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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1110 on: April 19, 2009, 06:45:33 PM »
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Cherry Hill Tradeshow next week.
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Can i get some info on this?? I'm supposed to go open accounts for the shop i work at but I cant find any info on the location or anything online

pm sent.  hopefully you have appointments scheduled with reps already, i'd imagine everyone would be pretty well booked by now since it starts tuesday.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1111 on: April 19, 2009, 06:50:29 PM »
420's just a special event for people who don't smoke weed on the reg.
I completely agree with you. I remember when I would hear some douches yell, "4/20!", when I was in high school. Maybe, all the jocks smoke that day. I don't know. I smoke almost every third day. And, I usually smoke every day in the summer. It doesn't take a whole lot to get me high. I might smoke Tuesday, though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1112 on: April 19, 2009, 07:35:33 PM »
spent a good bit of the night with my tongue down the throat of nice lookin red head, come to find out, she might be underage

this should not matter one bit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1113 on: April 19, 2009, 07:41:06 PM »
eh, i it shouldn't, but there's something about "dude i think she might be 16" and her dad being a lawyer i'm not overly stoked about. But that shit was pretty fun, what with the boob grabbage and all.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1114 on: April 20, 2009, 08:57:09 PM »
I just took a 6 hour nap and it was amazing.
now I wont go to bed atleast until 1-2
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1115 on: April 20, 2009, 09:19:56 PM »
i just got hired at Home Depot working graveyard.

but i just found out theres a 7 day trip to Chicago to skate, i tried requesting the days off today but the lady made me feel dumb when she said "you haven't even worked 1 day yet & you want a week off?"

would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1116 on: April 21, 2009, 06:06:14 AM »
THE FRIENDLY STRANGER AND HIS HOUSE OF HORRORS

Much like crystal meth, sexing children seems to have an adverse affect on one's appearance IF you let it get out of control. 



So, the lesson to be learned here, moderation people. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1117 on: April 21, 2009, 06:43:16 AM »
Going to skate today!
Not stoked on this test I have tomorrow. Guddamnit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1118 on: April 23, 2009, 06:22:16 AM »
Took a shit, didnt need to wipe.
Then when I was washing my hands, I saw a spider coming towards me. I got this claustrophobic feeling, and smashed into the door and stressed to get out. I aint using that toilet again!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1119 on: April 23, 2009, 02:33:00 PM »
i was dead set on buying a new deck today, skated to the first shop to find out they have like 20 decks all atleast a year old so i skated to this other shop that's about a mile away only to learn they have 10 decks all of which were pieces of shit.

stoked because i killed some time

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1120 on: April 23, 2009, 09:48:58 PM »
skating to a red curb halfwway through i get off the board and a my wheel falls off
so toked on making it that far and not eating shit but not stoked on walking back for a fuckin nut
my god the sex ive had and forced others to watch!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1121 on: April 24, 2009, 03:35:17 PM »
Back staying at my mums house for a month. Feel like a bit of a loser to be back there at age 28 and it is stressful dealing with her and my sister on a full-time basis even though it is for a short period. I also have to be careful when I beat-off and it would be difficult if I scored a girl(although this is looking very unlikely in this town). Stoked because i am doing doing some seriously good eating! Loads of lasagna, curry, stews and bacon sandwiches.

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« Reply #1122 on: April 25, 2009, 05:13:51 PM »
Stoked that I actually had a decent lunch today for a change; Not stoked that I had a bad skate sesh today. It was just one of those days where I just couldn't land anything at all. I ended up getting really pissed and ended up just leaving the spot. I feel really shitty now though cause I was tossing my board a lot and stressing out really badly in front of my friends, and that's always kinda embarrassing, not matter who you do it in front of, but I couldn't help it. I was getting really close to switch pop shuv late flips though when I was messing around on flat for a bit. I was just fucking around and kinda just threw it out there for the hell of it and got really close on my first try ever even trying it. I tried it a few more times after that and got closer to landing it but ended up trying another trick before I could stick it; I guess that's another thing to be stoked for.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1123 on: April 25, 2009, 05:38:15 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

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« Reply #1124 on: April 25, 2009, 06:58:36 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

Where in that whole story is there something you shouldn't be stoked on?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1125 on: April 25, 2009, 07:26:29 PM »
do you have a hairy asshole?

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« Reply #1126 on: April 25, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
My sister is getting confirmed tomorrow and we're having a family party. I hate family parties and religion, but man do I loves me some cake and ice cream.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1127 on: April 25, 2009, 08:52:45 PM »
Landed my second 360 flip ever, then broke my two-day-old board on the next try. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1128 on: April 26, 2009, 03:53:47 PM »
do you have a hairy asshole?


oh god, yeah

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1129 on: April 27, 2009, 09:02:19 AM »
What a silly girl.

Iīm stoked Iīm in Barcelona. But defenitely not stoked on the pain in my right foot. Itīs been almost a week now. And the pain doesnīt go away. Hopefully I didnīt break anything.
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« Reply #1130 on: April 27, 2009, 07:58:59 PM »
the heat has its pros and cons

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1131 on: April 28, 2009, 03:07:37 PM »
Landed my second 360 flip ever, then broke my two-day-old board on the next try. 

stoked because this has inspired me to buy a new deck. my current deck isn't broken, but it's chipped right on the corner where i flick, and it's 1-2 years old and soggy as hell.

not stoked because im not yet in a position to be spending money on something i don't really need.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1132 on: April 28, 2009, 03:39:26 PM »
Stoked that fakie 360 flips come so easy to me, not stoked that regular 360 flips are harder for me to flip.

Maybe it's cause of the longer nose? it's so much easier finding that sweet spot going fakie

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1133 on: April 29, 2009, 03:16:15 PM »
yay I'm a slap pal now, after 5 years in the making. this is the only message board I've ever had more than 1000 posts.

stoked on being a pal, not stoked on spending almost a month on here :S (well, that's not entirely true. I usually leave my browser open with a slap magazine tab open, and my computer is on 24/7)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1134 on: April 29, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »
diarrhea

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1135 on: April 29, 2009, 04:01:34 PM »
the old roommates are gone, now i'm doin all the dishes and payin all the bills.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1136 on: April 29, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

be stoked for sure. Everyone feels kinda awkard first time a chick licks your taint, ass etc, but after intial shock its rad. Just gotta remember not to kiss her after, or prolly for a good while. Suprising lots of chicks are kinda into that, dont think they're like super fans but when drunk, horney and giving you head just push their head down alittle more and they'll get the idea and roll with it...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1137 on: April 29, 2009, 05:07:51 PM »
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in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.
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be stoked for sure. Everyone feels kinda awkard first time a chick licks your taint, ass etc, but after intial shock its rad. Just gotta remember not to kiss her after, or prolly for a good while. Suprising lots of chicks are kinda into that, dont think they're like super fans but when drunk, horney and giving you head just push their head down alittle more and they'll get the idea and roll with it...

aw fuck i forgot about the kissing thing. i definitely kissed her. i was so drunk i didnt notice. but i dont think i kissed her immediately after....
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1138 on: May 02, 2009, 02:50:14 AM »
so stoked on how drunk i am, so untstoked on how im gonna geel if i ever wak up aghain

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1139 on: May 02, 2009, 08:20:25 AM »
so stoked on how drunk i am, so untstoked on how im gonna geel if i ever wak up aghain

this post is awesome ^^^

im stoked because tomorrow is gonna be badass, hiking a mountain and then a party.  but im not stoked because i have to wake up in  3 hours to do that shit and i havent slept at all yet.