Oh shit, the good ones!
My sobnso for today is a pretty big one. I'm getting the Andy Roy special tomorrow. My teeth are fucked from the years of hard living and physical trauma so they're going to cut them out, screw implants into the bone, and then put new fake teefs on them. Im really excited to be pretty again but I'm most excited about eating shit that I can't right now, like corn on the cob, ribs, sunflower seeds, and ass.