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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5070 on: July 19, 2018, 06:21:31 AM »
stoked to be back on Slap , i stopped lurking in 2011
not stoked on my new boring job.
stoked to spend a lot of time on Slap at work because i'm bored

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5071 on: July 19, 2018, 03:22:13 PM »
Stoked I made it to the six month mark with my lady. It's been chill.

What I'm not stoked on is that I have to meet her Dad that did eight years of fed time when she was a kid. He's now started trolling our facebooks and asking when "he's gonna meet the white boy". I hear that he's pretty much a major dick so I'm not pumped.

Apparently the last boyfriend she introduced, he just looked at him and said "No you're not", and that was it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5072 on: July 19, 2018, 04:48:33 PM »
Apparently the last boyfriend she introduced, he just looked at him and said "No you're not", and that was it.

if he pulls that line again, just say "already have, bro" and wink. you'll be fine.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5073 on: July 20, 2018, 05:41:15 AM »
Ask her if he's excited to meet the white boy because he got a taste for them in prison

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5074 on: July 20, 2018, 06:03:45 AM »
Ask her if he's excited to meet the white boy because he got a taste for them in prison

Apparently the prison thing is never to be spoken of so this should probably work.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5075 on: July 20, 2018, 06:19:10 AM »
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Ask her if he's excited to meet the white boy because he got a taste for them in prison
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Apparently the prison thing is never to be spoken of so this should probably work.
or it will get your wig split

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5076 on: July 20, 2018, 06:56:00 AM »
My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5077 on: July 20, 2018, 09:00:49 AM »
My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.

Ah, nah. She's a smoking hot 22 year old latina and it's been the most drama free relationship I've ever had.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5078 on: July 20, 2018, 09:09:26 AM »
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My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.
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Ah, nah. She's a smoking hot 22 year old latina and it's been the most drama free relationship I've ever had.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5079 on: July 20, 2018, 11:41:49 AM »
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My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.
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Ah, nah. She's a smoking hot 22 year old latina and it's been the most drama free relationship I've ever had.
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Jokes on her, my last ex cleared me out already. My current makes more bank than me anyway, seeing as I'm in a "debt management" program after being dumb enough to pay tuition for my last girlfriend.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5080 on: July 20, 2018, 12:06:54 PM »
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My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.
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Ah, nah. She's a smoking hot 22 year old latina and it's been the most drama free relationship I've ever had.
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Jokes on her, my last ex cleared me out already. My current makes more bank than me anyway, seeing as I'm in a "debt management" program after being dumb enough to pay tuition for my last girlfriend.

No no. Her being a hot 22 year old Latina is the money, everything else you've mentioned is everything else in the photo.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5081 on: July 20, 2018, 12:40:52 PM »
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My real advice as someone from a family familiar with the prison system is to find a different girl.
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Ah, nah. She's a smoking hot 22 year old latina and it's been the most drama free relationship I've ever had.
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Jokes on her, my last ex cleared me out already. My current makes more bank than me anyway, seeing as I'm in a "debt management" program after being dumb enough to pay tuition for my last girlfriend.
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No no. Her being a hot 22 year old Latina is the money, everything else you've mentioned is everything else in the photo.

Oh gotcha. We'll see if I get murdered or something I guess

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5082 on: July 20, 2018, 09:56:05 PM »
the DIY that just died was a 10 yr old, $20,000 ghost town for junkies that the only thing people came to skate was a 3 ft wooden min ramp someone donated.
it's funny now that it's gone how everyone is up in arms.
i went to the meeting and 2 people i'd chatted w/ days before amicably were rude.
then they started using our language about 'multi use plazas w/ skating in mind' and i'm like 'are you just uncomfortable cause you plagiarized me?'
cause that' casual, just give credit.
i am scared in their ability to follow through [the aforementioned 10 yr, $20,000 shooting gallery that kids sometimes skated a wood ramp]. like, rebuild your tranny dog spot for all the suburb tranny dogs to work on and occasionally [very occasionally] skate.
do i trust them to make satellite spots in my neighborhood or the rest of  the city i actually live in?
no. like i told hash slasher, wormside is yngvie malmsteen and sharkside is a 3 chord punk song [that doesn't suck].
we've got asian, spanish, black and white kids [and at least one juggalo girl] skating our plaza, junkies in the periphery admiring our tomatoes. like we just on accident made something great vs the other spot was contrived and not a lot of fun. if i'm lyin i'm dyin.
so i'm stoked [validated] that my idears are being passed on [i invented edible skate spots dammit] but not stoked that people will ignore you to your face and take credit for your shit even though you aren't from the city, don't skate regularly and although they're better at using tools, you use em to create bullshit and our lofi spot is bitchin!!!
yes, ik, i'm a bad person because i don't work and that's everyone's excuse for not being able to do the thing that makes you relevant to skating.
i like dube and everyone but i'm wil'in now.
and if anyone says those aren't sharkside concepts, originally all they wanted was to rebuild wormside or the city to build a park [wicked orginal].

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5083 on: July 23, 2018, 03:30:50 AM »
Had sex with this amazing woman

She is my bestfriends sister..

I know I fucked up but don't regret it neither does she but this will make things awkward and weird because I know we didn't get enough of each others just yet.. Dreams come true I figure though..
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5084 on: July 23, 2018, 03:38:59 AM »
Had sex with this amazing woman

He is my bestfriends sister..


I know I fucked up but don't regret it neither does she but this will make things awkward and weird because I know we didn't get enough of each others just yet.. Dreams come true I figure though..

