaway and some chick fro SNL

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If you can handle all the gay stuff, you can enjoy Anne Hathaways tits in Brokeback Mountain.

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Just see tits in real life. They’re better and you can play with them.

I’ve been matching with a shitload of attractive women, on Tinder, but they’re all 18-22.

I bailed on a 20-year old college student that I matched with last night. She wanted me to smoke and watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It mainly came down to not wanting to travel two hours (round-trip), when I have to get to work by 8 AM. I feel grimy anytime I hook up with someone significantly younger than me, so I’m just going to tell myself that I made the right decision. I ended up smoking a blunt after jerking off, and now I’m at work.

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My current chick is 21 (I’m 31) and I figured that she would be fairy immature, but she’s actually the most mature woman I’ve been with as far as general outlook and stability. Like so much so I’ve actually been learning spanish.

Like I’ve dated women from 25-45 years old and other than the ones on the upper range of that scale all of them were less mature than my current. Depends on the person.

It has nothing to do with maturity. I just feel creepy/grimy when I have sex with women that are 10 years younger than me. It’s just not for me.

[calvinsdream]

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A kid I kinda know from the skatepark who I always figured was a little bit touched found me on facebook and I've spent the last few days reading his insane manic ramblings. I think he might rape Anne Hathaway and some chick fro SNL

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If you can handle all the gay stuff, you can enjoy Anne Hathaways tits in Brokeback Mountain.

[close]

Just see tits in real life. They’re better and you can play with them.

I’ve been matching with a shitload of attractive women, on Tinder, but they’re all 18-22.

I bailed on a 20-year old college student that I matched with last night. She wanted me to smoke and watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It mainly came down to not wanting to travel two hours (round-trip), when I have to get to work by 8 AM. I feel grimy anytime I hook up with someone significantly younger than me, so I’m just going to tell myself that I made the right decision. I ended up smoking a blunt after jerking off, and now I’m at work.

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My current chick is 21 (I’m 31) and I figured that she would be fairy immature, but she’s actually the most mature woman I’ve been with as far as general outlook and stability. Like so much so I’ve actually been learning spanish.

Like I’ve dated women from 25-45 years old and other than the ones on the upper range of that scale all of them were less mature than my current. Depends on the person.

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It has nothing to do with maturity. I just feel creepy/grimy when I have sex with women that are 10 years younger than me. It’s just not for me.

Fair enough! Everybody has their preferences. What’s your preferred age range?

[Pigeon]

^
24+

[OldieButFrenchie]

the snake, are you French?

what?? quoi?

[L33Tg33k]

Stoked to have my apartment to myself after my roommate left for an out of state job. No offense to him, though. He was as good as I could have hoped a roommate to be. Not stoked on fielding potential new roommates from craigslist and other stupid sites and apps. You don't gotta send me thirty texts, I don't give a shit about your lifestyle, you already know the reputation of this neighborhood, and goddamn it, I said only one tenant very specifically in the ad! Just look at the room and show me the fucking money!


edit: Hey if any slap heads are looking for a place in San Diego, pm my dumb ass.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

a coworker gave me her number unsolicited and said we should chill and smoke but she's married. she gave me a ride home after work and we sat in her car and we smoked blunts while talking for a couple hours. it was 3am when she said she needed to go. the whole thing trips me out, i could swear this chick is into me but i'm not assuming anything and i can't mess with someone who is married.

it was still cool to have a chick give me her number but also odd because she's hitched with a kid in tow

[iKobrakai]

a coworker gave me her number unsolicited and said we should chill and smoke but she's married. she gave me a ride home after work and we sat in her car and we smoked blunts while talking for a couple hours. it was 3am when she said she needed to go. the whole thing trips me out, i could swear this chick is into me but i'm not assuming anything and i can't mess with someone who is married.

it was still cool to have a chick give me her number but also odd because she's hitched with a kid in tow

How does one have patience to sit in a car for hours?

[Jollyoli]

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a coworker gave me her number unsolicited and said we should chill and smoke but she's married. she gave me a ride home after work and we sat in her car and we smoked blunts while talking for a couple hours. it was 3am when she said she needed to go. the whole thing trips me out, i could swear this chick is into me but i'm not assuming anything and i can't mess with someone who is married.

it was still cool to have a chick give me her number but also odd because she's hitched with a kid in tow

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How does one have patience to sit in a car for hours?

George Spiggott: In the words of Marcel Proust - and this applies to any woman in the world: If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is, that they're coming out with, 'til ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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a coworker gave me her number unsolicited and said we should chill and smoke but she's married. she gave me a ride home after work and we sat in her car and we smoked blunts while talking for a couple hours. it was 3am when she said she needed to go. the whole thing trips me out, i could swear this chick is into me but i'm not assuming anything and i can't mess with someone who is married.

it was still cool to have a chick give me her number but also odd because she's hitched with a kid in tow

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How does one have patience to sit in a car for hours?

They smoked a few blunts. If it's a heavy indica I could sit in my truck all fuckin day. In fact I'd rather since it's damn near impossible for me to move

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

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a coworker gave me her number unsolicited and said we should chill and smoke but she's married. she gave me a ride home after work and we sat in her car and we smoked blunts while talking for a couple hours. it was 3am when she said she needed to go. the whole thing trips me out, i could swear this chick is into me but i'm not assuming anything and i can't mess with someone who is married.

it was still cool to have a chick give me her number but also odd because she's hitched with a kid in tow

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How does one have patience to sit in a car for hours?