Good for you, but this quote does not compute. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5085 on: July 23, 2018, 03:49:53 AM »
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Had sex with this amazing woman

She! is my bestfriends sister..


I know I fucked up but don't regret it neither does she but this will make things awkward and weird because I know we didn't get enough of each others just yet.. Dreams come true I figure though..
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Good for you, but this quote does not compute.

English isn't my first language, sorry

My bestfriend is a he and her sister has a divine body..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5086 on: July 23, 2018, 04:54:27 AM »
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Had sex with this amazing woman

She! is my bestfriends sister..


I know I fucked up but don't regret it neither does she but this will make things awkward and weird because I know we didn't get enough of each others just yet.. Dreams come true I figure though..
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Good for you, but this quote does not compute.
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English isn't my first language, sorry

My bestfriend is a he and her sister has a divine body..
Post nudez

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5087 on: July 23, 2018, 05:01:15 PM »
hash slahser and i reappropriated some granite from a decrepit structure to sharkside. we made a noseblunt ledge [tribute to auburn] and we layed down 2/3 tiles for a manny pad.
stoked.
then as we were taking the 2 granite tiles of the dolly my finger became crushed in between them.
i'm numb now but it might start hurting, may be broke.
i'm in shock.
for anyways, not stoked on that.
pray for my finger!
i need 12 cinderblocks and we're putting that manny pad up.
sharkside doesn't cost $20,000 and people actually skate here.
^that can be our motto

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5088 on: July 23, 2018, 06:40:02 PM »
mechanic school
i should learned to build ramps

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5089 on: July 23, 2018, 08:02:40 PM »
 ;D really wanba sk8 some am comp

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5090 on: July 25, 2018, 05:41:57 AM »
I'm stoked on skating in general; Houston has some awesome shops, sick spots, cool people involved in almost everything, my skating while not improving and I'm certainly not getting any better is still the most fun thing I'm involved in. Teaching kids how to skate and having them say things like, "I've been trying to learn how to ollie forever, you taught me in 10 minutes" is quite an amazing feeling.
Not stoked that I'm old and getting older, the desire to do theses things doesn't match the inability to do them. I'm 45 and it will never be how it was at 17, and I have to be ok with that. I rolled my ankle at 17 and it seemed to heal in a few weeks. I rolled my ankle last year and I still feel it. Torn meniscus in the right knee is now sciatica on the left side. It's still so much fun, though. The excitement I have for skateboarding far outweighs the pain. For now at least.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5091 on: July 25, 2018, 06:40:32 AM »
Going to a sports medicine doctor to get my knee checked out today. I’ll be glad to know what’s going on with it but will be bummed because it’s never good news.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5092 on: July 26, 2018, 04:39:34 PM »
Got called The O.G at the skatepark today. Dope because these young fools recognize, not dope because it makes me feel old and I realize nobody from my crew growing up is around anymore

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5093 on: July 26, 2018, 06:34:28 PM »
Got in a huge fight with my girl today, then a little later we had that post-fight kind of sex that is extra aggro.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5094 on: July 28, 2018, 01:38:00 AM »
Stoked to see my Husband and dog after 5 weeks of traveling around the country (US). Not stoked to be done traveling until at least next summer probably. But also stoked that im married to someone who is cook with me going off on adventures on my own. Any Pals doing hosting? I’m always down to travel out and trade a crash space at my place in the NW if your travel inclined yourself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5095 on: July 30, 2018, 05:59:42 AM »
Not stoked, I slammed that hard on my ass I thought I was going to shit myself.
Stoked, I didn't shit myself. You have to appreciate the little things.
Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5096 on: July 30, 2018, 07:41:50 AM »
hash slahser and i reappropriated some granite from a decrepit structure to sharkside. we made a noseblunt ledge [tribute to auburn] and we layed down 2/3 tiles for a manny pad.
stoked.
then as we were taking the 2 granite tiles of the dolly my finger became crushed in between them.
i'm numb now but it might start hurting, may be broke.
i'm in shock.
for anyways, not stoked on that.
pray for my finger!
i need 12 cinderblocks and we're putting that manny pad up.
sharkside doesn't cost $20,000 and people actually skate here.
^that can be our motto

did you name shark side?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5097 on: July 30, 2018, 08:10:45 AM »
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hash slahser and i reappropriated some granite from a decrepit structure to sharkside. we made a noseblunt ledge [tribute to auburn] and we layed down 2/3 tiles for a manny pad.
stoked.
then as we were taking the 2 granite tiles of the dolly my finger became crushed in between them.
i'm numb now but it might start hurting, may be broke.
i'm in shock.
for anyways, not stoked on that.
pray for my finger!
i need 12 cinderblocks and we're putting that manny pad up.
sharkside doesn't cost $20,000 and people actually skate here.
^that can be our motto
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did you name shark side?
haha, i wanted to call it 'clarkside' because asides me and maybe one other fellow from my city it's all clarkies [students of clark university] but they resent being called clarkies and furthermore don't want to be part of the 'clarkification of main south' aka gentrification and eminent domain-ing.
so no, i liked clarkside since it's geographically closer to clark than the atlantic but it kinda was a spinoff of that. i was just adamant that it is 'something-side' out of respect to burnside and mark hubbard.
no 'pizza park' or any corny shit like that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5098 on: July 30, 2018, 08:24:39 AM »
livin up to your name eh?

sorry had to. props for building

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5099 on: July 30, 2018, 09:14:20 AM »
went to Lyon but now I’m back in America