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They smoked a few blunts. If it's a heavy indica I could sit in my truck all fuckin day. In fact I'd rather since it's damn near impossible for me to move

the weed and the conversation was cool since i don't chill with anyone on the regular. it just feels sketch, the next day she followed me on ig, i don't know how she found my account.

also not stoked i ordered work shoes and i've taken a hit in my hours, only working two days this week, then i see emerica had a buy one get one free sale and i could have gotten two pairs of romero's instead of work shoes that i will not be working in. on the other hand, i have a lot of time to skate this week

[Pigeon]

I’m sick again, but it’s my fault for weakening my immune system. I relapsed on alcohol and pastries.

One of my roommates works at Starbucks, and he brings loads of food back...skated around and handed out danishes/croissants/sandwiches/etc. to panhandlers yesterday.

I ordered some nice tea and honey to go along with a single-serve tea set. Also, I got a Nintendo Switch and that Zelda game...too sick to play it without coughing on the screen.

[bawtawd5]

Not stoked I hit some wax and was freaking out why my knee was hurting. Stoked when I rememberd I fell climbing up a slide this morning.

[RumpelFoarskin]

Not stoked I hit some wax and was freaking out why my knee was hurting. Stoked when I rememberd I fell climbing up a slide this morning.

I do cold water extractions on codiene pills 1000mg every day. My process is sound the water is crystal clear but lately I’ve been having kidney pain. Should I stop and go through withdrawals to give my body time off is this serious? You ever get kidney pains from opiates?

[bawtawd5]

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Not stoked I hit some wax and was freaking out why my knee was hurting. Stoked when I rememberd I fell climbing up a slide this morning.

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I do cold water extractions on codiene pills 1000mg every day. My process is sound the water is crystal clear but lately I’ve been having kidney pain. Should I stop and go through withdrawals to give my body time off is this serious? You ever get kidney pains from opiates?

Good question, I'm a doctor, sounds like kidney failure and your going to die.

[RumpelFoarskin]

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Not stoked I hit some wax and was freaking out why my knee was hurting. Stoked when I rememberd I fell climbing up a slide this morning.

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I do cold water extractions on codiene pills 1000mg every day. My process is sound the water is crystal clear but lately I’ve been having kidney pain. Should I stop and go through withdrawals to give my body time off is this serious? You ever get kidney pains from opiates?

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Good question, I'm a doctor, sounds like kidney failure and your going to die.

I dunno don’t you do crazy shit I’m not pissin blood or anything. Sorry for askin

[bawtawd5]

I don't know nothin about kidney pains, I don't even know where my own kidney is.

[RumpelFoarskin]

I don't know nothin about kidney pains, I don't even know where my own kidney is.

Under your ribs

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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I don't know nothin about kidney pains, I don't even know where my own kidney is.

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Under your ribs

You'de feel it in your mid back.

Go pee in a cup and get tested at the Dr. Might be an infection

[Trashcon]

This whole ETN deal. Kind of stoked on some of the skaters that have been on there, but not sure how I feel about the whole thing. Seen clips pop up on social media here and there. Thought it was a tv show or youtube kind of thing  but saw one has to pay to access videos. Saw Brockman, Burman, Slash, MJ, Franky Villani, Forrest Edwards, and Billy Marks have been on.

[iKobrakai]

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Not stoked I hit some wax and was freaking out why my knee was hurting. Stoked when I rememberd I fell climbing up a slide this morning.

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I do cold water extractions on codiene pills 1000mg every day. My process is sound the water is crystal clear but lately I’ve been having kidney pain. Should I stop and go through withdrawals to give my body time off is this serious? You ever get kidney pains from opiates?

Just stop being silly.

[bawtawd5]

Apap isn't insoluble in water, it just doesn't dissolve as good as codeine. You can still have a lot of apap in it.

Stop. Do less. Or continue.

[RumpelFoarskin]

Apap isn't insoluble in water, it just doesn't dissolve as good as codeine. You can still have a lot of apap in it.

Stop. Do less. Or continue.

I have a different method with aspirin based pills not APAP. Run it through a 30ml oral syringe with a 3 inch filter at the bottom and you end up with a shot. The solubility of aspirin in room temperature water at 3mg/ml means that in the roughly 100ml of water i use could ever only have a maximum of 300mg of aspirin which is far below a single dose. Also I don't use room temp I use almost freezing which makes it even less its never even near 300mg its probably 30mg of aspirin in the final solution. It could not be the aspirin.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Your better of shooting benzos

Bawtawd dropped the science on us pals and apparently you cannot die from benzo use.

[Grind King Rims]

Finished recording a demo for a new little band project, but before we've even mixed it, I'm not really into the songs anymore.

[shit_for_brains]

Finished recording a demo for a new little band project, but before we've even mixed it, I'm not really into the songs anymore.

Yeah isn't that the point of making things? To hate them and yourself before you're done?

[Grind King Rims]

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Finished recording a demo for a new little band project, but before we've even mixed it, I'm not really into the songs anymore.

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Yeah isn't that the point of making things? To hate them and yourself before you're done?

It certainly seems that way sometimes.

[shit_for_brains]

I feel like I'm heading towards a keepin it real goes wrong moment at my current workplace and I should start looking for somewhere else. My wife kind of wants to move to Atlanta.

[planman]

I feel like I'm heading towards a keepin it real goes wrong moment at my current workplace and I should start looking for somewhere else. My wife kind of wants to move to Atlanta.

Where do you live now? You're white, right? There's nothing for white people there except racism.

[ungzilla]

and black blocks

or as racists call it:

white triangle ground place

[shit_for_brains]

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I feel like I'm heading towards a keepin it real goes wrong moment at my current workplace and I should start looking for somewhere else. My wife kind of wants to move to Atlanta.

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Where do you live now? You're white, right? There's nothing for white people there except racism.

I live in a little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business. I was in Atlanta for a chunk of my 20s and I know how horrible it is, but in my years I've learned that everywhere is horrible and so are the things and people in those places so I should get used to it.